InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 that they are jesus freaks, wouldn't it make it that much more satisfying to do awful things to them? Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 same blowjob frequency too unfortunately Nah, I've been to Wisconsin recently. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 So I woke up and went down to the wifes mad scientist lab to make a snack... figured I have a peanut butter and grape jelly on white with a side of cold milk Believe it or not, not one ingredient was either present or edible in a third world country... I suppose the kid could be performing a penicillin experiment with the bread for a class project so I shrugged it off. The jelly had me scratching my head for several minutes. Just how many years does it take for grape jelly to convert to wine anyway? The label was unreadable due to decomposition or wind damage due to the thousands of miles it traveled back and forth in the fridge door I put it all back of course. Im sure sometime in the future one of you wine connoisseurs will come up with a meal that matches a super sweet grape with more than a hint of green mold to wash it down with... I would ask shake how he ended up spending the night with a married gal at someone elses house but its probably best not to Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 she's friends with my friend that I was hanging out with's wife. they gave me a ride home, she stayed over. and I tell you one thing, this whole thing here is proof positive that women prefer to be treated like shit. if I'm nice to a girl, tell her I like her, try to do nice things for her, etc... nothing. total turn off to them. however this girl? ignore her unless I'm drunk, then bang, then ignore again... she falls in love. bbc man, bbc. that they are jesus freaks, wouldn't it make it that much more satisfying to do awful things to them? but see, that's all I do: do awful things to them. not date them, just try to stick things in them. I'd like to actually date a girl here at some point, but I can't do that if she's asking me to go to church and discussing "how strong her faith is" and shit like that. I'd probably throw up on her. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 I'd like to actually date a girl here at some point, Know how I know you're gay? Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 ugh. good point. womanizer it is! Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 apparently you lay good pipe, shake. so take that knowledge, turn it into some confidence and put in the work for a suitable lady friend. we all believe in you. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 no you don't Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Dammit, guys, we need to change the narrative around here. Tired of this shit. I'm going hardcore with the job apps this week. No eating out for dinner. Working out everyday this week. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 no you're not Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 No...no I won't. But you can imagine what'd it'd be like if I did though, right? Right?? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Dammit, guys, we need to change the narrative around here. Tired of this shit. I'm going hardcore with the job apps this week. No eating out for dinner. Working out everyday this week. Here you go Napa, your new avatar. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 I didn't say I was too old. However, I do turn 25 in two weeks, so I'm not exactly a spring chicken, either. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Nappy you inspired me, I'm at the gym right now. On the bike getting my cycle on. BRO ON DUDE. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 yeah napa, you've inspired me too. I've decided that I'm not messing with any more skinny chicks at all. too much trouble for not enough fun. I'm an ass man and damn it, I want my girl to have an ass. she doesn't weigh more than me then GET OUT OF MY WAY BITCH. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Do work, son. Let that Asian know what's up. While tailgating this weekend me and two buddies were walking and my buddy said loudly "hey I can see your bra" to some chick wearing a sleeveless shirt with a bright green bra. Because you could. Then like a minute later some skinny drunk ass kid who can barely walk comes up to us and starts telling us that we don't talk to his girl like that and asking if we wanted to go and calling us needle dicks or something stupid. We just laughed at him and went and shotguned some beers before heading into the game. Kids, man. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 tasty asian wasn't there, unfortunately. i got a little sweat in, feeling good, you know? you should have broken that kids face. how else will he learn not to be a douche? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 The kid was so drunk he probably wouldn't have even felt it. He had no idea what he was saying. Plus, I don't need to be worrying about getting arrested while trying to find a new job. And I'm a pussy. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Oh I would never do anything either. Huge pussy. So I eat at chipotle way too much. Four times a week on average. And there is this black lady there who works the register. Awhile back she says to me, you know you look just like my ex husband. Really? Yeah baby this burrito is on me cutie. So I thank her and enjoy my free burrito. But now every time I go in and he is working I get some uncomfortable looks fro her. Some flirty comments too. Like today she goes OH baby you smell good today. You can't be coming in here smelling so good. I just nod and move along. Very strange. I don't know if I told you guys this before, but she is at least 40 and not attractive, so it's not an option. Link to post Share on other sites
iQuack 128 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 It's always an option... Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 trust me, its not. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 that's quite the coincidence as I had a rather large older black lady hitting on me saturday night at the bar. there was a lot of "uuum huuuumm"s that's for sure. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 not a coincidence at all, brosef stalin. you and i just got what the elderly black ladies want. that being marginal attractiveness and obvious self confidence issues. we're easy prey to them. OR SO THEY THINK. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 little do they know, we're extremely racist! 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 We have to take some personality assessment for work, actually was supposed to get the link today but didn't, and I'm worried its going to come back I'm "slightly racist/misogynist and doesn't particularly do well working with other people" and I'll be fired or something. And it's not the Briggs-Meyer or whatever bullshit test that gives you four letters back. Link to post Share on other sites
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