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But you didn't vote riiiiiiiiiiiiiight!!!!!

 

voting: the ultimate expression of non-providers shitting on providers of content!

 

It's pretty awesome.

 

 

I want to hear more about this game--was there a way to keep score?

 

unnecessary. everyone loses.

 

And my almost 4 year old has discovered the pure joy of riding on my shoulders while I run around and riding on my back while I crawl around like a horsey. Good thing I have the strong back

 

CORE!

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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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That reminds me, brvy is just a weirdo. Probably latent homoswhen lity or something. I know, for me, if my wife just hated giving blowies, I could tell, and that would be a huge turnoff. Probably that is the life she leads as a sexually frustrated Mrs Brvy. She knows he hates giving the oral so she rarely asks for it. She cries when he leaves for work. You can bet on that.

 

I won't argue that I'm weird, but I'm extremely confident in my wife's love and desire for me alone.

 

She has sex with me daily.

 

She stays home with the kids, and helps teach them, even though they are in a public online school.

 

She's an awesome cook, which she taught herself to do. Her mom is the worst cook ever.

 

She has all the kids come outside and hug me and wave to me as I leave in the morning, and has all the kids greeting me when I get home.

 

She often gives me the remote as I walk in, and already has comfy clothes sitting on the couch, and a drink ready to go.

 

She also keeps a super clean house.

 

She never complains about me to her friends.

 

I have the best wife ever.

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She never complains about me to her friends.

 

 

 

You can't be sure about this one. People have and keep secrets.

 

Never said she wasn't good to you.

 

And now that I'm a house husband, I rock out better than your wife. I get up and make the Mrs some bfast and lunch. I have dinner ready every night when she gets home. I do my chores. It ain't that hard to keep a home. Toss in kids, it's a different story

 

Now I think brvy's wife is weird. She must be a transport from 1954, or a hostage

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You can't be sure about this one. People have and keep secrets.

 

Never said she wasn't good to you.

 

And now that I'm a house husband, I rock out better than your wife. I get up and make the Mrs some bfast and lunch. I have dinner ready every night when she gets home. I do my chores. It ain't that hard to keep a home. Toss in kids, it's a different story

 

Now I think brvy's wife is weird. She must be a transport from 1954, or a hostage

 

 

Yeah toss in kid(s) and it's a bit harder. I can't get anything done around the house when the kid is awake. Which is a lot. I figure as long as she comes home, the kid is breathing, dinner is in the works, and the house is standing and not smelly, then I'm doing an ok job.

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I really think I'd enjoy being a stay at home dad. Take the kid to the park. Clean and cook and do work around the house. Good jerk during nap time. Maybe a quick work out and get dinner ready, clean the kid up for mom when she gets home and collect a blowie at the end of the day. Beautiful.

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I won't argue that I'm weird, but I'm extremely confident in my wife's love and desire for me alone.

 

She has sex with me daily.

 

She stays home with the kids, and helps teach them, even though they are in a public online school.

 

She's an awesome cook, which she taught herself to do. Her mom is the worst cook ever.

 

She has all the kids come outside and hug me and wave to me as I leave in the morning, and has all the kids greeting me when I get home.

 

She often gives me the remote as I walk in, and already has comfy clothes sitting on the couch, and a drink ready to go.

 

She also keeps a super clean house.

 

She never complains about me to her friends.

 

I have the best wife ever.

 

I'm glad I don't have to take notes on you anymore.

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Final results:

 

#1. InternetExplorer: 11 votes (Theraflu, JubilantLankyLad, Iphonenkinder, TommyGavin81, InternetExplorer, Ron_Mexico, Cha! Cha!, Quacktastic, Tiltinagain, CaneBrain, hank213)

 

defeats

 

#8. brvheart: 4 votes (The Ocho, Essay21, Napa Don, brvheart)

 

 

#2. Ron_Mexico: 4 votes (Theraflu, iphonenkinder, InternetExplorer, CaneBrain)

 

loses to

 

#7. Napa Don: 11 votes (JubilantLankyLad, The Ocho, TommyGavin81, Essay21, Napa Don, Ron_Mexico, Cha! Cha!, brvheart, Quacktastic, Tiltinagain, hank213)

 

 

#3. TommyGavin81: 4 votes (TommyGavin81, InternetExplorer, Essay21, brvheart)

 

loses to

 

#6. iphonenkinder: 11 votes (Theraflu, JubilantLankyLad, The Ocho, iphonenkinder, Napa Don, Ron_Mexico, Cha! Cha!, Quacktastic, Tiltinagain, CaneBrain, hank213)

 

 

#4. Essay21: 10 votes (Theraflu, JubilantLankyLad, TommyGavin81, Essay21, Napa Don, Cha! Cha!, brvheart, Tiltinagain, CaneBrain, hank213)

 

defeats

 

#5. Cha! Cha!: 5 votes (The Ocho, iphonenkinder, InternetExplorer, Ron_Mexico, Quacktastic)

 

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You can't be sure about this one. People have and keep secrets.

 

Never said she wasn't good to you.

 

And now that I'm a house husband, I rock out better than your wife. I get up and make the Mrs some bfast and lunch. I have dinner ready every night when she gets home. I do my chores. It ain't that hard to keep a home. Toss in kids, it's a different story

 

Now I think brvy's wife is weird. She must be a transport from 1954, or a hostage

 

I actually do believe you are probably better around the house. The 5 kids take up most of her time. She's not weird. You would love her.

 

Also, I know for a fact that she doesn't talk about me, because that's her biggest pet peeve with women, and her friends always complain to me about her never complaining about me. So then I usually offer some detail of how I'm terrible.

 

She has this belief that men need to be built up for their egos, so she's super careful about the words she chooses.

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I feel like that post is mostly made up considering he edited heavily over night. Going for the win th next week by embellishing. Nice play brvy baby but ole essay is onto you.

 

Well, originally it was just the first sentence, but then I decided to expand it. So I didn't change anything, just added.

 

New topic:

 

The poll needs to go up, because I need to spite vote against several people. I'm lookin at you Strat and Frau.

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The poll needs to go up, because I need to spite vote against several people. I'm lookin at you Strat and Frau.

 

The poll doesn't go up until the week is over.

 

Are you going to tell us what you had planned if you had won? Remember that I voted for you, so you should at least tell me.

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Has napa seen BC since the last over the panties groping? Have they talked?

 

Is shake alive or dead? Does anyone care?

 

What is that surprise that TG's lady said she had for him, did I miss that?

 

Is Ronny ever going to get another job?

 

Has hanks house been raided by the police yet after the neighbors saw ten hookers coming in the other night?

 

 

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Hypo:

 

You can be the best ever in the world (by far) at something physical. So it can't be 'stock picking', for example, but it could be poker playing. Your amazingness only lasts one year, but you can basically set all-time records or do something that will never be done again in history. After a year, you will immediately be back to your ability level at the thing you choose, as before your year started. Also, you still do your current job when your year starts. So if you choose being the best QB ever, for example, you would still have to figure out how to get looked at by a team or whatever, which might make professional team sports less appealing.

 

What ability do you choose, and what happens during your year?

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Has napa seen BC since the last over the panties groping? Have they talked?

 

Are you trying to increase frau's chances of winning this week?

 

 

You can be the best ever in the world (by far) at something physical. ...it could be poker playing.

 

What?

 

 

We're seeing each other tonight so I'm hoping the surprise will be surprised upon me this evening

 

Good luck.

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We talked a little monday...she said she's cutting back on the drinking which is bad news for me. Didn't talk yesterday. Texted me this morning, we're hanging out tonight. I've been emailing her/my old boss all morning because I saw an old guy wearing a members only jacket at this client. Those two always give me crap about wearing a MO jacket.

 

Edit: Man, against Frau is going to be tough, but if I can make it through this week, next week could be big for me with it being my birthday, but I will be in NE all week, so who knows.

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Seriously what is this girls deal? She tells you she doesn't like you romantically and then continues to hang out an text and make out? I really don't envy you here. These damn women.

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Seriously what is this girls deal? She tells you she doesn't like you romantically and then continues to hang out an text and make out? I really don't envy you here. These damn women.

 

In her defense, she doesn't remember that she told Napa that, so she (correctly) thinks that she can string him along a little longer.

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