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There is also always the possibility that you are just embarrassed that I built an even better, more illegal shed, for $40, and you don't want us to see how much shittier yours is than mine.

 

You say 'possibility' with a terse wave of the hand...

 

Sir, it is an ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY I was worried someone here had already built a better illegal-shed-from-garbage than mine.

 

I meditated deeply on even posting this thread since it might inspire someone to action that ultimately exceeds me and that would just ****ing suck, given the sweat equity I have in the damn thing and all associated emotional investiture of there not being any other sheds in the 1st World made almost entirely from garbage that are any better than mine.

 

As long as Brazil remains an 'emerging economy', ain't no shanty like this midwest shanty cause this midwest shanty don't stop.

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And brv...

 

One PM and I'll be there in an hour. I would take the day off work to help you roof your new shed.

 

That's awesome of you to be nice like that, but it's probably not such a good idea.

 

 

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That was the greatest thing ever. I'm laughing pretty hard right now.

 

However, you have misjudged me. The far majority of my friends are not Christians and they enjoy being around me. My best friend, JayZ, is a hard core drug user. Not the pussy stuff that you probably use. He's into coke and DMT.

 

What I'm really saying is, if you want a friend or just want to use someone for free manual labor; I'm available. I also have the necessary roofing nailers, compressors and whatnot needed for the job, but I'm sure you do to. Either way, my offer stands.

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However, you have misjudged me. The far majority of my friends are not Christians and they enjoy being around me. My best friend, JayZ, is a hard core drug user. Not the pussy stuff that you probably use. He's into coke and DMT.

The only reason you're cool with it is because you can do a dozen bumps and not really feel anything.

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Also, how old am I that I literally have no idea what DMT is?

 

 

 

 

We must be close to the same age.... no clue here either

 

 

 

Hell, I kept wondering why brv was counseling him for jacking off then the drugs came up...

 

 

 

Went back and looked closer. The balls and semen turned into an elastic band and smoking spoon

 

 

 

I was all ready to congratulate scram for being in the strat club till then...

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Well then you could have at least thrown me a courtesy like Guap. I don't get many.

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brv is so cute that he thinks coke and dmt are hard core

 

Well he's tried Meth and heroin also, but weed is pretty hardcore for me. I have no idea what you consider hardcore.

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I have liked 23 of your posts as Cha! Cha!

 

That's surprising for me to hear. Thanks!

 

(I guess I just don't go back and look to see who liked stuff enough.)

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Well he's tried Meth and heroin also, but weed is pretty hardcore for me. I have no idea what you consider hardcore.

 

 

Well, it's more the way you consume it, than the drug itself. Snoring is more hard core than popping pills. Smoking is more hard core than snorting (other than pot, obv), and slamming is the most hard core. If your buddy is doing lines of coke, I wouldn't consider that as hard core as a meth smoker or heroin slammer.

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Also, how old am I that I literally have no idea what DMT is?

 

DMT is an extremely powerful hallucinogen which lasts like 10-40 minutes. You smoke it.

 

It's something you should be careful with because bad trips are terrible when they are that intense, but it's non-addictive and it's not the kind of thing people tend to abuse. It's just like, you blow your mind with it a couple times a year and have a fun, intense experience.

 

It's hardcore tripping, but it's not really hard core.

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You don't check your like notifications?

 

I didn't even know that was a thing.

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