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In Topic: The Dan Le Batard Show

19 September 2017 - 06:25 PM

View PostBigDMcGee, on 18 September 2017 - 09:31 AM, said:

I only do reddit for pornography.

Reddit is very useful, because if used correctly it's truly the pulse of the mediocre white man. If you want to see what a typical, mid-to-late-20s, college educated white guy who thinks he understands all topics and experiences believes is important, fire up r/news and take it all in.

In Topic: I Called In Sick Today

19 September 2017 - 03:02 PM

I figured I'd pop in to let you guys know I'm in a sexual rut lately. I'd been working on a big comeback fetish, where I was going to make my partner record xer bare feet while driving a manual transmission and put it on the internet, but it turned out that I'm years behind, and that the fetish already exists and that the market is already being served.

Today, like a fat person giving up on jeans and putting on an old pair of sweatpants, I returned to old school cannabutter butt sex. It was a solid run.

In Topic: I Called In Sick Today

30 May 2017 - 06:50 AM

View PostRon_Mexico, on 26 May 2017 - 07:08 AM, said:

Bought a $600 Vitamix blender. Won't be here until Tuesday, which sucks, but I hope it's gonna be awesome.

I think I have that same blender. I always see the same one at smoothie/juice places, so I assume it's good, but I've never actually used it. I know it's lasted a lot longer than cheap blenders.

View PostEssay21, on 26 May 2017 - 08:45 AM, said:

Dogs really don't sound fun to me. But maybe I'm missing out.

I have way too many pets, and honestly the only ones I actually enjoy are the ones who kill pests. But if I woke up single tomorrow, I'd rescue a pitbull puppy or something. They are smart, adorable, easily found because people are scared of them, and having a dog will trick women into thinking you are a real, adult person for some reason.

In Topic: I Called In Sick Today

29 May 2017 - 02:07 PM

One of my earliest interactions with Tilty was implying he and his wife were sexually incompatible, becasue she wouldn't give him anal while his mother was living with them or something. With a little more experience, I get where he was coming from. This weekend, my partner and I were staying with xer family. Everything seemed normal, but then we got to the part of the night where we'd normally jump on Craig's List and find a stranger for xer to bang, xe got all weird and didn't want to do it in xer dad's house. I felt like I was going to explode for like four days.

In Topic: I Called In Sick Today

22 May 2017 - 08:03 PM

View PostTiltinagain, on 22 May 2017 - 03:15 PM, said:

Brvy claims to be the godly one but was probably the biggest ass to me of anyone until recently.

I'm not sure how much this has been discussed, but I'd just like to clear something up. There are a lot of branches of Christianity, but I really break it down into two camps: Calvinist Christians, and losers. There is something desperate and sad about evangelicals. I feel like they are trying to validate themselves all the time. Calvinists don't sweat that validation. Predeterminism frees them from being undignified door-to-door Bible salesman. Don't expect a Winner to Brvy to suck a bunch of dick, because God already took the ball out of everyone's hands.