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[Essay21]

ShakeZuma, on 11 August 2012 - 02:43 AM, said:

welp, banged the married chick

good job.

[ShakeZuma]

no image there bud

The Ocho, on 11 August 2012 - 09:23 AM, said:

I need more details. Where is the husband. How were you already "sleeping" with her. Where were you? Were you guys alone? How were her tits?

at their old house I think? they're separated already so it wasn't like she was completely cheating. I was already sleeping with her because I went over to my friend's house after the bar, where she was, and ended up falling asleep on the couch with her. alone when banging yes. nonexistant.

[brvheart]

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[Speedziphone]

Did she let you do crazy weird shit to her as payback to her soon-to-be ex?

[Ron_Mexico]

InternetExplorer, on 11 August 2012 - 06:19 AM, said:

Is he black? I will be significantly less interested if he is black.

Oddly, noYou'd be interested in knowing that once back in my old home town, I found my way to The Yard House. Love that place. Had 3 different beers, all half yards. Lost Coast Great White, Laughing Skull amber and Bell's Oberon. Also tasted Lost Coast's apricot wheat. That brewery can do wrong in my eyes. Darden Restaurants bought them. Hopefully they grow a little

brvheart, on 11 August 2012 - 07:25 AM, said:

$400/night for an ocean view? Are you crazy?

Come on son, I know people. Daddy don't pay full fair. And I do have a corner, ocean view room. In property food is expensive. Fortunately, once again, I know people. And, the lost our order for breakfast, 45 minutes later, we just leave to hit the beach and the manager sees the mess up, gave me a bloody Mary, the lady a bagel and told us to let her know when we want lunch, it was on them. Fantastic burger. A short rib and hanger steak blend. $16 burger and fries times 2, on the hizzy.

Speedziphone, on 11 August 2012 - 10:30 AM, said:

Did she let you do crazy weird shit to her as payback to her soon-to-be ex?

I'd like an answer to this one please.

[brvheart]

Ron_Mexico, on 11 August 2012 - 11:34 AM, said:

Come on son, I know people. Daddy don't pay full fair. And I do have a corner, ocean view room. In property food is expensive. Fortunately, once again, I know people. And, the lost our order for breakfast, 45 minutes later, we just leave to hit the beach and the manager sees the mess up, gave me a bloody Mary, the lady a bagel and told us to let her know when we want lunch, it was on them. Fantastic burger. A short rib and hanger steak blend. $16 burger and fries times 2, on the hizzy.

That sounds pretty awesome.

[ShakeZuma]

didn't try for anything weird actually. gotta remember I was woken up after a night of heavy, heavy drinking, so I was equal parts drunk and hungover at this point.

[Essay21]

how long?

[Tiltinagain]

Speedziphone, on 11 August 2012 - 10:30 AM, said:

Did she let you do crazy weird shit to her as payback to her soon-to-be ex?

While I fully expected this question, I didn't expect it from speedz. For whatever reason...

Ron_Mexico, on 11 August 2012 - 11:34 AM, said:

I'd like an answer to this one please.

That's more like it.

Essay21, on 11 August 2012 - 12:29 PM, said:

how long?

...

[The Ocho]

Essay21, on 11 August 2012 - 12:29 PM, said:

how long?

If it's over 6 I'd be shocked. But if I had to wager a guess 5 1/4 to 5 /12.

[Speedziphone]

Ron_Mexico, on 11 August 2012 - 11:34 AM, said:

Come on son, I know people. Daddy don't pay full fair. And I do have a corner, ocean view room. In property food is expensive. Fortunately, once again, I know people. And, the lost our order for breakfast, 45 minutes later, we just leave to hit the beach and the manager sees the mess up, gave me a bloody Mary, the lady a bagel and told us to let her know when we want lunch, it was on them. Fantastic burger. A short rib and hanger steak blend. $16 burger and fries times 2

Sounds delicious. My Dad and I are Five Guys fans, and yesterday he was telling me that a few new burger joints are making their way out here, including Bobby Flay's place. Should be interesting.

ShakeZuma, on 11 August 2012 - 12:10 PM, said:

didn't try for anything weird actually. gotta remember I was woken up after a night of heavy, heavy drinking, so I was equal parts drunk and hungover at this point.

I guess that's a reasonable excuse. It's starting to feel like a long time since I've made el sexo to a girl other than mine. Kind of strange to be living somewhat vicariously through single friends again.

Essay21, on 11 August 2012 - 12:29 PM, said:

how long?

I always find this to be an awkward question.

[Essay21]

i figured we were all past awkward questions around here.

[Tiltinagain]

Speedziphone, on 11 August 2012 - 02:24 PM, said:

Sounds delicious. My Dad and I are Five Guys fans, and yesterday he was telling me that a few new burger joints are making their way out here, including Bobby Flay's place. Should be interesting.

Not sure what it is but I've never left Five Guys very impressed. Good, just not what I hope it would be each time. Do you have Fat Burger out there? Pretty damn good. And they make 'em BIG for those size queens out there.

[Speedziphone]

Essay21, on 11 August 2012 - 03:04 PM, said:

i figured we were all past awkward questions around here.

I guess. What does your lady do for a living?

Tiltinagain, on 11 August 2012 - 03:45 PM, said:

Not sure what it is but I've never left Five Guys very impressed. Good, just not what I hope it would be each time. Do you have Fat Burger out there? Pretty damn good. And they make 'em BIG for those size queens out there.

I like fatburger, don't love it. I still would choose In & Out over any of them.The buns at 5 Guys are what set it apart for me. And crispy bacon.

[Essay21]

Speedziphone, on 11 August 2012 - 04:10 PM, said:

I guess. What does your lady do for a living?

she's a lawyer. she was in my class in school. no way i could meet anyone who i didn't have that in road with.

[InternetExplorer]

Ron_Mexico, on 11 August 2012 - 11:34 AM, said:

Oddly, noYou'd be interested in knowing that once back in my old home town, I found my way to The Yard House. Love that place. Had 3 different beers, all half yards. Lost Coast Great White, Laughing Skull amber and Bell's Oberon. Also tasted Lost Coast's apricot wheat. That brewery can do wrong in my eyes.Darden Restaurants bought them. Hopefully they grow a littleCome on son, I know people. Daddy don't pay full fair. And I do have a corner, ocean view room. In property food is expensive. Fortunately, once again, I know people. And, the lost our order for breakfast, 45 minutes later, we just leave to hit the beach and the manager sees the mess up, gave me a bloody Mary, the lady a bagel and told us to let her know when we want lunch, it was on them. Fantastic burger. A short rib and hanger steak blend. $16 burger and fries times 2, on the hizzy. I'd like an answer to this one please.

my parents eat at yard house all the fking time. I hate it. the place sucks outside of the beers and I just never feel comfortable drinking $6 beers on my dad's tab. just feels wrong.

[InternetExplorer]

culver's is probably the best burger place around this area. in kc specifically, blanc is probably the best.

[Speedziphone]

Essay21, on 11 August 2012 - 04:42 PM, said:

she's a lawyer. she was in my class in school. no way i could meet anyone who i didn't have that in road with.

Interesting. Was there tension of a secksual nature while you were in school together, or did it all happen post-graduation? If you've already told the story, of don't want to, feel free to ignore me.

InternetExplorer, on 11 August 2012 - 05:26 PM, said:

Just feels wrong.

That's nice of you, but I'm assuming he's happy to have you enjoy $6 beers if he took you there.

[Speedziphone]

No culvers or blanc around here. We're slOw yo adopt new food joints.

[JubilantLankyLad]

brvheart, on 11 August 2012 - 07:19 AM, said:

Wait. So you're complaining that you can't go around raping women?

It's like you don't even know Sal!