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On a very unrelated note, my fantasy baseball opponent this week, who is currently in 1st, needs 1/3 of an inning to qualify (we have 40 innings minimum). He pulled all his relievers for today's afternoon games, and doesn't currently have either of his two starters in place for tomorrow. If none of his relievers go, I win all 9 categories. I picked up one of the 4 late starters tomorrow, and he doesn't have any. I'm currently losing ERA (1.83) and WHIP (1.04), so Salazar and Matz are risks for him. I'm pretty interested in what he chooses. I picked up Colby Lewis yesterday as a last ditch option if I need to scramble.

 

it the flip toward purple write flotsam up south niggardly pistachio candy twinkle.

 

that's pretty much what your post meant to me.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Wowzers. I have never gotten a bill that high. How huge is your place? We even have a pool and run the ac at 74-75 when we're home.

 

Not huge. 1800ish square feet. one of the many things that makes living in CA expensive is utility rates.will be turning up,the A/C a bit more during the day going forward. Still going down to 70 at night though. Old man has got to get his sleep.

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I gotta tell ya, I wonder how the **** this country is the fattest in the world. But then I come here, and see passionate arguments about donuts. And I shed a tear. Because I never really doubted the statements, but seeing how even you poor bastards encapsulate our miserable fat culture, it makes me realize how fat everyone is. You midwesterners got issues. And they're food related. And you can't solve them. But jesus christ. I've had maybe a dozen donuts in my last two years. There's probably an argument for three. You gotta pick your spots. How are useless morning carbs better than a nice soothing bedtime bourbon? I think you're god damn nuts.

 

 

 

Napa, you ever listen to Vince Staples? The only reason I'm listening is pure Grantland, which makes it seem dirty. But it seems like inexperienced Kendrick, which has potential.

 

OH, U MAD, HUH?!?

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Your pirouette form is fvcking terrible. Get your shit together.

 

 

My roommate was supposed to be gone all weekend but just texted me he'd be home in an hour. So, I, being a crazy person, ran to the grocery store to buy a box of frosted mini wheats to replace the 1/2 box of his that I've eaten the past few days that I had been planning to replace tomorrow morning, just in case he wanted a bowl tonight or tomorrow before I ran to the store. Anyways, while I was there a little person was checking out in front of me and I thought of Frau.

 

I'm so flattered!

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looking at two condos next week, both with garages, within 15 minutes of work. probably going to spend $125-$150k for a 2br2ba, and it blows my mind.

 

the thing about it is, I can't even have delusions about building equity or anything. it seems obvious to me that home prices will head south in 1-2 years as rates go up. I'm just catching the tail end of the sugar high.

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Drinking to excess!

 

so it took me 45 minutes to get from the highway to the hotel. it was under a mile. goddamn game traffic. i turned down the wrong street and that was all she wrote.

 

good news is, once i got to the hotel and valet'd the car, i got into to the lobby and discovered there's a convention for little people at this hotel. i shit you not, they were everywhere. it kind of freaked me out, but kimberly at the front desk got me back on track. she was a smoking hot asian lady. she said i could call her if i needed anything, and we all know what that means.

 

cards won. two rows in front of me was two twin teenage girls. maybe 15, no older than 16. ummm, yeah, they were insane. i mean it isn't right.

 

they looked like this. minus the hand tats, but with the glasses and big knockers and amazing bodies.

 

 

 

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I've been Facebook friends with Little People of America for like 5 years.

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What did everyone else drink,Gaupo?

 

It was a very brvy weekend. That was only 3 people and one of those three was my buddies wife. I only really got drunk at one point. There were many naps in between boating trips to wear off the beer

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went to charlie gitto's with my pop. had the manicotti and it was un freaking believable. it was orgasmic.

 

this shit hotel doesn't have hbo. last time i stay here.

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i'm just saying, if teenage girls keep developing at these advances rates, and look like that, preemptive chemical castration may be my only hope.

 

Seems like natural selection has worked pretty well up till this point...

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Fireworks went okay. The timing was decently smooth, though we scarily had three box flips early in the show. I think after a couple of years of not doing it (wife's sister got married July 4th last year and we got rained out the year before), I forgot to double check the stability of the bases. So basically just our typical close calls.

 

Also went on a couple of hikes through the mountain woods with my nephew and 5yo brother. My BIL also went on our second one today. Probably did about 2-3mi of rugged and often overgrown elevation changes on each hike. We have this flat rock out in the middle of the woods where there are words carved into the face. It's hard to make out what it says beyond "_____ was borned here Dec ...." There's a date, but I can't recall what it was beyond sometime in the early to mid-1900's. We call it the birthing rock. Because it doesn't get walked much anymore and because of storms, the path was so overgrown in some spots that it was almost impossible to see, so we often had to go off-trail. It's amazing how less daunting that is when you have Google Maps, though dense brush, thorns, spiderwebs, and large patches of poison ivy do pose difficult at times. Anyway, my nephew and little brother did really well with the challenge...so I was pretty proud of them.

 

If anyone has played Cards Against Humanity and has Chromecast, there's a free app called Cardcast that basically duplicates it on a TV (and in some senses improves the experience considerably) for a really fun party game.

 

And in other news, I watched my other brother's video of placing second in a hard-boiled egg eating contest. Think he ate 21 in 10 minutes. For comparison's sake, the world record is 141 in 8 minutes.

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