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#250501 Essay21

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 09:57 AM

Ive heard about shake shack for years. I need to try that.

At this pizza place for lunch, and the mother fvckers are out of calzones. Fvck that, i wouls have walked out but its a team lunch.

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 10:14 AM

I mean seriously how the fvck does pizza place run out of calzones.

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 10:19 AM

Insane. What does a calzone have that a pizza doesn't? How hard is it to just make a pizza and fold it in half instead? Unbelievable.

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 10:30 AM

one of my friends literally just folds two pizza slices and eats them like a sandwich. it's really gross.

I am working with a dude to get preapproval. the tax deduction on the mortgage + obscene rents here just make me think I'm an idiot for considering $700+/mo for an apartment. especially since I can fade whatever liquidity bullshit that may happen to my house.
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#250505 Napa Lite

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 10:35 AM

Looking at apartments myself I'm encountering the same thought. $750-800 is the lowest I've seen, too. Granted I demand I have a washer/dryer in my place. There's cheaper without it but I just hate community washrooms. If only I hadn't been so fiscally irresponsible these past few years, I could buy a house, too.

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 11:30 AM

Nap, move down to kc so we can get a place. I know some hot spots we could prowl. It would be choice living my friend.

#250507 Napa Lite

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 11:44 AM

I would be your roommate in a heartbeat if I had a job in KC. Let's compromise and move to Minneapolis. #ForTheThread

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 11:56 AM

If i can make that happen i will. Though i think theyre likely to close our minneapolis office before adding people.

#250509 Napa Lite

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 12:14 PM

I won't consider moving jobs until I get to my goal weight anyways. I doubt my next job will have as relaxed of a dress code and I need new clothes. Already my biz caz wardrobe feels huge on me and it's only going to get worse. I don't want to have to buy a new warddrobe only to have to replace it in a few months.

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 12:17 PM

Interesting but practical life decision. How many pounds are we down as of today?

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 12:21 PM

70ish.

Strat would tell you that my clothes reasoning doesn't hold up when you factor in the missed value of a payraise but I counter with VALUE THIS! :grabs crotch:

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 12:23 PM

Goddamn bro, 70 pounds is a fvcking amazing accomplishment. Thats awesome.

Does your dick look bigger?

#250513 Napa Lite

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 12:27 PM

Thanks. It'd be cooler if I still didn't have at least 45 more to lose but I'm super close to being able to go skydiving, so that's neat.

It does...which is the most important thing.

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 12:33 PM

Probably looks like a shampoo bottle taped to a broom handle.

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 12:45 PM

I have a friend that would get a combo pizza, slather mayo on a slice then top with another slice for a pizza sandwich.

In related news, he was 5'10" 325 at the time.

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 23 October 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Go to hell, brvy.

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 22 May 2014 - 09:20 PM, said:

I am not comfortable with vaginas and lunch meats being in the same metaphor. Anything besides saying or implying that is an improvement.



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Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.


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Posted 30 June 2015 - 01:57 PM

I got the $50K.
Just call me "Bad Shakespeare."

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 02:10 PM

View PostIphonenkinder, on 30 June 2015 - 01:57 PM, said:

I got the $50K.

View PostIphonenkinder, on 30 June 2015 - 01:57 PM, said:

But lost my dignity. Also, anal hurts


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Posted 30 June 2015 - 02:24 PM

View PostNapa Lite, on 30 June 2015 - 12:21 PM, said:

70ish.

Strat would tell you that my clothes reasoning doesn't hold up when you factor in the missed value of a payraise but I counter with VALUE THIS! :grabs crotch:
good for you. I'm guessing your next gig pays more because you lost the weight. what a dumb world we live in.

I'm preapproved for an obscene amount of money. good god this market is stupid.
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#250519 Napa Lite

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 02:33 PM

Ha, I meant to say something along that lines that also I won't be able to get a new job until I lose the weight because it's a fact attractive people get more job offers.

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Posted 30 June 2015 - 03:58 PM

i think its unquestionably true that skinny people are far more likely to succeed than fat people. at my work, none of the important people can even be considered chubby.
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