WhatArunAA 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 1. Stinky people2. Players that constantly walk away from the table.3. Players that tank forever even when its their option to check in the bb4. Players that stare me down when I make a tiny bet into a tiny pot.5. Players that berate other players and try to tell them how they should have played the hand.6. Players that say " well, Im priced in I guess"7. People that wear WSOP hats.. If you are wearing a WSOP hat at my table you are instantly pegged as the worst player at the table. Link to post Share on other sites
TheRake_MD23 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 lol at #7 Link to post Share on other sites
xzanos 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 8. Dealers that don't know wtf they're doing.9. Players who think they're the dealer. Link to post Share on other sites
cubsfan44 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 1. Stinky people2. Players that constantly walk away from the table.3. Players that tank forever even when its their option to check in the bb4. Players that stare me down when I make a tiny bet into a tiny pot.5. Players that berate other players and try to tell them how they should have played the hand.6. Players that say " well, Im priced in I guess"7. People that wear WSOP hats.. If you are wearing a WSOP hat at my table you are instantly pegged as the worst player at the table.Excellent Listadd chip trick performers to #7 please though Link to post Share on other sites
Steamed Rice 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Note to self: Buy WSOP hats Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 8. Playing for hours with someone then seeing them in the bathroom NOT washing there hands. Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 8. Playing for hours with someone then seeing them in the bathroom NOT washing there hands.Yea, this is why I thoroughly wash my hands every time I go to the bathroom. I've actually considered wearing latex gloves, like, SERIOUSLY considered it, after...#9. People that sneeze in their hands instead of into their arm Link to post Share on other sites
Ex_Matt 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 People that try to act like hellmuth. Link to post Share on other sites
psujohn 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Yea, this is why I thoroughly wash my hands every time I go to the bathroom.If you play at the Trop in AC you'll get in the habit of washing your hands before you take a piss. Link to post Share on other sites
Steamed Rice 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 People with sunglasses at 1/2NL. I can stand people wearing their hoods but sunglasses at 1/2 is just atrocious. Link to post Share on other sites
scottyno 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 1. its boring2. its slow3. i cant play it at my house in bed4. i cant play razz5. i have to drive to get there6. i have to drive home Link to post Share on other sites
benhoug 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 7. People that wear WSOP hats.. If you are wearing a WSOP hat at my table you are instantly pegged as the worst player at the table.I'd like to add to this one... This extends to any poker hat or T-shirt. Also to dudes that wear sunglasses at like 3/6 and 5/10 LHE. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Players that ask constantly for deck changes. I was sitting in 3/6 one day and some asian guy, in a span of 30 minutes, asked for 3 deck changes. I wanted to pull his chair over to the empty table behind us. Link to post Share on other sites
jkalib 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Considered rude to look at porn and masturbate while playing live (but not forbidden). Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Players that ask constantly for deck changes. I was sitting in 3/6 one day and some asian guy, in a span of 30 minutes, asked for 3 deck changes. I wanted to pull his chair over to the empty table behind us.Aren't you Asian? You all don't like each other? Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I feel like you are all talking directly to me. I didn't know any of this was wrong. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Aren't you Asian? You all don't like each other?I'm white.I thought this was well established. Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 1. THE RAKE Link to post Share on other sites
king1305 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 1. Arrogant young douchebags who had a little success online so they think they're the shit. Link to post Share on other sites
savagerebel 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 1. Arrogant young douchebags who had a little success online so they think they're the shit.Now I know you are not talking about me. Link to post Share on other sites
Sportsmack 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Annoyingly friendly people. I mean friendly is one thing...annoyingly friend is something entirely different.Example: DN is friendly....Greg Raymer on the other hand is annoyingly friendly...you know, the kind of guy that would say "Happy Leap Year Day" on Feb. 29th to everyone at the table when he arrives. Link to post Share on other sites
whatgreatis 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 100. Big fish leaving the table and not being able to hop to a juicier table right away.101. People who teach at the table.102. People who say retarded standard live donk shit.103. Smelly degens.104. People sitting the wrong way in their chair.105. Calling me the "aggressive kid"106. Saying "Can't we play friendly?"107. Dealing with poorly managed cardrooms/floor people.108. Not being able to play a game other than Hold'em unless pigs fly. Link to post Share on other sites
SilentButDeadly3 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 1. Arrogant young douchebags who had a little success online so they think they're the shit.I know everyone immed thought someone with the initials ER after reading this. Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I know everyone immed thought someone with the initials ER after reading this.He said success. Pretty sure Mike Matusow acknowledging you online does not count as moderate success.Thank you, try again. Link to post Share on other sites
southsidepoker 0 Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 You don't actually get money when you cash out. Oh wait wrong thread. Link to post Share on other sites
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