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I think he really really relates to Home Alone just for the title.

So, instead of doing actual work i need to do I decided to go through and tabulate all the punishments handed down by Essay. Not counted: prelim warnings (1 each) for BigD and Rod. Also, Essay was "

I'm assuming my jokes are valued at .77 of a man's.

The only explanation that I could think of that Dog Day Afternoon is not on the list is that

you wanted to get such an adverse reaction because you have a burning desire to hand out a boat load of demerits

 

Not sure which is worse, the exclusion of Dog Day or including the movie with the worst best actor winner of all time

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If that's the only explanation you could think of then your mind is weak, son. You need to do it more bigly going forward.

 

And take a demerit for maligning my list - WHOOOWAH.

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If that's the only explanation you could think of then your mind is weak, son. You need to do it more bigly going forward.

 

And take a demerit for maligning my list - WHOOOWAH.

 

I can't comprehend you being a Pacino fan without seeing Dog Day so I have to rule out the excuse of not seeing it

His performance was so exceptional in this movie that the only other remote excuse is you just FORGOT to list it. Even this is inconceivable

So the only logical conclusion is that the list is fatally flawed

The omission of Dog Day is so egregious that I failed to mention the error of not including "The Insider" as well

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I haven't seen dog day. GET OVER IT ALREADY.

 

The insider is good. I forgot about that one.

 

And take another demerit for the hell of it.

 

Now we are good. I was upset I only earned 1 demerit with the original post

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Any Given Sunday is a horrible movie (especially the direction) with fantastic performances. It's truly insane how horrible it is compared to what it should have been with a better director. ****ing Cameron Diaz even kills it in her role. It's such a shame. The Insider should have been #2 and Heat #3, and I really don't think the list is valid without Serpico or Dog Day. Pacino is so good in The Insider; which had a great director who would have been awesome for Any Given Sunday. Also, have you even watched Scent of a Woman? I don't think it has any place near a "best" of anything list.

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I love Scent of a Woman.

 

It's great for what it is. I don't have some bs standard of what art should be. It was fun and has some good lines.

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I get the subjectivity of what people like and can totally respect someone liking it.

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Essay's Top Ten TV Show Seasons

 

1. Westworld - Season 1

2. True Detective - Season 1

3. The Wire - Season 3

4. Deadwood - Season 1

5. Hannibal - Season 2

6. Fargo - Season 1

7. Mad Men - Season 4

8. The Wire - Season 4

9. The Sopranos - Season 2

10. Justified - Season 2

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Essay's Top Ten Keanu Reeves Movies

 

1. Speed

2. John Wick

3. John Wick 2

4. The Matrix

5. Street Kings

6. The Replacements

7. The Matrix Reloaded

8. The Devil's Advocatre

9. Constantine

10. The Matrix Revolutions

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Essay's Top Ten Keanu Reeves Movies

 

1. Speed

2. John Wick

3. John Wick 2

4. The Matrix

5. Street Kings

6. The Replacements

7. The Matrix Reloaded

8. The Devil's Advocatre

9. Constantine

10. The Matrix Revolutions

 

Point Break is #1 and there is really no need for 2-10.

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What the hell Suited? Please watch it this week.

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Essay's Top Ten John Hughes Films

 

1. Home Alone

2. Ferris Bueller's Day Off

3. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

4. Christmas Vacation

5. Weird Science

6. The Breakfast Club

7. Uncle Buck

8. The Great Outdoors

9. National Lampoon's Vacation

10. Sixteen Candles

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Honestly, how many of those have you never seen? Because the answer is either "several" or you are clearly out yo gotdamn mind.

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