Dirtydutch 8 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Some of mine are:Jenna Jamason (sp?)Pamela Anderson Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Paris HiltonJessica SimpsonConan O'BrienAny NFL player Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Ashlee Simpson Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 Ashlee SimpsonSecond. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Paris HiltonJessica SimpsonConan O'BrienAny NFL playerSecond.Conan pwns though. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Paris HiltonJessica SimpsonConan O'BrienAny NFL playerSecond.Conan pwns though.I love Conan. And funny and smart are sexy but I can't find him physically attractive for some reason. Hence, why he's on the list as one I surprisingly wouldn't bang. Link to post Share on other sites
imhookdonnfonix 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Ashlee SimpsonHow is that surprising? She's ugly. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Ashlee SimpsonHow is that surprising? She's ugly.There was a whole thread about her. Apparently a bunch of people on this forum are attracted to mildly retarded cretans. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Paris HiltonJessica SimpsonConan O'BrienAny NFL playerSecond.Conan pwns though.I love Conan. And funny and smart are sexy but I can't find him physically attractive for some reason. Hence, why he's on the list as one I surprisingly wouldn't bang.Aaaahhh. I see. I assume you're just jealous of his great hair. Link to post Share on other sites
theredpill99 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 I'd do Ashlee Simpson. I wouldn't do Paris Hilton. If you find some shots of Paris in her teenage years, you'll see that she was pretty hot but then she got that plastic surgery. Link to post Share on other sites
imhookdonnfonix 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Ashlee SimpsonHow is that surprising? She's ugly.There was a whole thread about her. Apparently a bunch of people on this forum are attracted to mildly retarded cretans.Man, if you're going to admit to wanting to have sex with Asslee Simpson, you might as well admit to wanting to have sex with huge-nosed transvestites. Seriously, that's what she reminds me of. Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Ashlee Simpsonyou'd fuck anything with a heartbeat don't lie Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Madeline Albright and Margaret Thatcher.I've said before that I'd bang almost anything under 150, and most people believe it, but I think Albright and Thatcher... I just don't think I could make myself do it. I'd totally lay the pipe to Ashlee Simpson, though. Can you imagine how much fun you could have with that?You could say things like:"Oh, give it to me Jessica.""Unh, unh, how you like that? You're nowhere nearly as beautiful or talented as your sister! Ungh...""Why don't you go ahead and lip synch on this, baby girl?"I think that would just be great, abusing her like thatWang Link to post Share on other sites
imhookdonnfonix 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Madeline Albright and Margaret Thatcher.I've said before that I'd bang almost anything under 150, and most people believe it, but I think Albright and Thatcher... I just don't think I could make myself do it. I'd totally lay the pipe to Ashlee Simpson, though. Can you imagine how much fun you could have with that?You could say things like:"Oh, give it to me Jessica.""Unh, unh, how you like that? You're nowhere nearly as beautiful or talented as your sister! Ungh...""Why don't you go ahead and lip synch on this, baby girl?"I think that would just be great, abusing her like thatWangThat doesn't change the fact that she not-so-vaguely resembles a man. Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Ashlee Simpsonyou'd censored anything with a heartbeat don't lieCaught me. Link to post Share on other sites
Pupsta 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 jennifer aniston.i'd hit ashlee.in the butt. Link to post Share on other sites
allinbluff35 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Ashlee Simpsonyou'd censored anything with a heartbeat don't lieCaught me.wrong, the San Diego Zoo Staff caught you, I just read about it. Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 That doesn't change the fact that she not-so-vaguely resembles a man.Also doesn't change the fact that fucking a famous chicks means other non-famous chicks will totally want to experience your Wang in their Hoo-hoo. Most hot chicks never leave highschool. If they hear you're boning a cheerleader, they just want to mouthify your wang.I'm not the best looking guy in the world, but everytime I started dating a hot chick, other hot chicks wanted to mouthify me. I used to canoodle with this girl that ended up being on TV a few times for some dance competition, and when the girls I knew saw her on TV, they immediately went into "I am going to increase my own level of popularity and notoriety by getting one degree closer to this person that's on TV" mode(shrug)Like I said, I'd bang herWang Link to post Share on other sites
imhookdonnfonix 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 jennifer aniston.i'd hit ashlee.in the butt.See, I would've agreed w/Jennifer Aniston, till I saw those topless pics of her. She has some really, really nice breasteses. Link to post Share on other sites
Pupsta 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Ashlee Simpsonyou'd censored anything with a heartbeat don't lieCaught me.wrong, the San Diego Zoo Staff caught you, I just read about it.i guess he took a whale's vagina a bit too literally Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Ashlee Simpsonyou'd censored anything with a heartbeat don't lieCaught me.wrong, the San Diego Zoo Staff caught you, I just read about it.i guess he took a whale's vagina a bit too literally It was a porpoise and she was surprisingly gentle. Link to post Share on other sites
imhookdonnfonix 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 That doesn't change the fact that she not-so-vaguely resembles a man.Also doesn't change the fact that fucking a famous chicks means other non-famous chicks will totally want to experience your Wang in their Hoo-hoo. Most hot chicks never leave highschool. If they hear you're boning a cheerleader, they just want to mouthify your wang.I'm not the best looking guy in the world, but everytime I started dating a hot chick, other hot chicks wanted to mouthify me. I used to canoodle with this girl that ended up being on TV a few times for some dance competition, and when the girls I knew saw her on TV, they immediately went into "I am going to increase my own level of popularity and notoriety by getting one degree closer to this person that's on TV" mode(shrug)Like I said, I'd bang herWangWould you scrub yourself like a rape victim afterwards? I know I would. "Honey, you've been in the shower for five hours. When are you going to be done?" "Just hold on babe, I'm almost done..." Link to post Share on other sites
ajs510 122 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 Lauren GrahamAfter the whole "Fu[/size]ck Me Santa Fuck Me Santa Fuck Me Santa" thing there's no way I could perform without laughing. Link to post Share on other sites
loxo 0 Posted December 22, 2005 Share Posted December 22, 2005 The Olsens. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted December 22, 2005 Author Share Posted December 22, 2005 The Olsens.Double second plus one. Link to post Share on other sites
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