IQCrash 1 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 I've been getting a lot of strange messages recently, so I thought I'd post them here and you guys could give your opinions on how high you think the sender is.Note: Sender will always be female, some hotter than others. The not-so-hot ones will make up for looks with being absolutely skanky.Tonight's message comes from my stripper friend Candy (real name), who works at a really low-rent strip club off Hollywood Blvd.The text message sent at 2:24am reads: have you ever noticed that the letters FTW are the same as WTF? weirdThere was no other communication between us tonight, or even in the last week.So, my dear friends, how high was she?Picture of Candy included for reference.Fun Fact: She once stopped giving a guy head and slapped herself with his penis as I watched. Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Fun Fact: She once stopped giving a guy head and slapped herself with his penis as I watched.i think you're supposed to record stuff like this to show el guapo when you get together.high guesstimate: 2.5/10. just buzzed enough to be free associating. Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 I this game. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 I this game.i win Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 So, what's it like to pound her from behind with those eyes staring back at you ? Very creative stamp !High rating 4/10 Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 she has man hands Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 Fun Fact: She once stopped giving a guy head and slapped herself with his penis as I watched.So, how big was the guys dick? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted November 22, 2008 Share Posted November 22, 2008 she was moderately high. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 really low-rent strip clubYou don't say?And she was just pretty high. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 8/10. On poly substances, not just one. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 are we sure it's a she? I mean, this is IQ. Might be a shehe. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 are we sure it's a she? I mean, this is IQ. Might be a shehe.That would be in keeping with the strip club's low rent, off broadway status, and also why he didn't show her face, but just her eyes and dumper. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted November 25, 2008 Author Share Posted November 25, 2008 If there was any penile activity going on with this girl, it was before my time. I can personally attest to a vagina. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 If there was any penile activity going on with this girl, it was before my time. I can personally attest to a vagina.Not even a hot hermaphroditic penis/vag combo, or maybe a Chyna-style super clitoris? This is heart breaking, really. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted November 25, 2008 Author Share Posted November 25, 2008 Since you guys seem to be infatuated with shemales tonight, thought I'd share one with you.Meet Jacklyn.After:And just to keep it real, the Before, from summer 2007... Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Since you guys seem to be infatuated with shemales tonight, thought I'd share one with you.Meet Jacklyn.After:Now that's what I'm TALKIN' About! Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I'd seriously rather do the shemale than the fat chick. Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 I'd seriously rather do the shemale than the fat chick.Even if she were skinny and moderately attractive those eyes on her lower back would freak me the **** out. It's like being watched when you try to slip one in from behind. Sketchy. Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Even if she were skinny and moderately attractive those eyes on her lower back would freak me the **** out. It's like being watched when you try to slip one in from behind. Sketchy.Would this be creepier than the ballsack penduluming back and slapping you in the thigh during? Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 that shit ain't fair. Link to post Share on other sites
GetSprung 0 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 Would this be creepier than the ballsack penduluming back and slapping you in the thigh during?Thigh? Try forehead. Mushroom stamp from a chick. Link to post Share on other sites
antistuff 0 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 whats up with that stupid tattoo? does she want to watch herself take a shit or something? tramp stamps are -ev. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 whats up with that stupid tattoo? does she want to watch herself take a shit or something? tramp stamps are -ev.- wife ev, maybe, but just what I'm looking for in a stripper with benefits. Link to post Share on other sites
IQCrash 1 Posted November 25, 2008 Author Share Posted November 25, 2008 One more tranny before I hit the sack.Meet Mer:I have no Before pictures, but in case you had any doubts you're about to fap it to a shemale:And since they always travel in packs, both our tranny's together. On a hog. Link to post Share on other sites
rocksquid 50 Posted November 25, 2008 Share Posted November 25, 2008 high on 'Da Chronic'. Link to post Share on other sites
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