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#196181 Sickinfo2

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 03:49 PM

Sobriety is for losers, mista Chris...Heading to the desert... Well, I have to attend a rodeo this evening first. I love flying at night on the fourth. Been doin it for years now. Now that the kid can captain I can really bear down on the suds. Jack n cokes is the main course, of courseSally, last weekend at the lake the kid and his buddies stayed in tents. Due to the heat I brought along a window a/c unit and some dryer vent flex pipe. Yeah, you can figure out the rest. Hope it give ya an idea or twoGoodbye oppressive heat.... Hello oppressive heat without humidity!

#196182 ShakeZuma

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 03:55 PM

hmm, supposed to be low to mid eighties where I'm going next week, so I don't think I'll need that, but I like where you're head is at. how bout this for a problem. we're going to a fairly large lake. people water ski on it and what not. we don't have a boat, but I'm taking my canoe. GO.I actually am thinking about getting a float of some sort from walmart and just floating around on the lake all day. there's this island about 2 to 3 hundred yards across the lake from where we usually camp. might try to float there on a pool float. see what the game warden has to say about that one.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

#196183 JubilantLankyLad

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 04:16 PM

View PostiZuma, on 04 July 2012 - 07:18 AM, said:

and of course I was kidding about the price. 350 each. that's damn men's warehouse prices right there.
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#196184 brvheart

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Posted 04 July 2012 - 08:17 PM

View PostRon_Mexico, on 04 July 2012 - 09:43 AM, said:

Praying (not really brvy)
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

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titly suck a dick bitch

#196185 ShakeZuma

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 01:41 AM

hahaoh my sweet sugar snap pea eating god it's going to be so freaking hot today. it was so freaking hot yesterday. and many days before that. and for many days to come. I would complain even more than this but it seems like even the few times it's rained in the past week still hasn't managed to reincarnate the grass, so I should be able to avoid cutting it for quite some time. although maybe if I get out and cut it this saturday when the temp is over 100 I'll kill it all for good and I'll never have to cut it again... decisions.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

#196186 DJ Vu

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 07:20 AM

View PostShakeZuma, on 04 July 2012 - 01:52 AM, said:

and anyways, the main reason I posted all of that is because I'm driving up to nordstroms this morning to get fitted for them. gonna be a nice little road trippy 4th for me I guess.
I was fully expecting this story to end with your car breaking down or getting a flat tire and you have to spend your suit money on that.

View PostShakeZuma, on 05 July 2012 - 01:41 AM, said:

oh my sweet sugar snap pea eating god
DJ Vu liked this.You know what I thought about all of that suit talk? I actually welcomed the tiltin post to break it up. That's what I thought of all that suit talk.

#196187 iZuma

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:16 AM

WELL AT LEAST I'M CONTRIBUTING

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:21 AM

View PostiZuma, on 04 July 2012 - 07:18 AM, said:

absolutely tan. like get a copy of gq sometime omg.and of course I was kidding about the price. 350 each. that's damn men's warehouse prices right there. they needed a lot of alterations though since I'm just a little too big for a 38 so I had to get a 40. shits are gonna be dope though.
Ya, but what shoes?

View Postbrvheart, on 04 July 2012 - 08:02 AM, said:

Posted ImageFACEBOOK!
Corporate America has been saying this since 2008!

View PostShakeZuma, on 04 July 2012 - 03:55 PM, said:

but I'm taking my canoe. GO.
Hmmm, you having a canoe is surprising and not surprising all at the same time.

View PostiZuma, on 05 July 2012 - 08:16 AM, said:

WELL AT LEAST I'M CONTRIBUTING
Hopefully to the delinquency of a minor.

#196189 SuitedAces21

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:22 AM

yeah some of us are here doing the fashionable work to keep this place alive, while others are off jet-setting, seeing the world and lunching with movie stars in magical locations.

#196190 brvheart

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:23 AM

View PostDJ Vu, on 05 July 2012 - 07:20 AM, said:

You know what I thought about all of that suit talk? I actually welcomed the tiltin post to break it up. That's what I thought of all that suit talk.
hahaha
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

#196191 DJ Vu

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:28 AM

Hey, you guys do what you gotta do.Did you see that fireworks show in San Diego where all of their fireworks went off at once? 18 minutes compressed to 15 seconds. That was a thing that happened. Honestly, if I was at that show and even if I had been waiting a long time, I think I'd rather see something like that.

#196192 brvheart

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:35 AM

View PostDJ Vu, on 05 July 2012 - 08:28 AM, said:

Did you see that fireworks show in San Diego where all of their fireworks went off at once? 18 minutes compressed to 15 seconds. That was a thing that happened. Honestly, if I was at that show and even if I had been waiting a long time, I think I'd rather see something like that.
The hundreds of videos on youtube are funny. I love to hear the different peoples reactions.
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

#196193 Napa Lite

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:36 AM

Somebody on reddit made that point and I agree completely. I've been to so many fireworks shows that I couldn't tell you one from another and I feel like firework technology hasn't really changed in the past 20(maybe more?) years. But a show where they all went off at once? That's shit I'd tell my kids and grandkids(lol @ me procreating) every single fourth of July whether they want to hear it or not.

#196194 brvheart

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 08:49 AM

View PostNapa Lite, on 05 July 2012 - 08:36 AM, said:

Somebody on reddit made that point and I agree completely. I've been to so many fireworks shows that I couldn't tell you one from another and I feel like firework technology hasn't really changed in the past 20(maybe more?) years. But a show where they all went off at once? That's shit I'd tell my kids and grandkids(lol @ me procreating) every single fourth of July whether they want to hear it or not.
eharmony would work for you.
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tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

#196195 DJ Vu

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 10:43 AM

Ok, fine, you guys can talk about suits again.

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 11:03 AM

View Postbrvheart, on 05 July 2012 - 08:49 AM, said:

eharmony would work for you.
"overweight 24 year old who looks 18 on a good day with a shitty job and no self-esteem and a slight alcoholism problem renting a room in a house with two other dudes...ladies"

#196197 brvheart

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 11:53 AM

View PostNapa Lite, on 05 July 2012 - 11:03 AM, said:

"overweight 24 year old who looks 18 on a good day with a shitty job and no self-esteem and a slight alcoholism problem renting a room in a house with two other dudes...ladies"
I'm not gonna collide worlds here or anything, but some of the recent pics on facebook I've seen could easily get you a date on eharmony. Don't sell yourself short. You're funny, and super smart. Plus you're loyal. Ladies love that.SUITS!
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View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.

View PostEssay21, on 25 February 2013 - 08:32 PM, said:

titly suck a dick bitch

#196198 DJ Vu

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 11:54 AM

Hey Ron, I had an olive green suit too.

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 11:59 AM

View PostiZuma, on 05 July 2012 - 08:16 AM, said:

WELL AT LEAST I'M CONTRIBUTING

View PostRon_Mexico, on 06 October 2012 - 09:40 AM, said:


Sheesh, tough crowd, sensitive crowd.

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Posted 05 July 2012 - 12:03 PM

Online dating is the very end of the line. There is no coming back from that. I'm not ready yet and I doubt nappy is either. We still have the hope of drunken mistakes. But if I ever do go online, I'll probably scope for Christian chicks. Just probe for one that isn't too pushy with it, but kept things pretty well locked down (if you know what I mean). I figure sex might not be as important to a Christian lady, and that matters because I'm never going to satisfy her sexually. Also I'm sitting in the waiting room at the mechanics while my car gets inspected and an amber alert for stratso's town came across te radio. Some little girl kidnapped. Strat, time to become a hero. But seriously kidnapping isn't cool.




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