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[Roo6339]

chgocubs99, on Sunday, November 11th, 2007, 11:00 AM, said:

I guess I'm guilty as charged.One of my favorite sayings at the table is, "If that would have happened, I'd have flipped the table". Recently I find myself doing this in all aspects of life. We played this shitty basketball team the other night and almost lost, so I told a couple of my teammates, "Jesus man, if we'd have lost to that team, I'd have flipped the table." Needless to say they were pretty confused.

On the basketball line, I've often found myself saying "nice read" after an intercept.

[Buckeye Hughes]

These morons who use the term donkey. Every effin thing they see is "donk" this and "donk" that. Makes me want to strap a feed bag to them and send them on a long journey in the mountains.

[El Guapo]

Buckeye Hughes, on Saturday, November 10th, 2007, 5:34 PM, said:

These morons who use the term donkey. Every effin thing they see is "donk" this and "donk" that. Makes me want to strap a feed bag to them and send them on a long journey in the mountains.

Yes, this is what I am talking about. More!!!

[Buckeye Hughes]

There was another thread started on this, but "sick" has become almost as bad as donkey.I wanna punch you in the face when a guy makes a play in a football game and you say, "Oh man that was so sick."Insert that STFU you pic here

[Cappy37]

Another one that has confused me is the new l337 d00d sp34k for "donkey" is now "muppet"...I have no clue how that started, other than the basic premise that the seasoned player is "pulling their strings" perhaps?

[ice4804]

"LIFE FUCKING TILT"I think we need some pics/gifs with this phrase incorporated into it.

[Balloon guy]

If my wife says I'm short stacked one more time, I am going to get agitated.

[Suited_Up]

ice4804, on Saturday, November 10th, 2007, 8:24 PM, said:

"LIFE FUCKING TILT"I think we need some gf's pics with this phrase incorporated into it.

FYP

[Suited_Up]

Balloon guy, on Saturday, November 10th, 2007, 8:44 PM, said:

If my wife says I'm short stacked one more time, I am going to get agitated.

And who'da thunk it from a man who's like 8'4'' (Give or take)

[El Guapo]

Cappy37, on Saturday, November 10th, 2007, 6:20 PM, said:

Another one that has confused me is the new l337 d00d sp34k for "donkey" is now "muppet"...I have no clue how that started, other than the basic premise that the seasoned player is "pulling their strings" perhaps?

This is another pet peeve, I have no idea what the first part of that says, part of this has been solved for me with the recent bannaments.

Balloon guy, on Saturday, November 10th, 2007, 6:44 PM, said:

If my wife says I'm short stacked one more time, I am going to get agitated.

Just hold up your index finger and your thumb on your right hand and make a "c" like you measuring something, and say "This is eight inches, right?"

[Suited_Up]

El Guapo, on Saturday, November 10th, 2007, 8:55 PM, said:

This is another pet peeve, I have no idea what the first part of that says, part of this has been solved for me with the recent bannaments.Just hold up your index finger and your thumb on your right hand and make a "c" like you measuring something, and say "This is eight inches, right?"

l337 is Leet aka EliteIt's a hacker term.

[davezz5]

El Guapo, on Saturday, November 10th, 2007, 12:43 PM, said:

OK, so we have all been guilty of using poker cliche's in our everyday lives, and it is getting worse, they are in sports articles, on the news, movies, TV programs, business meetings.This thread is to post the cliche's that bother you the most. I'll startBad Beat. Any time something doesn't go someones way now its a bad beat, most of these people that are saying this only know what it is because Norman Chad told them what it was in 2003.

NH

[20TN40]

*raising hand in guilt*I've begun to call the stoopid people at work "donks" and more than once I've almost said "lol"

[El Guapo]

Suited_Up, on Saturday, November 10th, 2007, 6:58 PM, said:

l337 is Leet aka EliteIt's a hacker term.

Yeah I would have never figured that out.

[El Guapo]

On a draw.... in expectation of somehting good happening in an unlikley situation.

[Dan The Man]

Buckeye Hughes, on Saturday, November 10th, 2007, 5:34 PM, said:

These morons who use the term donkey. Every effin thing they see is "donk" this and "donk" that. Makes me want to strap a feed bag to them and send them on a long journey in the mountains.

I used to say donkey a lot, but I've moved on to idiot. Like saying "What an idiot" when I'm playing online. It's kind of like Matusow's "you an idiot." I don't think I'll ever stop saying something is sick though.

[simo_8ball]

Cappy37, on Sunday, November 11th, 2007, 2:20 AM, said:

Another one that has confused me is the new l337 d00d sp34k for "donkey" is now "muppet"...I have no clue how that started, other than the basic premise that the seasoned player is "pulling their strings" perhaps?

"Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... " - Homer Simpson(I've been calling people muppets since I was about 12. Common English term for an idiot.)

[El Guapo]

Sik, was never a poker term, it just got annoying becaue of Phil Laak and Antonio, almost as annoying as calling every one doctor and completely diminishing the 8+ years of educated needed to done that title properly.

[El Guapo]

New one...ran out of chips.Just saw a survivor pop up that said "Jean Robert ran out of Chips...."Sometimes I hate that poker is this popular now.

[biggswolll]

try working in a poker room, talk about drive you effin crazy