Yoda 1 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Here is a child in need of a red bucket. Link to post Share on other sites
digitalmonkey 929 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 I fucking hate red buckets. You bastard! Link to post Share on other sites
JSHamm 9 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 I see your red bucket and raise you Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Here is a guy with a bucket on his head. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 This is quite obviously the most subtle piece of spam ever. He creates an account, gets a few hundy posts, then springs his trap. He posts of photo of a red bucket, knowing full well that this will trigger an almost pavlovian response in at least 2/3rds of the forum readers to compulsively seek out a red bucket for immediate purchase. Now comes the really diabolical part: he doesn't post a link to his website selling red buckets for he knows in his heart of hearts that the techno-savvy uber-nerds (his target demographic) of this, and several other forums will instantly seek out where to buy the beautiful red bucket utilizing the good old internet search engine google. This will drive searches for red buckets to the #1 search item of all time, which will consequently drive his website to the number one trafficked site in the world, bypassing such buzzworthy favorites as youtube and all others by a clear margin. He then sells his domain name for eleventy brazillion dollars, buys an army three times larger than that of China and takes over the world, creating a one-world government which, any conspiracy theorist can tell you, hastens the apocalypse and the end of days. Nice try mister anti-christ, but I ain't having nothin' to do with no red buckets. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JSHamm 9 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 This is quite obviously the most subtle piece of spam ever. He creates an account, gets a few hundy posts, then springs his trap. He posts of photo of a red bucket, knowing full well that this will trigger an almost pavlovian response in at least 2/3rds of the forum readers to compulsively seek out a red bucket for immediate purchase. Now comes the really diabolical part: he doesn't post a link to his website selling red buckets for he knows in his heart of hearts that the techno-savvy uber-nerds (his target demographic) of this, and several other forums will instantly seek out where to buy the beautiful red bucket utilizing the good old internet search engine google. This will drive searches for red buckets to the #1 search item of all time, which will consequently drive his website to the number one trafficked site in the world, bypassing such buzzworthy favorites as youtube and all others by a clear margin. He then sells his domain name for eleventy brazillion dollars, buys an army three times larger than that of China and takes over the world, creating a one-world government which, any conspiracy theorist can tell you, hastens the apocalypse and the end of days. Nice try mister anti-christ, but I ain't having nothin' to do with no red buckets.I bet you wouldn't say that if you had a red bucket... Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 New superthread?(Trademark: RodReynolds) Link to post Share on other sites
JSHamm 9 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 New superthread?(Trademark: RodReynolds)Ground floor. Hooya Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 I bet you wouldn't say that if you had a red bucket...get thee behind me satan.....and no checking out my butt.... Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted January 4, 2007 Author Share Posted January 4, 2007 This is quite obviously the most subtle piece of spam ever. He creates an account, gets a few hundy posts, then springs his trap. He posts of photo of a red bucket, knowing full well that this will trigger an almost pavlovian response in at least 2/3rds of the forum readers to compulsively seek out a red bucket for immediate purchase. Now comes the really diabolical part: he doesn't post a link to his website selling red buckets for he knows in his heart of hearts that the techno-savvy uber-nerds (his target demographic) of this, and several other forums will instantly seek out where to buy the beautiful red bucket utilizing the good old internet search engine google. This will drive searches for red buckets to the #1 search item of all time, which will consequently drive his website to the number one trafficked site in the world, bypassing such buzzworthy favorites as youtube and all others by a clear margin. He then sells his domain name for eleventy brazillion dollars, buys an army three times larger than that of China and takes over the world, creating a one-world government which, any conspiracy theorist can tell you, hastens the apocalypse and the end of days. Nice try mister anti-christ, but I ain't having nothin' to do with no red buckets.Anyone who changes their avatar to The Red Bucket will hold a hallowed place in the New World Order. Officialdoms are going fast, grab yours now! Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 hes a picture of a shrimp bucket Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Mop 'n' Bucket Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 I don't understand why your red bucket photo isn't hosted on photobucket. for shame. Link to post Share on other sites
fleung22 1 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Little known facts:The red bucket is traditionally good luck in Chinese culture.In modern times China has stopped deploying boats to foreign countries as they are too easy to detect.The green bucket is the transportation of choice now. Link to post Share on other sites
hblask 1 Posted January 4, 2007 Author Share Posted January 4, 2007 I don't understand why your red bucket photo isn't hosted on photobucket. for shame.It's meant to be an ironic metaphor for man's inhumanity to man, with cross-cultural sociological implications regarding Freud's concept of 'ego' and the associated metaphysical search for meaning as a refutation of scientific certainty. Duh! Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Nantucket Link to post Share on other sites
flyingdonkey 0 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 I keep staring at your avatar hoping her top falls off... She's over 18 right? Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 NantucketWith a dick so big...Wait, wrong thread. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Two tears in a red bucket, ____ it Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Enema Bucket Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 I saw the future of many, many posters from GP.... Link to post Share on other sites
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now