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#41 chrozzo

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 01:17 PM

View PostShakeZuma, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 4:13 PM, said:

****ing I hate that. Every time I go out and get drunk with plans to call in sick the next day, I always have to set my alarm and wake up early anyways. Quite the bummer.
ummm yeeeaaaah, im gonna need you to come in on saaaturday...mm'k?
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 01:18 PM

View Postchrozzo, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 4:17 PM, said:

ummm yeeeaaaah, im gonna need you to come in on saaaturday...mm'k?
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one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 04:02 PM

View Postturd ferguson, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 1:11 PM, said:

I just got up from my nap. It was splendid. I'm still not wearing pants, and I haven't showered.Tgfyne: I was up because I had to call in sick. Kiss my assing.
ah turd, i was unaware you had to wake up to call in, i retract my statement.glad to hear you are still not wearing pants. assing.:bored in a warehouse face:
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 04:09 PM

View Posttyfgine, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 7:02 PM, said:

ah turd, i was unaware you had to wake up to call in, i retract my statement.glad to hear you are still not wearing pants. assing.:bored in a warehouse face:
Where the F do you work????
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 04:48 PM

View Postmk, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 10:53 AM, said:

Bonds. Not on the floor though. Screens. (Obv.)
Yeah if u still were on the floor you would be a Turd Ferguson (dinosaur)My bro traded muni's many moons ago.
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 04:52 PM

View Posttyfgine, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 4:02 PM, said:

ah turd, i was unaware you had to wake up to call in, i retract my statement.glad to hear you are still not wearing pants. assing.:bored in a warehouse face:
It's all good. Just make sure never to underestimate my laziness again. Adding "ing" to the end of curse words is my new thing.

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 06:01 PM

Have you ever heard the Dane Cook stand up about the TV show you see when you call off sick from school/work? It's good.That is all.

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 06:16 PM

View Postfryer98, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 9:01 PM, said:

Have you ever heard the Dane Cook stand up about the TV show you see when you call off sick from school/work? It's good.That is all.
i like the bonus track on his CD where he wakes up 6 hrs late for his job at the video rental place"i was waiting for the clock to sprout liellt legs and say 'hahaaha, i'm just kidding, i was just being a stupid clock, playing stupid clock games' Dont do that clock! I dont like it when you play stupid clock games!"
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 06:32 PM

View Postfryer98, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 9:01 PM, said:

Have you ever heard the Dane Cook stand up about the TV show you see when you call off sick from school/work? It's good.That is all.
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 10:21 PM

View Postkers2, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 4:09 PM, said:

Where the F do you work????
im retarted, the thought never even crossed my mind. (it was early)

View Postturd ferguson, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 4:52 PM, said:

It's all good. Just make sure never to underestimate my laziness again. Adding "ing" to the end of curse words is my new thing.
i already knew that shitting. i just like the word assing. it sounds like a delicious topping to put on an erotic cake.
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Posted 21 March 2006 - 08:08 AM

View PostShakeZuma, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 3:13 PM, said:

****ing I hate that. Every time I go out and get drunk with plans to call in sick the next day, I always have to set my alarm and wake up early anyways. Quite the bummer.
So don't.You stumble in from the bar at 3am. You call then saying you've been up all night puking and you're not going to make it in to work tomorrow. Turn off the alarm and sleep till 1pm.Kids, today. I swear.
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Posted 21 March 2006 - 08:10 AM

View Postrenaedawn, on Tuesday, March 21st, 2006, 11:08 AM, said:

So don't.You stumble in from the bar at 3am. You call then saying you've been up all night puking and you're not going to make it in to work tomorrow. Turn off the alarm and sleep till 1pm.Kids, today. I swear.
I've thought about that, but figured it would be too easy for them to know I was drunk. Didn't want to take that chance.Maybe I'll call my mom next time and get her to call in for me. That'd be cute.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 08:12 AM

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 08:15 AM

View PostShakeZuma, on Tuesday, March 21st, 2006, 10:10 AM, said:

I've thought about that, but figured it would be too easy for them to know I was drunk. Didn't want to take that chance.Maybe I'll call my mom next time and get her to call in for me. That'd be cute.
I actually have had my roommate call in for me before. She said something like "Renae was holding the phone waiting for you to answer when another wave of nausea hit her so she handed me the phone and is now puking again. She won't be in today."Nobody would believe you would make that up. It's too elaborate.
I keep telling myself I'm moving on
Believing my heart was strong
But every step I take that leads me away
Just circles back to your door

Wishing I didn't love you
What I'd give if I could touch you

Wishing I didn't love you anymore

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 08:43 AM

View Postrenaedawn, on Tuesday, March 21st, 2006, 11:15 AM, said:

I actually have had my roommate call in for me before. She said something like "Renae was holding the phone waiting for you to answer when another wave of nausea hit her so she handed me the phone and is now puking again. She won't be in today."Nobody would believe you would make that up. It's too elaborate.
brilliant.I'm lucky in that I work with nurses and they always know of something going around. Turns out I get that something a lot.

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one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 09:07 AM

I called in sick today. I'm not sick either. WOOT! WOOT! :club: :D We need to sticky this thread.

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 09:10 AM

I'm back at ****ing work today, I'm wearing pants, my neck hurts, I'm exausted, and I hate my life. I've been running pretty well in live cash games though so that's nice.

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 09:11 AM

View Postturd ferguson, on Tuesday, March 21st, 2006, 12:10 PM, said:

I'm back at ****ing work today, I'm wearing pants, my neck hurts, I'm exausted, and I hate my life. I've been running pretty well in live cash games though so that's nice.
Don't you work alone? What's the point of pants?

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Posted 21 March 2006 - 09:12 AM

I called in sick a couple weeks ago because I felt like going to Foxwoods instead of working then the following week I fell deathly ill with strep throat and had to miss another 2 days..... I am the boy who cried wolf in the eyes of my manager now.Let that be a lesson to all of you. Karma will bite you in the ace eventually it never fails....awwww f*ck it I might bang out tommorrow too
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Posted 21 March 2006 - 09:13 AM

View Postajs510, on Tuesday, March 21st, 2006, 9:11 AM, said:

Don't you work alone? What's the point of pants?
People come in unexpectedly from time to time. The button is undone though.




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