wangs ex-girlfriend

Well, well....well.... For the last several months Ive been basically a hermit within my own little world. Started off as a "holy hell Im sick of dealing with people" and morphed into a "holy hell i can get so much more accomplished staying out of casinos, tit bars, and waking up in my house instead of others" Two major "inventions" emerged from the bowels of the lab-or-atory after the pot smoke settled.... yeah, I dabbled in the left-handed wacky tobakee quite a bit in the process of de-peoplefying myself. So much so I ended up playing the soundtrack of boogy nights on

(screen door squeeks as a drunken Beans slowly opens the anti-bug device and reaches for the secondary door knob) "Damn... " (gently twists the antique latch assembly) "Ill be.... its unlocked... I hope they remember me... " (more hainted house sounds from the hinges as the door slowly creeps open, dozing up wads of orange and brown shag carpet along the way) "Wait.... that Shake fellow never slept and had an arsenal of....." "CLICK...KA...KLACK KLACK!" "FREEZE YOU MUTHA....." Quite the nightmare. Creep

DON'T TOUCH MY ASS GRANDPAS!

An DO NOT foget bout what wang been doin wift me, against me, and ta me, Girlfriend! I stills says this dont be over yet prissy honky be jivin me wift that whole lez jus be friens shiiiiit. He be crazy asa nigga spoutin off toa cracka cop ina dark alley wift no witneses, huh.

I want you to know that Ill damn well come in here any damn time I want looking for Wang. I know that you and I have had some "personal" things happen in the past, but now you have crossed the line and let the whole forum in our our relationship. You have until 9pm tonight to remove your belongings from my place.Consider us OVER!

That was hurtful.

Cool. want to grab a cup of coffee later?

Which one of your little tramps will you be taking this time??????

Has anyone seen Wang?I dont like men with a large penis, so have him call me again sometime!

You got that part right.

You're not a loser, honey. I still look back on those three weeks as the best time of my life. Still playing cards for a living? You know that I found that attractive.Call me???

I never told you this, but that nickname came from Mr. Ferguson. I was seeing him at the same time.

Yeah, but you failed to tell your e-freinds that mine was bigger than yours. Call me?

You're not playing "Big game safari hunter" with me again!I can just take one at a time

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