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Posted 23 December 2015 - 03:50 PM

View PostNapa Lite, on 23 December 2015 - 12:17 PM, said:

but it's hard to beat throwing some rice in the cooker, a breast in the grill and some veggies in a microwave steamer.
That's actually really easy to beat.
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Posted 23 December 2015 - 04:06 PM

why do you always have to be such a contrarian.

Napa I agree with the foreman for chicken breasts. for hamburger it is awful to do it indoors--smells bad, too much grease, and you know it ends up on your ceiling given the residue on the hinge.
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Posted 23 December 2015 - 04:44 PM

Napa, one day maybe someone will introduce you to good quality non stick pans.

But, yeah, get the foreman if for no reason than you'll be more likely to use it.

For a couple weeks anyway.

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 23 October 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Go to hell, brvy.

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 22 May 2014 - 09:20 PM, said:

I am not comfortable with vaginas and lunch meats being in the same metaphor. Anything besides saying or implying that is an improvement.



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Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.


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Posted 23 December 2015 - 04:46 PM

just eat out every meal. saves upfront cookware costs.
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Posted 23 December 2015 - 04:49 PM

Non-stick pans? I'm lazy, not a poor.

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Posted 23 December 2015 - 05:11 PM

did you ever try anything besides Angel's Envy?
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Posted 23 December 2015 - 05:14 PM

I've got a bottle of Sazarec that I've opened. I haven't really looked for anything else. I hardly drink at home.

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Posted 23 December 2015 - 05:44 PM

View PostDavid_Sklansky, on 17 December 2015 - 06:41 PM, said:

My point is, I picture placenta is bursting with complexity and flavor that is unimaginable to those of us who've never tried one.

She ate the placenta in a pill form. She brought in a special pill making machine, I think she froze part of it, too. I bet it would taste better with Sriracha.

View Postbrvheart, on 17 December 2015 - 10:54 PM, said:

I'm assuming everyone else is also off until January 16th?

However, I'm excited, because unlike Frau. my life is dope and I do dope shit.

Brvheart, what awesome things have you been doing?

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 19 December 2015 - 11:10 AM, said:

I wanted some health food for breakfast today (brunch, really) so made Bacon and Potato Tart

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Layer the bottom of a fry pan with bacon, sprinkle with S & P, then a thin layer of sliced potatoes, grated cheese (old cheddar, parm, grated onion, minced garlic), and fresh thyme leaves. Repeat until the layers are about twice the height of the pan.

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Wrap it back up in bacon and cover the bacon ends with a small pot lid to keep them from unravelling while they cook. A lot (a lot!) of fat is going to come off this so put the pan onto a deep baking sheet or something and into a 350 degree oven for about 2.5 hours.

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When a sharp knife goes in easily and the bacon looks done, take it out of the oven and drain as much fat as possible.

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Invert onto plate, then again to get it upright and let it set for 15 minutes while you poach eggs, make hollandaise, and blister tomatoes.

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Serve, eat, nap, gym.

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This looks so incredibly good. How many people are you cooking for?

View PostSuitedAces21, on 21 December 2015 - 07:33 PM, said:

i'm still shook up from the tongue lashing ronny gave me for posting a vague reference to something in the game of thrones thread.

This might be the sexiest thing you've written this year.

View PostEssay21, on 23 December 2015 - 10:41 AM, said:

Had to be a 30 mph wind out there today. Fortunately my hair has enough product to hold the desired shape in any weather. #winning #stiff #hair

WTF. No one has made the obligatory, "Yeah SA that's good something can stay stiff," joke? This is turning into tumblr.
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Posted 23 December 2015 - 05:48 PM

fives. but i did get an out-of-nowhere erection the other day at work. it was a towering inferno of power and YOU WILL RESPECT IT.
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Posted 23 December 2015 - 05:50 PM

It's been so long since he attempted sex, i forgot about his penis failings.


I was more thinking about the wind not affecting his hair because he doesn't have much
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Posted 23 December 2015 - 05:52 PM

View PostInternetExplorer, on 23 December 2015 - 04:06 PM, said:

why do you always have to be such a contrarian.


He walked into that one, Braj. I'm not a contrarian as much an opportunist. I'll always pluck the low hanging fruit.
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Posted 23 December 2015 - 05:54 PM

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 23 December 2015 - 05:44 PM, said:



WTF. No one has made the obligatory, "Yeah SA that's good something can stay stiff," joke? This is turning into tumblr.

I'm not sure what that tumblr reference means, exactly. I understand theoretically that people use tumblr for something besides porn, but I've never personally experienced it for anything else.
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Posted 23 December 2015 - 05:56 PM

oh i just remembered, i was doing research for a big project and i located the missing LW&T and it had the sentence, "And to John Smith, the colored chauffeur in my employ, I leave twenty-five hundred dollars..." i laughed out loud when i read it. it was written in 1937.
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Posted 23 December 2015 - 05:58 PM

I bet the executor just pocketed that money.
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Posted 23 December 2015 - 06:01 PM

Well 3/5ths of it anyway.
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Posted 23 December 2015 - 06:03 PM

old lady left the same amount to another household employee, but there was no mention of his hue, so i can't be sure what he was.
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Posted 23 December 2015 - 06:04 PM

In 1937 St. Louis? Yes, yes you can be sure.
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Posted 23 December 2015 - 06:08 PM

but why would one be labeled colored and the other not if they both were black? i think it might have been a whitey.
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Posted 23 December 2015 - 06:21 PM

That's priceless.


Well, not priceless. $2500

$500 says that colored person will totally own the word colored when collecting that $25 hunj

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Posted 23 December 2015 - 06:50 PM

since she died in 1951 my guess is that he spent that money already, assuming she didn't fire him on her death bed to avoid paying it out.
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