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The new dress code says shorts when worn as part of a suit are acceptable. Kinda want to buy a suit and have the pants made into shorts to wear occasionally. Not as some sort of protest. Just because it'd be funny.

 

you need to start looking for a new job. this company has no future.

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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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My three year anniversary here is next Tuesday. Feels like I just started four months ago.

 

I'll get a $75 gift card but more importantly I'll be 20% vested in the pension plan that probably won't be around by the time I retire but hey, it's something!

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The new dress code says shorts when worn as part of a suit are acceptable. Kinda want to buy a suit and have the pants made into shorts to wear occasionally. Not as some sort of protest. Just because it'd be funny.

 

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I didn't get it. But I love you anyways buddy.

 

Also, another person just resigned on our team. So I started 4 months ago and we had 6 people on our team. 3 have resigned and 1 was fired. I'm now in charge.

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I'm in charge now. I speak for this team. I mean ... I could if you wanted me to. I'd rather not, obviously. Don't know what I'd say. Why do I have to be the one? I don't need this. Why does this have to become my problem? No, I'm out. Forget it. Find somebody else. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of doing everything for this team.

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I'm in charge now. I speak for this team. I mean ... I could if you wanted me to. I'd rather not, obviously. Don't know what I'd say. Why do I have to be the one? I don't need this. Why does this have to become my problem? No, I'm out. Forget it. Find somebody else. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of doing everything for this team.

 

They never got to see my bee business take off.

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I didn't get it. But I love you anyways buddy.

 

Also, another person just resigned on our team. So I started 4 months ago and we had 6 people on our team. 3 have resigned and 1 was fired. I'm now in charge.

 

I think there is a Pharrell song called "Happy," all about being happy, where he might ask us to clap along if we are happy? I can't hate on Pharrell, because the beats he did for Clipse back in the day are some of my favorites ever, but I don't enjoy that song.

 

Anyway, they'll never promote you from within, so now is the time to put second-in-command on a resume, and start applying to judge positions. http://money.cnn.com/2013/08/21/news/companies/tv-guide-judge-judy/

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I didn't get it. But I love you anyways buddy.

 

Also, another person just resigned on our team. So I started 4 months ago and we had 6 people on our team. 3 have resigned and 1 was fired. I'm now in charge.

 

Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof

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Doing it. Going to buy tickets next week when they go on sale. Dutch, you got any sort of connect that can get me to tickets earlier or just at all?

 

No. I'm mean I'm sort of friends with 'Dre and Big Boi (I know Big Boi through dog fighting), but I feel bad asking them for a favor every time we talk.

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That's not a very exciting weekend. Although I need a hair cut too.

 

I have no idea what to get my old man for Father's Day. I mean he has no hobbies or fashion sense or style or anything really.

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