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Started by DonkSlayer, Sep 17 2009 06:29 AM

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#21 dna4ever

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 04:53 AM

View PostThe Don't Jar, on Thursday, September 17th, 2009, 11:31 PM, said:

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I'm not a loser dammit!Well it's questionable, but she can't know that for sure.
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#22 fryer98

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 05:18 AM

View Postdna4ever, on Friday, September 18th, 2009, 8:53 AM, said:

I'm not a loser dammit!Well it's questionable, but she can't not that for sure.
Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

#23 dna4ever

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 05:24 AM

View Postfryer98, on Friday, September 18th, 2009, 8:18 AM, said:

Say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
not = know, fixer'd!
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#24 El Guapo

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 08:10 AM

I just read the last 10 or so post and I no idea what is going on in them.Anyone want to translate for me?

#25 JoeyJoJo

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 08:15 AM

View PostEl Guapo, on Friday, September 18th, 2009, 9:10 AM, said:

I just read the last 10 or so post and I no idea what is going on in them.Anyone want to translate for me?
I was under the impression that Kuwaiti34's mom thinks that he is back together with a girl that she thinks is a slut and that this is a bad thing because she's diseased and Kuwaiti might be gay.
Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
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Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
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#26 DonkSlayer

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Posted 18 September 2009 - 08:42 AM

I think I just created my first epic thread, tyty Ko8e. Not facebook, but worth a look:http://sports.yahoo....urn=golf,190463BTW, I'm an insurance guy, and there is a specific coverage called "hole-in-one" coverage that you can buy from the same companies that write scary professional and product liability (like airplane mfg, etc), just in case when you sponsor a golf tourney or a hole-in-one contest, and then this happens.
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Posted 18 September 2009 - 12:11 PM

http://mashable.com/...-relationships/

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#28 SAM_Hard8

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 02:07 PM

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QUOTE (Mercury69 @ Monday, December 20th, 2010, 5:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Aren't we all just parasites living on God's frozen turdballs anyway? Every time God takes a shit, a new galaxy is born. The Milky Way is just a bad case of diarrhea.


#29 kers2

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 04:56 PM

This one made me laugh pretty hard...Posted Image
QUOTE(DinkDonk @ Thursday, September 4th, 2008, 12:40 PM) View Post
I guess this is all unnecessary rambling because Hollywood personifies something I hate about most people. He can take valuable knowledge, stare it right in the fucking face and never let a single sentence absorb into his brain.

#30 XXEddie

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 05:07 PM

<---------- Is partially hurt by all the people on this forum who is not my facebook friend. I mean, come on... Facebook friends are all one needs, right!

#31 Wandigo

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Posted 24 September 2009 - 11:00 PM

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 04:39 AM

^^^Lol at her status being "engaged" and she hasn't had sex in a while. She probably told the poor schmuck that she was saving herself for marriage.


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#33 fryer98

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 05:01 AM

View Postsandwedge, on Friday, September 25th, 2009, 8:39 AM, said:

^^^Lol at her status being "engaged" and she hasn't had sex in a while. She probably told the poor schmuck that she was saving herself for marriage.
Someone hacked her account and f'd with her.

#34 Sal Paradise

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 05:31 AM

View PostWandigo, on Friday, September 25th, 2009, 3:00 AM, said:

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god this cracks me up. reminds me of another caleb. maybe the same?
QUOTE (Tactical Bear @ Monday, June 15th, 2009, 9:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Anybody who dies of Swine Flu is just a faggot.

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 05:56 AM

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#36 Sal Paradise

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 06:05 AM

I'm sensing an original work.
QUOTE (Tactical Bear @ Monday, June 15th, 2009, 9:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Anybody who dies of Swine Flu is just a faggot.

#37 Sal Paradise

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 08:22 AM

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QUOTE (Tactical Bear @ Monday, June 15th, 2009, 9:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Anybody who dies of Swine Flu is just a faggot.

#38 TheWynn

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 08:55 AM

Long but worth the read, hilarious.Posted ImagePosted Image

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 08:59 AM

View PostTheWynn, on Friday, September 25th, 2009, 12:55 PM, said:

Long but worth the read, hilarious.Posted ImagePosted Image
it would be funnier if it was real
QUOTE (digitalmonkey @ Wednesday, August 18th, 2010, 1:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Steve,

It doesn't matter who you start because you have a horse shoe up your ass so far I'm not really sure how you get through the day. You must be gay.

#40 TheWynn

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Posted 25 September 2009 - 09:08 AM

a site called 4chan hacked into various christian peoples facebook accounts.Posted Image
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