ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Walked from ny ny to the mirage and I almost died. Im so fat it's not smart To be walking that far.hows the herpes working out? you do have herpes by now, right? it's been a full day, so, yeah, you've got herpes by now. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 If I do move to KC, we gotta be friends, man. Am I being too forward?Not at all, friend. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 hows the herpes working out? you do have herpes by now, right? it's been a full day, so, yeah, you've got herpes by now.No herpes. I havent tallked to a single person I didn't come here with. And that's how I like it. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I was thinking, I probably upgrade my computer and get Google fiber and stream myself playing video games in that scenario. People do this for nontrivial money, the only requirement is being funny and having unique taste in music. Goofy friends are a bonus, which I have. I think it would be awesome to try.Even Shake doesn't think you can make real money doing that. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 That's the spirit.You've been getting a lot of mileage out of this response lately. And It's always appropriate. And funny.The kind of person that will go out of their way to correct something trivial and is willing to take it to full blown uncomfortable situation argument. I have learned to just not even acknowledge it over the years. Ungodly number of these people out there and they always spend so much time talking about how OTHER people are oblivious.Wait....are we still talking about your supervisor or Theraflu? Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 That would not be my managerial style.Spelling cocaine without the e is just stupid. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Hey, since we're all still talking about Batman. You know what really bugs me about Nolan's trilogy?Stuff like this:www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZicrp_p4BE&t=2m56sI can't figure it out. Does he purposely hire terrible actors and have them say stupid stupid lines for an added 'campy' factor as a tribute to the old Batman? I've always assumed this was true, since I can't imagine he actually thinks it's a good idea. "It's a black.... tank..." gah!Oh well, I still love the trilogy overall.I think the most unrealistic line is Gary Oldman's. For the line you mentioned, I think what they said could've really happened in that scenario. In the moment you see this giant black vehicle. You say it's a black ____ The kind of person that will go out of their way to correct something trivial and is willing to take it to full blown uncomfortable situation argument. I have learned to just not even acknowledge it over the years. Ungodly number of these people out there and they always spend so much time talking about how OTHER people are oblivious.they only have to take it to an argument if you argue with thembtw brv had four dots after "black" instead of three. can you believe that guy? JESUS! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Spelling cocaine without the e is just stupid.You never considered the possibility that it was simply a typo, huh? Thanks for the support though.btw brv had four dots after "black" instead of three. can you believe that guy? JESUS!Right?!? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I love science. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 the juxtaposition of misty may-treanor's face and her ass is just outlandish. Link to post Share on other sites
Speedziphone 12 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 oh yeah this well hey mister smarty pants it wasn't my meeting we were there early and she made small talk with me when she didn't even have to so thereHuzzah!so a guy came up to me in the gym this afternoon and asked me how long I've been working out. that was kind of weird.awwWW?Speedz, when you get your Chinese food, Shake and I think you should watch Margin Call.Never heard of it, but it sounds awful.I was thinking, I probably upgrade my computer and get Google fiber and stream myself playing video games in that scenario. People do this for nontrivial money, the only requirement is being funny and having unique taste in music. Goofy friends are a bonus, which I have. I think it would be awesome to try.Sounds like a solid resume-builder, anyway. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Speedziphone 12 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 the juxtaposition of misty may-treanor's face and her ass is just outlandish.Mhm. I think this is the only time I've ever seen someone retire while considered to be the best in the world at his or her sport. She clearly dominates. And man, that ass. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 You know the type, been told they are smart and have a HUGE chip on their shoulder about it.I don't think you're using "chip on your shoulder" correctly.the juxtaposition of misty may-treanor's face and her ass is just outlandish.I know, right? But yeah, that ass. Pre-post edit: That was too close to what speedz said. Now I'm all self-conscious about how to express myself. Um...her ass is what I was thinking about when I was talking about which sport you'd like to have sex with.Edit: Rules. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 the juxtaposition of misty may-treanor's face and her ass is just outlandish.I don't think juxtaposition means what you think it means. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I don't think juxtaposition means what you think it means.you know, I know. when I went to post, I googled juxtaposition to be sure that it meant comparing two things that are mostly opposites when I found out that it's really only putting two things side by side. all this time I'd been wrong. did it ever mean what I thought it meant? but yeah, I knew it was wrong and I still used it. f it. but man, that ass. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Isn't it about time you are sneaking pics of hot interns for us? Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 That ass.Well, juxtaposition is putting two things side by side, but it's for the purpose of comparing/contrasting. I don't think the way you used it was that wrong.Edit: Dammit Guap. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 Hey Shake, spider crawls into woman's ear and lives there for five days. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBFDFGCFFGGGGGGGGGGGGG Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 and och it's hard enough to sneak looks without everybody thinking I'm a perv. definitely not whipping out the phone and snapping off a few. who do you think I am, beans? Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 and och it's hard enough to sneak looks without everybody thinking I'm a perv. definitely not whipping out the phone and snapping off a few. who do you think I am, beans?i don't think it's your phone you're whipping out that is making you a perv. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 come on dude I'm a grown ass man I'm smart enough to play with it through my pocket. oh and speaking if being a grown ass man thanks for all the happy birthdays guys it means so much Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I totally wished you a happy birthday; don't know how you missed it. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 The juxtaposition of that ass and your birthday is outlandish. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 if you mean the ass picture then I'll take it and thank you Link to post Share on other sites
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