The Parking Sign

Hey good buddy!!! Where ya been? Heard ya took a beating this weekend at the tournament. Lots of young boys overfilling you all day. That must be rough!!!At least you get to stay inside...can you believe it's snowing already....gahhhhhhhhh!Look on the bright side. Maybe that fat burrito muncher will win or the skinny drunk kid, but at least it wasn't phucking piece of schit SUITED UP winning!!! His ash got crushed in 1 round!!!WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

VINDICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Hey!!!!

It wasn't about me either u phucking ashhole!!!!

STFU!!!!!!!!DIAGF!!!!!!GIFAFI!!!!!!!SMD!!!!!LMB!!!!!!!

Sup Homie!!! I heard that little Salley is having a birthday bash...the fellas and I are hatching a plan on having Sunshine get really wasted...then we shove him back in you for retribution. Feel free to fill yourself with as much vile crap as possible. At least 3 of the dudes at Kurt's party are huge MMA fans...good chance Kurt gets Rear-Naked Choked out...and when Brig is done w/ him the fellas will take it from there!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!

That guy is THE BESTEST!!!!!A few weeks ago there was this very hot street sweeper that rolled thru our lot at the courts. If u don't remember me, I was "The Parking Sign" that is slightly handicapped after dealing w/ that bastard SUITED UP. Anyway...I thought u were an AMAZING street sweeper and I am pretty sure u noticed me as well.If u do indeed post here at FCP...feel free to pm me and maybe we can hang out and discuss our similar likes an dislikes.I'll start...I HATE idiots who just throw cigarettes into my base...do u hate sweeping up those nasty cigarette butts as well?

Sick bastard...after what u did to my boy The Garbage Can, I'm not surprised u find rape story's to be funny.Watch your back biatch!!!!

Hey Bro,U didn't hear bro? After enduring another hellish Chicago winter of snow, sleet, and ice with my only solace being the thought of a 2 week fantastic spring followed by a sweltering summer, I got laid off a few weeks back.Turns out the Palos Hts. PD has been enforcing the lot a bit better and I....being the NO PARKING sign, have become as needless as a Victoria's Secret Magazine on Checky's nite stand!!!Also...watch your back bro...I heard a rumor that there are more layoffs imminent. Just last week I saw them haul away The Outside Dumpster w/ a newer model and there has been talk of th

NO....PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF**** YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WORD!!!!How ya been bro? I can't wait till this damn Chicago weather changes...chilling outside totally sucks!!!

You think people throwing lit cigarettes inside of you is any picnic? Hey Cous...good to see ya are gonna be all right. News is a little more bleak on my front. As you can see, my world is literally upside down at this point. Word on the streets is that I may be out of a job soon since I am now crippled and unable to establish myself as the parking sign. If I lose my prime spot next to the handicap spaces and end up near the street instead my life will be miserable. All the speeding traffic and the imminent snow coming, I will be lucky to survive the winter if they don't throw me in the dumpst

The feeling is mutual....

Phuck U TB17....no love for The Parking Sign? Yeah and I see you didn't take a 2nd to pick a brother up did u?