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#1 usernametaken

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 08:17 AM

So Im beginning to think that poker sites have a little switch that they can hit anytime to make you run good or bad. I mean one day you win most of your races, when the guy reraises you all in he has QQ to your KK instead of AA, and his KJ goes down to your A10. Now on these "other" days, you lose everytime with AK to 55, when you ger reraised today he has AA, and those damn Js keep hitting on the river to win an all in pot. I wish it would be a steady flow of good and bad. One day all goodness from the poker gods, followed by days of getting Sh1t on the whole day. The writer of this topic doesnt really believe poker sites are rigged, but wishes you use extreme caution when playing online poker. Its the devil and playing awesome poker only works when the deck is in your favor, otherwise you get the money all in with the best hand and lose causing you to be even madder. Flame

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 08:23 AM

its called a doomswitch. you have to call up support and ask them to flip it in the right direction for you.
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 08:26 AM

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 08:29 AM

this has nothing to do with this topic, but it doesn't need to...this will be a "+1" thread before long anyways9 User(s) are reading this topic (6 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: rsmbox, usernametaken, Homesari like it
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 08:34 AM

View Postrsmbox, on Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 8:29 AM, said:

this has nothing to do with this topic, but it doesn't need to...this will be a "+1" thread before long anyways9 User(s) are reading this topic (6 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)3 Members: rsmbox, usernametaken, Homesari like it
i dont get it.
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 08:36 AM

View Postantistuff, on Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 11:34 AM, said:

i dont get it.
Neither do I :club:
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 08:39 AM

View PostHomesar, on Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 8:36 AM, said:

Neither do I :D
the shirt on your avatar is spelled differently from your name..... :club:
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 08:40 AM

+1 for the old "rigged" comment.I have yet to see a thread that came remotely close to Tritz, though.

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 08:45 AM

View Postantistuff, on Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 11:39 AM, said:

the shirt on your avatar is spelled differently from your name..... :club:
I misclicked when signing up :D , and I don't see any available means for fixing the typo.
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 08:45 AM

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 08:50 AM

View PostHomesar, on Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 8:45 AM, said:

I misclicked when signing up :club: , and I don't see any available means for fixing the typo.
you only got 24 posts...just make another one.
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 08:58 AM

View Postantistuff, on Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 11:50 AM, said:

you only got 24 posts...just make another one.
Too much effort, I need an EASY button to fix the problem. Speaking of which, they now sell EASY buttons at Staples (in English and Spanish), and the EASY button is a great poker prop. Win a big pot, hit the EASY button, and it says "that was easy." I have no reason for bringing this up.
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:23 AM

View PostHomesar, on Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 9:58 AM, said:

Too much effort, I need an EASY button to fix the problem. Speaking of which, they now sell EASY buttons at Staples (in English and Spanish), and the EASY button is a great poker prop. Win a big pot, hit the EASY button, and it says "that was easy." I have no reason for bringing this up.
Scary thing is it sounds like you bought one of those easy buttons!!

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:53 AM

I love Easy buttons.

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 11:55 AM

View Postking1305, on Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 11:53 AM, said:

I love Easy buttons.
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 12:03 PM

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 02:48 PM

View PostJeepster80125, on Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 8:40 AM, said:

+1 for the old "rigged" comment.I have yet to see a thread that came remotely close to Tritz, though.
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 03:04 PM

View PostGetSprung, on Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 10:48 PM, said:

It's the nine of spades! I know it's coming on the flop. I missed Tritz til he came back a few weeks ago, now I'd like him to disappear again.
I liked the old tritz better.Examples:http://www.fullconta...showtopic=33527http://www.fullconta...showtopic=40308

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Posted 04 January 2007 - 04:52 PM

View Postusernametaken, on Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 8:17 AM, said:

So Im beginning to think that poker sites have a little switch that they can hit anytime to make you run good or bad. I mean one day you win most of your races, when the guy reraises you all in he has QQ to your KK instead of AA, and his KJ goes down to your A10. Now on these "other" days, you lose everytime with AK to 55, when you ger reraised today he has AA, and those damn Js keep hitting on the river to win an all in pot. I wish it would be a steady flow of good and bad. One day all goodness from the poker gods, followed by days of getting Sh1t on the whole day. The writer of this topic doesnt really believe poker sites are rigged, but wishes you use extreme caution when playing online poker. Its the devil and playing awesome poker only works when the deck is in your favor, otherwise you get the money all in with the best hand and lose causing you to be even madder. Flame
Interesting you say that. I was thinking a ghost was following me around doing the same thing in live play. Couldn't be variance.....Definately not variance.
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 07:30 PM

View Postusernametaken, on Thursday, January 4th, 2007, 8:17 AM, said:

So Im beginning to think that poker sites have a little switch that they can hit anytime to make you run good or bad. I mean one day you win most of your races, when the guy reraises you all in he has QQ to your KK instead of AA, and his KJ goes down to your A10. Now on these "other" days, you lose everytime with AK to 55, when you ger reraised today he has AA, and those damn Js keep hitting on the river to win an all in pot. I wish it would be a steady flow of good and bad. One day all goodness from the poker gods, followed by days of getting Sh1t on the whole day. The writer of this topic doesnt really believe poker sites are rigged, but wishes you use extreme caution when playing online poker. Its the devil and playing awesome poker only works when the deck is in your favor, otherwise you get the money all in with the best hand and lose causing you to be even madder. Flame
I don't know about all that but I have noticed that when you first sign on for a new site or redeposit after a long layoff, you hit more sets.... either that or I've grown more paranoid in my old age.
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