iZuma 764 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 "hey that's all right, I like it when you get hot and sweaty..." as you grab her and start doing stuff. now go get a time machine and do that. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 If a girl is grossed out by her own sweat, what is she going to think of a sweaty SA climbing all over her?Didn't think about that one, did you? Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 she said she felt gross because she was all sweatyTough break getting that hotel room without a working shower. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 yeah i could have done more. i just didn't feel like it was going to be well received. next time i just need to turn the brain off and go straight gorilla style. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 i mean i could write out a long, detailed report of what made me feel like it wasn't a good time and i shouldn't try. but i would have to exaggerate for effect (affect?), because otherwise it won't come off correct. all that needs to be said is i suck at life, but I'm fairly certain she wants to see me again. i like her, so i will. i need to step it up and i'm confident that someday i will. how that will be received is anyone's guess. but lets just hope it goes well. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 My friend just convinced me to to put in for a financial analyst training program at Wells Fargo. It's like 3.5 months of straight training in San Francisco and then they place you somewhere and pay is in the $60's. It's a very long shot, but her dad is kindofa higher up at Wells and is gonna do as much as he can for me. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 jesus christ Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Don't worry, Shake. I won't even get a phone interview. Promise.And I will make no apologies for my networking. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 yeah i could have done more. i just didn't feel like it was going to be well received. next time i just need to turn the brain off and go straight gorilla style.Good idea. A nice bonus is that you don't need to wear protection! Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Tough break getting that hotel room without a working shower.Heh, exactly what I was thinking.Yeah well, maybe she's one of those girls that will really appreciate your being a "gentleman" and not trying to take advantage of her when you clearly had the opportunity to do so. (speaking of which, what was her sleeping attire?) Anyway, and she'll fall so deeply in love with you for not "being like all the other guys" that at some point she'll throw you to the ground and do you like a porn star.Or you'll continue to be strung along in a long, sexless relationship with the hope of someday seeing a boob or something.One or the other. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 jesus christI know, right? They won't even commit to where they will place him! Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Don't worry, Shake. I won't even get a phone interview. Promise.And I will make no apologies for my networking.it would be pretty boss hog to get at that. do work son.i see i quoted the wrong post. goddamn new ip board.tilt you suck. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 Some dude has been running wires in the ceiling and his ladder has been blocking my cube row which is also the closest route to the bathroom and I might pee my pants. I could just go the other way out the aisle and then double back through someone else's row, but then theyd see me and I can't have that. Peeing my pants is preferable to that. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.That's what Suited said! Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 sorry shake, we don't all have married women throwing their vag's at us.edit: i mean we aren't all sexual mavens like you. jesus christ yourself. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 well you could! or not I don't know.I'm thinking there wasn't enough alcohol involved. likely culprit. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 tilt you suck.Yeah well, at least I get laid regularly. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 My friend just convinced me to to put in for a financial analyst training program at Wells Fargo. It's like 3.5 months of straight training in San Francisco and then they place you somewhere and pay is in the $60's. It's a very long shot, but her dad is kindofa higher up at Wells and is gonna do as much as he can for me.Hey guys, see what happens when I review your resume."hey that's all right, I like it when you get hot and sweaty..." as you grab her and start doing stuff.now go get a time machine and do that.Alternatively: "your mouth isn't sweaty." Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 oh my that is good Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 oh and suited if it makes you feel any better I'm still in love with that girl from work and she still hates me and I'm pretty sure she has a boyfriend now, so you know, I'm still a very unhappy person. if it makes you feel any better. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 "your mouth isn't sweaty."moist though Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 oh and suited if it makes you feel any better I'm still in love with that girl from work and she still hates me and I'm pretty sure she has a boyfriend now, so you know, I'm still a very unhappy person. if it makes you feel any better.it does make me feel better, thanks. mainly because i can foresee a day, a few years from now, when this place is down to just you and me. you and me and our misery. i just don't wanna be the last one left. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 HOLY SHIT THEY'RE RUNNING WIRES BECAUSE GD MICE WERE EATING THROUGH THEM AND THE MUTHER F'N MICE ATTRACTED SNAKES AND SO THERE'S BEEN MUTHER F'N SNAKES IN OUR CEILING LIKE A GD SAMUEL L JACKSON SEQUEL JESUS CHRIST IM WORKING IN SHAKES HOUSE 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted August 20, 2012 Share Posted August 20, 2012 ENOUGH is ENOUGH! i've had it with these stories about mother****ing snakes in that mother****ing ceiling. everybody strap in, we're gonna open some ****ing windows. Link to post Share on other sites
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