Napa Lite 3,278 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 I'm laying in bed watching "Orange is the New Black". SAME NAPA Bosses daughter got engaged today. Boss joked for whatever reason that I should officiate the service. Said I would as long as I could freestyle rap at some point. I assured him I'd keep it related to the bride and groom and PG for the service but I get to do the unedited version at the reception. He laughed and said he'd get back to me. I may be attending the local beer festival tomorrow with the newly engaged couple. She said she'd text me tomorrow when they were going to start pregaming. I have my doubts... Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 I was just kidding I don't do drugs or have sex with women come on guys 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 I'm laying in bed watching "Orange is the New Black". SAME NAPA Bosses daughter got engaged today. Boss joked for whatever reason that I should officiate the service. Said I would as long as I could freestyle rap at some point. I assured him I'd keep it related to the bride and groom and PG for the service but I get to do the unedited version at the reception. He laughed and said he'd get back to me. I may be attending the local beer festival tomorrow with the newly engaged couple. She said she'd text me tomorrow when they were going to start pregaming. I have my doubts... I think the boss likes you. You should parlay that into a bigger monitor that doesn't get jacked by some bitch. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 20 nuggets is definitely the perfect amount Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 KANSAS CITY! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 TG, you rarely disappoint. I think I would have seen the sweats as a sign that she's comfortable around you. Not to mention they come off easy. That or she's on the rag. And I would have been shocked if a 20 yo was the "best ever". What's she got, 3, 4 years experience max? Please. But I am jealous. Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Yeah I saw the sweats as a negative. First time chick wants to feel sexy. But apparently I was wrong. And yeah I can't expect the best ever from anyone under about 25 but she gave good effort which is always appreciated. And like I said, still can't believe how GD wet she was. My ex wife was the wettest chick I've ever been with by far and this one blew her out of the water. Made for awesome fingering and humping. And don't be too jealous. She's a 6-6.5 tops. Cute enough, good enough boobs. I needed for the last girl I banged to not be skank bag. But skank bag if she's not a 10, she's a 9.9 (for my man Napa!) So hot, will take a hotter chick to not totally miss the sexing from skank bag. Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 And I have plans of getting hammered alone tonight after I put the little one to bed. Hopefully there's other losers like me around to interact with. I'll probably get depressed and emotional about something so stay tuned! Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Looking forward to it TG! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
YonYonson 156 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Up 100 right now. Should be 500 but fish gonna fish. Proud that I didn't tilt. Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 I wanna go play poker so bad. I miss it. I have zero disposable income. Last year when I went from the ambulance to the fire department I took a 500 a month pay cut. Then I had to pay out an extra 300 in bills a month that I wasn't paying before then I had the 300 a month in child support. Another year and ill finally be at the same income I was at a year ago but when our contract is up at the end of next year the city is talking about quadrupling our insurance. So maybe in 14.5 years when the kids 18 ill have some extra jingle in my pocket Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 you're not missing much really. people are so bad it's like walking through a mine field. not really as much fun as you'd like. i left up 40 bucks. several bad beats in a row put me in a foul mood so i walked away before i started raising every hand. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 yeah tg no worries man all I did was have sex with hot models and shit tonight so you're all good. seriously my dick hurts right now so it's almost like it isn't even worth it you know? whatevers gotta do what the people ask of you you know so I'll just keep on keeping on. but anyways my buddy had his kid's over and his little 7 year old daughter was there and I ran around playing with her all night. damn, never thought I would miss playing with freaking kids but shit, that was fun. kinda sad about the breakup now because of the kid thing. but still, gonna bang the sexy bitch before she bangs her boyfriend. no mercy. COBRA KAI. Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Sweep the leg shake. And kids suck unless they're your own Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 tommy gavin you need to stop talking to me I'm trying to go to sleep you bitch whore. but yes, sweep the leg. no, wait, I mean that's not true about kids. I like other people's kids sometimes if they're cool kids. like my friend's daughter tonight. she is a really cool little girl. she's fun to hang out with and stuff. not an asshlole like I'm sure my kid wouldbe . man, he'd be terrible. I really lost track of typographical errors towards the end of this post. faggots. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 snoop adjusted to that like it was his goddamn job. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
iTommyGavin81 288 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Oh Christ here it comes. I really hope the neighbor doesn't dump skank bag anytime soon. If she came to me tomorrow asking me to take her back I would in a heartbeat. I fell for that dumb skank. I really wish I never met her but its too late now. I want to be facebook friends with ya'll I feel like this place is gonna get shut down any day now. Really it's just us at this point. I don't know how to find anyone. I remember back in my last go around here in 2008 I found Mexi-melt's myspace page but never friended him.I just feel like one day I'll come here and it'll say page not found. And it won't be some awesome Good Will Hunting moment. Watching Crazy, Stupid Love. Getting emotional. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Went to dinner, awesome guitar guy there. Watched his entire set till midnight. He rocked the shit. Then went to see other band who is in the running to be hired. They rocked the shit as well. So confused. TG, I watched CSL earlier today at lunch and did a FB status update with CSL quotes. Get on board. PM a nigga. New Shake is fantastic Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Just find the basketball forum. We'll be there. So, no BEACH tomorrow. Turns out the MIL invited her niece/my wifes cousin to our house (with the wifes blessing) which is stupid because she lives 20 minutes from the beach and right off the freeway we take to get there. Don't know why she couldn't meet us there. So, yeah. Hanging out at the house with my MIL/FIL/Niece/Nephew and the wife and daughters. Good times. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Beans not sure if you realized from that video, but that was a lawn mower. Oh, i got that immediately.... I probably didnt relay the awesomeness of it. I didnt now that I think of it. Reminds me of tim taylors lawn mowers. One harley, one jet driven Cant imagine the audio from that clip was the actual engine, though.... Im out for a while. Suited can breathe easy for a spell. Scroll key gets a rest Goin to the desert to spread some ashes. Figured out a perfect spot. Someplace in the middle of nowhere but seen by many thousands each year. Been going to the place for many years now, first time was in a rotorway exec I built in the warehouse. Was goofing around between henderson and kingman when the giant titty came into view. Sit her down right on top and had a few beers. Sorta a well known secret kinda place... So if youre ever traveling up US ninety three from kingman to vegas about thirty miles from the dam, as you pass the "last stop" joint look at the mountain range to your right. First thing youll notice is a mountain shaped like a boob with a nipple on top. If youve drank enough youll also notice the mountain range looks like marge simpson lying on her back. Look at her nipple poking straight up. Slug down a beer and salute to my friend whos up there on squaw peak. Better wait until sunday though.... monday at the latest Puttin a buddy on top of a giant tit. No better respect could be given... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 TG I'm a little drunk on you, and high on summertime. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 that sounds like a fine plan beans, a fine plan. I'll make sure to drink a corona on the site if I ever make it out there. and speaking of drinking, I got plastered last night. drank heavy microbrews out in the heat at friday cheers, got wasted, then went to my friend's house and drank a bunch more. all so I could wake up today, toss around in my bed a little, then head off to a beer festival and do it all over again. and it's gonna be hot. and there's no shade. I'll probably be passed out by 6. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 Brv speed Beans. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted July 20, 2013 Share Posted July 20, 2013 snoop adjusted to that like it was his goddamn job. Apparently even with his eyes closed. He's a champ. Oh Christ here it comes. I really hope the neighbor doesn't dump skank bag anytime soon. If she came to me tomorrow asking me to take her back I would in a heartbeat. I fell for that dumb skank. I really wish I never met her but its too late now. I want to be facebook friends with ya'll I feel like this place is gonna get shut down any day now. Really it's just us at this point. I don't know how to find anyone. I remember back in my last go around here in 2008 I found Mexi-melt's myspace page but never friended him.I just feel like one day I'll come here and it'll say page not found. And it won't be some awesome Good Will Hunting moment. Watching Crazy, Stupid Love. Getting emotional. bookmark this: http://www.basketbal...ck-today-7.html So if youre ever traveling up US ninety three from kingman to vegas about thirty miles from the dam, as you pass the "last stop" joint look at the mountain range to your right. First thing youll notice is a mountain shaped like a boob with a nipple on top. If youve drank enough youll also notice the mountain range looks like marge simpson lying on her back. Look at her nipple poking straight up. Slug down a beer and salute to my friend whos up there on squaw peak. Better wait until sunday though.... monday at the latest Just in case people want to search for what Beans is talking about.... http://goo.gl/maps/nh0Z1 Link to post Share on other sites
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