iZuma 764 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 king kong was a gorilla you idiot Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 king kong was a gorilla you idiotHaha. You are correct on both parts. Wow. In my head I started thinking about what if you could have an ape/monkey under the same conditions, what would you pick? Gorilla, chimp, some sort of smallish monkey? And then that happened. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 I mean, seriously, I'm a little embarrassed here. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 woohoo! I finally win at something! Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Ya, forreal. And even if I do make sure doors are locked before I go to bed, my roommates will come home drunk and shit or just late and leave the door wide open. Gonna have to squash that shit or keep my 9 loaded or summin. (I don't actually have a 9, just a 12 gauge, but 9 sounded better, I think.) Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 so your friends do the drunk shitting thing too? man, fucking iowa huh. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 so your friends do the drunk shitting thing too? man, fucking iowa huh.And then Napa squashes it. Gross. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 I would take a small monkey any day of the week. I want one that looks like the monkey from Aladdin or from Raiders of the Lost Ark (when they are in Cairo.) Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 :randy quaid in kingpin.jpg: Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Yeah, but what if she tries to have sex with him? FYI - You don't have to bypass shit.hey, what kind of sick fuck gets off on ice pick sex? not judging, is it good?good to know!ps i thought you were a vb side acct for the longest time Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 hey, what kind of sick fuck gets off on ice pick sex? not judging, is it good? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 ps i thought you were a vb side acct for the longest timeThis surprises me because I don't think their styles are very similar. But what do I know. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 I'm thinking about watching an episode of The Joy of Painting after work each night to get un-infuriated Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 I'm thinking about watching an episode of The Joy of Painting after work each night to get un-infuriatedI know happy little trees make me happy. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 764 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 angrysteve vs. angrystrat cage match Link to post Share on other sites
mk 11 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 This surprises me because I don't think their styles are very similar. But what do I know.yeah i just thought someone told me that's who dj was but clearly i was mistakencomma humor! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 king kong was a gorilla you idiotNice.Ya, forreal. And even if I do make sure doors are locked before I go to bed, my roommates will come home drunk and shit or just late and leave the door wide open. Gonna have to squash that shit or keep my 9 loaded or summin. (I don't actually have a 9, just a 12 gauge, but 9 sounded better, I think.)You think wrong. Stick with your 12 gauge. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 there's some killer lip-service, and a bunch of token gestures, but he fundamentally looks like bush 2.0 to me. some may argue that that's our shitty system at work, and there's probably some truth to that, but it's pretty tough to argue that he did anything close to what was possible with the majorities he was handed in 2008.I would hug you until you were uncomfortable, which I'm sure wouldn't take my usual hug time of 11 seconds. Oh yeah, I forgot this guy, Mexico. This guy is Jeepster.I Jeepster NO ONE!!!!i get all hot and bothered in the blog forum on occasion. why i have no idea.come on, man, you know that ain't rightok, i'm done! no more politik in here.weeee, I'll check it out. And it's a little right. Married yet? Link to post Share on other sites
vbnautilus 48 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 I mean, seriously, I'm a little embarrassed here.So glad this happened before I picked Curious George. Man, that was close. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 great 15 year run or greatest 15 year run?http://health.yahoo.net/experts/dayinhealt...ow-bad-are-they Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 great 15 year run or greatest 15 year run?http://health.yahoo.net/experts/dayinhealt...ow-bad-are-they "...17-year-old British factory worker Stacey Irvine...had eaten almost nothing but fast-food chicken nuggets since she was two years old."That's like a wheel of cheese accomplishment. Link to post Share on other sites
DJ Vu 176 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Remember Mrs. Landingham?In 1995, Kathryn Joosten moved in with a family member in Los Angeles because she wanted to make it in Hollywood. Like most girls following the same hopeless dream, she had no agent, no contacts and close to nothing on her resume. Seems like a pretty typical story.Unlike most girls, however, Joosten was 56. The family member was her son.In the '60s and '70s, Joosten had a promising career as a nurse in Chicago, but she gave it up after getting married. Her husband was a psychiatrist and did pretty well -- he was also, however, a deadbeat alcoholic. Ten years later, they divorced. Joosten found herself a 40-something single mother with two kids and three jobs, struggling to make ends meet. So, she did the sensible thing and decided to drop everything to become an actress.Now, here's where our story gets inspirational, right? Hell, no! Joosten started auditioning for parts and ... nothing happened. And then, more nothing. For several years. In the meantime, she supported her family by hanging wallpaper and painting houses, among other gigs. In 1992, she was finally cast by Disney in her first important role: "Streetmosphere" performer in the Orlando theme park.She stayed in that city for three years -- the job lasted for one. By 1995, she had decided to try her luck in L.A., even if it meant moving in with her son.And then Urkel changed everything. A spot in Family Matters saying two lines with Jaleel White landed Joosten an agent who evidently marketed the shit out of her sassy older woman image. Soon she got herself guest parts in pretty much every sitcom made in the following decade, from Seinfeld to Frasier to Will & Grace to Scrubs. If you watch TV at all, you've probably seen her face at least a couple dozen times. She was the president's secretary in The West Wing:And the little old lady in Desperate Housewives:Aka the one we'd be most scared of asking for our ball back.Kathryn Joosten has won two Emmys for that Desperate Housewives role, and it's all because of her uncanny perseverance. And Urkel.(from Cracked) Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 If you had to have gay sex with a poster to save your life, who would it be and why?Not Napa, he's clearly into scat partiesShake may be too agressiveMaybe speedz? He's lean, dainty. But he does claim to be horselike. Who needs that pressure?Strat? BoobsJJJ? Nah, he'd remember forever Gotta be Brvy for me, for obvious reasons. I really had nothing to offer so I went for a talking point. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 son of a bitch. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Remember Mrs. Landingham?Kathryn Joosten has won two Emmys for that Desperate Housewives role, and it's all because of her uncanny perseverance. And Urkel.(from Cracked)inspiring. Also makes me feel like a loser. Can someone please link the 8 million stories of it not working out, going horribly bad, estrangement from family and total despair so I'll feel better for not having a dream or trying to pursue anything tangible? Mmkthx Link to post Share on other sites
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