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#180441 Voldemort

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Posted 26 December 2010 - 07:45 AM

View PostVoldemort, on Sunday, December 26th, 2010, 10:34 AM, said:

You can take your old Ipod and transfer the songs from it to the new computer. There is a link somewhere. I'll see if I can find it. I have done this a couple of times with no issues.
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View PostLove4hockey, on Sunday, February 8th, 2009, 3:13 PM, said:

http://www.kennettne...uk/musicrescue/This program is free. You just have to keep declining to donate to them every few minutes. It puts all of your music in a folder for each artist.


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Posted 26 December 2010 - 09:20 AM

So Kayla and I have been apart for 48+ hours for the first time since we got together. Text exchange:Wang: "Anyway, I'm just gonna get a hooker, I think. You're cool with that, right?"Kayla: "As long as you wrap up and don't blow too much money, sure."Wang: "Awesome. You're the best."Kayla: "I'm drunk or I wouldn't admit this, but I miss you."Wang: "Awwww, how cute. Me too. Except I'm not drunk and I don't have internet, so no porn."Kayla: (picture)Kayla: "God, I'm so fucking drunk."If I were you guys, I'd hope she breaks up with me in the next few weeks.
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Posted 26 December 2010 - 09:34 AM

View Postloogie, on Saturday, December 25th, 2010, 10:03 AM, said:

I don't do phone sex. I'm pretty sure it would ruin my phone.Did someone make that joke already? I skipped ahead.
Did Pierce always have a mustache?
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Posted 26 December 2010 - 09:54 AM

View PostTactical Bear, on Sunday, December 26th, 2010, 12:20 PM, said:

So Kayla and I have been apart for 48+ hours for the first time since we got together. Text exchange:
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View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 26 December 2010 - 10:03 AM

i dreamt last night that i was hunting. i was running through the woods, chasing someone. i was hunting a man. eventually the man stopped and i looked through my the sight thing on the gun, aiming, and do you know who i saw? i saw myself. then i fired. and then i woke up.very strange.

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Posted 26 December 2010 - 10:09 AM

View PostTactical Bear, on Sunday, December 26th, 2010, 12:34 PM, said:

Did Pierce always have a mustache?
It's always been there.

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Posted 26 December 2010 - 10:11 AM

The lady and I are also at the stage where it's an unspoken agreement (ok, it's spoken) that we can only say anything obnoxiously nice and/or cheesy if acceptably inebriated.
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Posted 26 December 2010 - 10:29 AM

View Postspeedz99, on Sunday, December 26th, 2010, 1:11 PM, said:

The lady and I are also at the stage where it's an unspoken agreement (ok, it's spoken) that we can only say anything obnoxiously nice and/or cheesy if acceptably inebriated.
We're losing sight of the naked picture she sent me. Can we focus on how awesome that is? I mentioned this afternoon that I was meeting Maggie for lunch -- her kid and boyfriend are out of town -- and her response was "look at the picture when you order appetizers and remember ive never given birth."EDIT: Actually, now that I think about it, that's decidedly NOT awesome. How many pictures are already out there? I mean, we've been dating for like 8 days and she's shipping me camera-phone nudes. Oh no...
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Posted 26 December 2010 - 10:42 AM

Happy Boxing Day everyone. (No, I don't really remember what that is or why it exists but my England born grandparents always made a big deal about it)

View Postspeedz99, on Sunday, December 26th, 2010, 10:11 AM, said:

The lady and I are also at the stage where it's an unspoken agreement (ok, it's spoken) that we can only say anything obnoxiously nice and/or cheesy if acceptably inebriated.
Is it that you're just trying to be different by not just coming up with a fake name, a la Wang, rather than calling her "the lady"?

View PostTactical Bear, on Sunday, December 26th, 2010, 10:29 AM, said:

We're losing sight of the naked picture she sent me. Can we focus on how awesome that is? I mentioned this afternoon that I was meeting Maggie for lunch -- her kid and boyfriend are out of town -- and her response was "look at the picture when you order appetizers and remember ive never given birth."EDIT: Actually, now that I think about it, that's decidedly NOT awesome. How many pictures are already out there? I mean, we've been dating for like 8 days and she's shipping me camera-phone nudes. Oh no...
Ha! I didn't see your edit until I quoted so you pretty much sole my thunder. You have a thing for falling for women that are into amateur porn apparently.

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Sheesh, tough crowd, sensitive crowd.

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Posted 26 December 2010 - 10:56 AM

View PostTactical Bear, on Sunday, December 26th, 2010, 11:29 AM, said:

We're losing sight of the naked picture she sent me. Can we focus on how awesome that is? I mentioned this afternoon that I was meeting Maggie for lunch -- her kid and boyfriend are out of town -- and her response was "look at the picture when you order appetizers and remember ive never given birth."
That's a fantastic line.

View PostTactical Bear, on Sunday, December 26th, 2010, 11:29 AM, said:

EDIT: Actually, now that I think about it, that's decidedly NOT awesome. How many pictures are already out there? I mean, we've been dating for like 8 days and she's shipping me camera-phone nudes. Oh no...
Try not to think about that side of things. It's like when a girl pulls out a great move in the sack...it's better to just enjoy it than to think about the fact that she was taught the move by another guy at some point in her life.

View PostTiltinagain, on Sunday, December 26th, 2010, 11:42 AM, said:

Is it that you're just trying to be different by not just coming up with a fake name, a la Wang, rather than calling her "the lady"?
If I came up with a fake name I'd just keep forgetting it and having to waste time backtracking to keep things consistent. Maybe I'll just call her VetGirl or something.
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Posted 26 December 2010 - 01:08 PM

Those apps that allowed people to see who was viewing their profile were disabled by Facebook some time ago folks. Stalk away.

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Posted 26 December 2010 - 02:18 PM

it's a boxing day miracle!

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 26 December 2010 - 02:40 PM

probably a lot Wang but you will live.
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Posted 26 December 2010 - 02:41 PM

View PostCaneBrain, on Sunday, December 26th, 2010, 3:40 PM, said:

probably a lot Wang but you will live.
Mmm hm. Those of us with hot girls that have been sending nude pics since they hit puberty need to stick together, amirite?
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Posted 26 December 2010 - 02:51 PM

View Postspeedz99, on Sunday, December 26th, 2010, 5:41 PM, said:

Mmm hm. Those of us with hot girls that have been sending nude pics since they hit puberty need to stick together, amirite?
It's just part of the culture now. Doubt my wife has ever done so but only because she has been dating/married to me for so long.
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Posted 27 December 2010 - 08:33 AM

View PostTactical Bear, on Sunday, December 26th, 2010, 10:29 AM, said:

We're losing sight of the naked picture she sent me. Can we focus on how awesome that is? I mentioned this afternoon that I was meeting Maggie for lunch -- her kid and boyfriend are out of town -- and her response was "look at the picture when you order appetizers and remember ive never given birth."
Ha.

View PostTactical Bear, on Sunday, December 26th, 2010, 10:29 AM, said:

EDIT: Actually, now that I think about it, that's decidedly NOT awesome. How many pictures are already out there? I mean, we've been dating for like 8 days and she's shipping me camera-phone nudes. Oh no...
Does that actually bother you or does that just fake bother you?

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Posted 27 December 2010 - 09:07 AM

View PostSkeleton Jelly, on Monday, December 27th, 2010, 10:33 AM, said:

Does that actually bother you or does that just fake bother you?
if it is the new pic on the trading cards, it doesn't bother him.
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Posted 27 December 2010 - 09:51 AM

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Posted 27 December 2010 - 09:55 AM

View Postqyayqi, on Monday, December 27th, 2010, 9:07 AM, said:

if it is the new pic on the trading cards, it doesn't bother him.
Ha. That's the Honus Wagner of Wang Harem trading cards.

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Posted 27 December 2010 - 10:03 AM

View PostSkeleton Jelly, on Monday, December 27th, 2010, 10:55 AM, said:

Ha. That's the Honus Wagner of Wang Harem trading cards.
I have to disagree...it's going to be so overprinted that it'll be worthless.
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