David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I am here to fill a void. It has come to my attention that this community had lost its major forum for pornographic discussion. You may have guessed that I'm not actually TOP author David Sklansky. I am in fact a very active member of this board.You all know me as a strictly moral and upstanding human. For this reason, I've elected to maintain my anonymity, and I've selected this name as it perfectly embodies my deepest sexual fantasy: shacking up with a blind, retarded, runaway teenager. Disclaimer: you'll often notice a frightening, almost-menacing tone that was missing in other, similar threads. That's because unlike the principles behind previous efforts, I'm completely head-****ed and into watching nude women harm animals and things of that nature. I will generally try to keep the content as broad as possible, though.Should I maintain my ambition, I'll be posting thoughts on not just the industry but the very concept, as well as recommendations and uploads, and additionally helpful tips for optimizing your collection; the world of internet porn is a lot bigger than grainy streams of chubby strippers with meth teeth giving handjobs to their guido boyfriends, and I'm here not just to show you the depths but also teach of how to swim them.---First I'd like to introduce you to a girl who's been gaining buzz since the new year, when she allegedly turned 18 and took the internet by storm:Amia Moretti Here is a blurb about the video I've uploaded: Amia was born December 28, 1990 so she JUST turned 18!!! Already she is a teenage slut and just loves getting banged by a big throbbing ****. This teen cutie came back to my place for a massage. Things got a little out of control and I ended up ****ing her tight teenage pussy. This sweet innocent teen screamed and moaned loudly when I was deep inside her!!Amia first gained the interest of the internet porn world when her films with Exploited College Girls started spreading around the different trackers, but it was this scene with FuckedHard18 -- a scene often referred to as "Amia: the Fun-sized Fuck" -- that fully captured that hearts of the torrent communities. She is a petite, small-titted, often-athletic performer, and I hope you all appreciate the beauty and elegance she is able to display, as this creepy dude ****s her stupid.[LINK REMOVED - GOV] Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 elegantOOOOOO!!!! and FIRST!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 2nd, and it's an absolute honor to be in on the ground floor. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 2nd, and it's an absolute honor to be in on the ground floor. Thank, sir. I'm told you were among those who nominated me for this position, and I would just like to say to all involved, I'm pleased to learn my expertise is respected. Link to post Share on other sites
Porn info2 0 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 I am here to fill a void. I'm completely head-****ed and into watching nude women harm animals and things of that nature. grainy streams of chubby strippers with meth teeth giving handjobs to their guido boyfriends, and I'm here not just to show you the depths but also teach of how to swim them.Hi David_Sklansky,Im also pleasured to announce that future promotions such as the Chafed Member sign up campaign and Bonus Pop-Shot Point giveaways are just around the corner. Yes, the wicked smart biz team is back in action!regards, Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 hehhh this is awesome Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 The Fucking Jennifer PhenomenonThis January a Cheggit member named Skeptic uploaded his first video, entilted, "Fucking Jennifer". It was a homemade, allegedly of the poster himself and his redonkulousy adorable girlfriend. The community fell in love with the video, and in response to his promise of a second video, we transferred him lavish gifts of bandwidth credit. The promise was indeed fulfilled. The craze escalated, and for the next few days the videos were respectively #1 and #2 on the Cheggit charts. The love affair continued, with hundreds of pages of praise, until poster Hexador revealed knowledge of the girl's identity, announcing her studentship at University of Washington Seattle, at which point Skeptic removed the videos, never to be heard from again. Luckily for the world, the videos had already spread to public trackers such as the Pirate's Bay, and their legacy shall live on in the hearts of men like me. I, however, have the original copies, and am possibly the only person creepy/tricksey enough to have still the photographs form the original torrent presentation.[LINK REMOVED - GOV](Though the video itself is nothing special, I'm a big fan of the girl, and of course the epic story.) Link to post Share on other sites
Cappy37 0 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Amia MorettiAmia first gained the interest of the internet porn world when her films with Exploited College Girls started spreading around the different trackers, but it was this scene with FuckedHard18 -- a scene often referred to as "Amia: the Fun-sized Fuck" -- that fully captured that hearts of the torrent communities. She is a petite, small-titted, often-athletic performer, and I hope you all appreciate the beauty and elegance she is able to display, as this creepy dude ****s her stupid.[LINK REMOVED - GOV] A tribute to young spinners everywhere:On a side note: way to hang in there on Poker After Dark this week. Here's praying you last long enough for a joyously creepy interview with Leanne Tweeden. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY WHOLE LIFE Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Yay, Charter Member !! Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 What the crap happened to the original pornstar thread? Not that I dislike this one, just wondering what I missed. Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 2nd, and it's an absolute honor to be in on the ground floor. Excellent....nice job. Glad you decided to do this after we talked a bit tonight! Link to post Share on other sites
LongLiveYorke 38 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 So, this is Daniel's alter ego, right? Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 What the crap happened to the original pornstar thread? Not that I dislike this one, just wondering what I missed.things change, tim. people change.things'll never be the same, after this one. ghost rider spit flame, lay back and twist one. Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 things change, tim. people change.things'll never be the same, after this one. ghost rider spit flame, lay back and twist one.Exactly ShakeZuma Sal! Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 also, I am in love with her. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Hi. I'll be around. Link to post Share on other sites
LadyGrey 6 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 also, I am in love with her.Eyebrows. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 Excellent....nice job. Glad you decided to do this after we talked a bit tonight!I wasn't sure what if any name was to've been associated with this project, so I left it open to amendment. ---So...would you guys rather see Kacey getting gangbanged by a bunch of ugly dudes or Tobi Pacific getting gangbanged by the most annoying, arrogant Canadian chud-wads since Seth Bullock? Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted February 12, 2009 Author Share Posted February 12, 2009 also, I am in love with her.'Twas my reaction as well. Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 What the crap happened to the original pornstar thread? Not that I dislike this one, just wondering what I missed.Wait...did they get rid of that guy's pornstar thread? Cause that is god damn ridiculous. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Wait...did they get rid of that guy's pornstar thread? Cause that is god damn ridiculous.Please edit your post and remove the name.There were good reasons for it and the OP of that thread is the one who asked it be taken down. Link to post Share on other sites
Zach6668 513 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Please edit your post and remove the name. Link to post Share on other sites
Voldemort 0 Posted February 12, 2009 Share Posted February 12, 2009 Eyebrows.I love you. Glad YOU popped in here.NP DS.....Kacey is one of my alltime favs. Link to post Share on other sites
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