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Musings From A Man Who Enjoys Symbolism And Metaphor In Ways Most Men Don't


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I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, I arrange my time schedule to allow for MAXIMUM ENJOYMENT.

 

I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, I will purposely READ NOVELS by authors who SHARE MY VIEW.

 

I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, everyday circumstances become INFUSED WITH MEANING, sometimes UNWARRANTED. This causes my peers to believe that I am MISINTERPRETING REALITY.

 

I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, I underestimate the importance of other LITERARY TECHNIQUES, to my own detriment. This self-awareness of my own weaknesses should lead me to strive to correct them, BUT IT DOES NOT.

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I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, I arrange my time schedule to allow for MAXIMUM ENJOYMENT.I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, I will purposely READ NOVELS by authors who SHARE MY VIEW.I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, everyday circumstances become INFUSED WITH MEANING, sometimes UNWARRANTED. This causes my peers to believe that I am MISINTERPRETING REALITY.I enjoy symbolism and metaphor so much, I underestimate the importance of other LITERARY TECHNIQUES, to my own detriment. This self-awareness of my own weaknesses should lead me to strive to correct them, BUT IT DOES NOT.
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Mr Zim, I totally agree that metaphor is slicker then grease. Another quality thread, keep them coming my friend.
I'd bet Strat's virginity that this is your account.
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I'd bet Strat's virginity that this is your account.
Now, let me make sure I have this straight...If you win the bet, you get to take it. If she wins the bet, you get to take it.Right?
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Now, let me make sure I have this straight...If you win the bet, you get to take it. If she wins the bet, you get to take it.Right?
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I’m amused by, if nothing else, the sheer audacity of the pretention of the thread, but it wasn’t me.
no, no, you're missing the point. he's using caps in an EMPHASIZING WAY.I may add this guy as a friend.
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Musings From A Man Who Works At A Job

 

Everyday at work, I complete an ARRAY OF TASKS. Usually the order is important, but some days the ORDER DOES NOT MATTER. Those, along with flag day, are the days I LIVE FOR.

 

Even though I get paid for 8 hours per day, I usually only work for SEVEN AND A HALF. I get two fifteen minute breaks to RECHARGE MY BATTERIES. If my boss is reading this, allow me to REITERATE MY THANKS.

 

Some Fridays are “Casual Fridays”. Most people dress down on those days, but to me, nothing says casual like HIGH HEELS AND A CAPE.

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Musings From A Man Who Works At A Job Everyday at work, I complete an ARRAY OF TASKS. Usually the order is important, but some days the ORDER DOES NOT MATTER. Those, along with flag day, are the days I LIVE FOR.Even though I get paid for 8 hours per day, I usually only work for SEVEN AND A HALF. I get two fifteen minute breaks to RECHARGE MY BATTERIES. If my boss is reading this, allow me to REITERATE MY THANKS.Some Fridays are “Casual Fridays”. Most people dress down on those days, but to me, nothing says casual like HIGH HEELS AND A CAPE.
I find you incredibly STIMULATING. My vaginal cavity is moist WITH ANTICIPATION.
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I don't know if I've weiged in before on Mr. Zimmerlin, but let me say that I'm absolutely floored. Whoever's doing this is a fucking genius. Musings from a Man Who Enjoys Zimmerlin More than Most:I enjoy Zimmerlin so much that I often find myself DAYDREAMING about what it might be like to SHARE A CASUAL DRINK with him.I enjoy Zimmerlin so much that I've considered NAMING A DOG after him, but never a child because that MIGHT BE OVER THE LINE.I enjoy Zimmerlin so much that I filled his name in as the answer to a CROSSWORD clue: 9 letters, legendary FUNNY MAN.I enjoy Zimmerlin so much that I've taken to saying "ZIM IT UP" or SOME SIMILAR VARIANT when I'm referring to UNUSUALLY STRANGE humor.Wang

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teneight, is that you?
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Whoever's doing this is a fucking genius.
answeredZimmerlin enjoys a good doggie dry hump as much as ANYONE.
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I'd bet Strat's virginity that this is your account.
I enjoy metaphor so much I would STROKE HIS EGO for hours ON END.
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Unlike Mr. Zimmerlin, I have found symbolism to be THE GREATEST THING for those who PARTAKE IN DRUGS.I have also found SIMILIE to be much more REFRESHING than something like a METAPHOR.

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Well whoever Mr. Zimmerlin is, we can rest assured that MANY MORE PEOPLE have come to love the stylistic method of typing in caps to EMPHASIZE MEANING.

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