On this one-year anniversary of the sick thread, the voting for the First Annual Sick Thread Awards for Outstanding Achievement in the Fields of Excellence is over. Here are the final standings:Best One-LinersOuch-8s [ 30 ] [60.00%]turd ferguson [ 16 ] [32.00%]JSHamm [ 4 ] [8.00%]Ouch takes 60% of the vote for one-liners.Best StoriesShimmering Wang [ 25 ] [50.00%]beans-n-icewater [ 15 ] [30.00%]JoeyJoJo [ 10 ] [20.00%]Shimmering Wang openly campaigns for beans by calling everyone retards for voting for anyone other than beans. He still takes half the vote.Best FYP'erkers2