Jump to content


Can We Officially Say Fcp Sucks Now?


  • Please log in to reply
898 replies to this topic

#721 vbnautilus

vbnautilus

    psychonaut

  • Members
  • 10,288 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:venice beach, ca

Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:35 PM

View Post20TN40, on Monday, July 13th, 2009, 10:24 PM, said:

When the dick measuring contest is over could someone send me a PM? The testosterone in this thread is beyond absurd. I can't believe that the powers that be are not concerned with the lack of quality posters in this place any more. Hell, none of this is fun any more. I was looking forward to telling my poker buddies at work about the recent success of Zimmer and Silky "from FCP" but they'd take one look at this grade school sandbox shit and wonder why in the hell I even read this crap. Losing me as a poster, but mostly a lurker lately, isn't gonna mean a damn thing to the overall condition of this place. But someone SHOULD be concerned with the mass exodus from this place.
If there were an actual dick measuring contest going on, I could have put an end to this long ago.

#722 Balloon guy

Balloon guy

    Respect my Raises!!!!!!

  • Members
  • 22,970 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:So Cal
  • Interests:Cigars, Flying, Golf, Bible
  • Favorite Poker Game:Golf

Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:35 PM

View PostSportsmack, on Monday, July 13th, 2009, 10:34 PM, said:

am I the only one who keeps reading his name as "Scriptoro?" :club:
Isn't that a pen?Man those pens are good
I use my cigar smoke as idiot repellent

View Postmrdannyg, on 22 April 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:

Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.

#723 Balloon guy

Balloon guy

    Respect my Raises!!!!!!

  • Members
  • 22,970 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:So Cal
  • Interests:Cigars, Flying, Golf, Bible
  • Favorite Poker Game:Golf

Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:35 PM

View Postvbnautilus, on Monday, July 13th, 2009, 10:35 PM, said:

If there were an actual dick measuring contest going on, I could have put an end to this long ago.
:club:
I use my cigar smoke as idiot repellent

View Postmrdannyg, on 22 April 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:

Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.

#724 mase_gotsem

mase_gotsem

    forum bad guy

  • Members
  • 5,467 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:currency chasin'

Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:36 PM

View Postvbnautilus, on Tuesday, July 14th, 2009, 12:35 AM, said:

If there were an actual dick measuring contest going on, I could have put an end to this long ago.
making us all die from laughter wouldnt be nice tho . :club:
jeff(support): unfortunetly, confedrate,it looks like thats right. You were waiting to post your blind, and didnt get in. Im very sorry"

#725 wsox8

wsox8

    trying to break even at LIFE

  • Members
  • 11,445 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Heights
  • Interests:cheese, apple juice, raisins

Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:40 PM

View PostBalloon guy, on Tuesday, July 14th, 2009, 12:34 AM, said:

fypSee you at the club.I think it's your turn to bring the $100 bills to light the cigars.My turn to bring the poor person for everyone to laugh at when they fight the dogs for $500 worth of T-bones
Bring me to the club please. I want to live the dream.

#726 Balloon guy

Balloon guy

    Respect my Raises!!!!!!

  • Members
  • 22,970 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:So Cal
  • Interests:Cigars, Flying, Golf, Bible
  • Favorite Poker Game:Golf

Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:41 PM

View Postwsox8, on Monday, July 13th, 2009, 10:40 PM, said:

Bring me to the club please. I want to live the dream.
Hope you like T-bones
I use my cigar smoke as idiot repellent

View Postmrdannyg, on 22 April 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:

Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.

#727 wsox8

wsox8

    trying to break even at LIFE

  • Members
  • 11,445 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Heights
  • Interests:cheese, apple juice, raisins

Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:47 PM

View PostBalloon guy, on Tuesday, July 14th, 2009, 12:41 AM, said:

Hope you like T-bones
It's all good. I'd settle for meatloaf.

#728 Gallo

Gallo

    I'm not JC

  • Members
  • 9,661 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Chicago
  • Favorite Poker Game:unlimited hold 'em

Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:48 PM

View Postmase_gotsem, on Monday, July 13th, 2009, 11:09 PM, said:

can we get balloon guys wallet so we can crush this scirpto guy once and for all.i mean i agree i didnt like the way gallos post was overly harsh but to try and make a point and then argue and bring up how much money you have is the most douchiest thing iv seen in this topic.Wow your rich .. good for you lmao.
I'm going to address this as I know some or alot of people thought I was over the line. It seems that was the only way she was going to understand. She never got the point before. I know of quite a few people that have nicely asked her to basically leave them alone without hurting her feelings, I tried to be nice about it as well, but she never got the message. I probably could've addressed it a little more "nicely', but like I said that wasn't gonna work.And an fyi, I was one of the few people that had not been drinking that night, yes I know some may find that hard to believe, but it's true.
QUOTE (no not baxter @ Monday, February 9th, 2009, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ya srsly why not just make a 2 hour dinner break so ppl can go to outback and get a fkn bloomin onion


For rakeback at:
FTP, BoDog, UB, Absolute, Cake

2008 Neg-O TOC NL Champion

#729 Balloon guy

Balloon guy

    Respect my Raises!!!!!!

  • Members
  • 22,970 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:So Cal
  • Interests:Cigars, Flying, Golf, Bible
  • Favorite Poker Game:Golf

Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:50 PM

View Postwsox8, on Monday, July 13th, 2009, 10:47 PM, said:

It's all good. I'd settle for meatloaf.
Probably better if you had meatloaf.Truth is, once you've eaten at really nice restaurants, you kind of lose the taste for common food.I have to carry a jar of quail's eggs and spread it on my Big Macs now just to be able to eat them.
I use my cigar smoke as idiot repellent

View Postmrdannyg, on 22 April 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:

Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.

#730 Balloon guy

Balloon guy

    Respect my Raises!!!!!!

  • Members
  • 22,970 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:So Cal
  • Interests:Cigars, Flying, Golf, Bible
  • Favorite Poker Game:Golf

Posted 13 July 2009 - 09:53 PM

View PostGallo, on Monday, July 13th, 2009, 10:48 PM, said:

I'm going to address this as I know some or alot of people thought I was over the line. It seems that was the only way she was going to understand. She never got the point before. I know of quite a few people that have nicely asked her to basically leave them alone without hurting her feelings, I tried to be nice about it as well, but she never got the message. I probably could've addressed it a little more "nicely', but like I said that wasn't gonna work.And an fyi, I was one of the few people that had not been drinking that night, yes I know some may find that hard to believe, but it's true.
Timing...it was the real issue my friend.Pick the nights she isn't scheduled for cancer surgery and you will accomplish more, look better, and maybe not have to esplain yourself so often.But anyway..this thread is about rich people now. Be gone
I use my cigar smoke as idiot repellent

View Postmrdannyg, on 22 April 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:

Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.

#731 nutzbuster

nutzbuster

    Point taken....

  • Members
  • 11,370 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Phoenix / Motor City

Posted 13 July 2009 - 10:00 PM

View Postchgocubs99, on Monday, July 13th, 2009, 9:42 PM, said:

So wait, you are saying it has sucked for several months?
personally I was getting very bored with many things, including FCP a while back.meh...there was always donuts :club:



F Cancer

#732 wsox8

wsox8

    trying to break even at LIFE

  • Members
  • 11,445 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Heights
  • Interests:cheese, apple juice, raisins

Posted 13 July 2009 - 10:05 PM

View Postnutzbuster, on Tuesday, July 14th, 2009, 1:00 AM, said:

personally I was getting very bored with many things, including FCP a while back.meh...there was always donuts :club:
I miss your Friday donut threads

#733 Gallo

Gallo

    I'm not JC

  • Members
  • 9,661 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Chicago
  • Favorite Poker Game:unlimited hold 'em

Posted 13 July 2009 - 10:18 PM

View PostBalloon guy, on Monday, July 13th, 2009, 11:53 PM, said:

Timing...it was the real issue my friend.Pick the nights she isn't scheduled for cancer surgery and you will accomplish more, look better, and maybe not have to esplain yourself so often.But anyway..this thread is about rich people now. Be gone
This is assuming I knew about it, which I didn't.
QUOTE (no not baxter @ Monday, February 9th, 2009, 11:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
ya srsly why not just make a 2 hour dinner break so ppl can go to outback and get a fkn bloomin onion


For rakeback at:
FTP, BoDog, UB, Absolute, Cake

2008 Neg-O TOC NL Champion

#734 Balloon guy

Balloon guy

    Respect my Raises!!!!!!

  • Members
  • 22,970 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:So Cal
  • Interests:Cigars, Flying, Golf, Bible
  • Favorite Poker Game:Golf

Posted 13 July 2009 - 10:27 PM

View PostGallo, on Monday, July 13th, 2009, 11:18 PM, said:

This is assuming I knew about it, which I didn't.
Please read every thread from now on before you post then.But as the Featured member for March of 2008, Charter member, and official republican shill...I hereby grant you full forgivness.Go forth with your new freedom and find peace in your soul.
I use my cigar smoke as idiot repellent

View Postmrdannyg, on 22 April 2013 - 09:26 AM, said:

Every single person (except Bob) has posted things in this thread that would qualify as a hate crime in any other first-world country in the world.

#735 babylondonks

babylondonks

    I have had a perfectly wonderful evening

  • Members
  • 4,101 posts
  • Location:but this wasn't it.

Posted 13 July 2009 - 11:47 PM

View PostScriptpro727, on Tuesday, July 14th, 2009, 12:22 PM, said:

I'm too tired to look for it but I called you out about a year ago. Something about me being a noob& you being a tool. You even used my statement as your sig for a while. Not that you care I'm surebut not much has changed imo.
Very mature to hold something that close to your heart for a year

View Postantistuff, on Tuesday, July 14th, 2009, 1:17 PM, said:

if i give you $1 will you go away for another year?
I'll throw in $1 too

View PostScriptpro727, on Tuesday, July 14th, 2009, 1:59 PM, said:

Let's put it perspective Gallo. Since 2005 you have averaged 6 posts a day, every day. I'm all for loyalty & participationbut maybe you're a little too invested. I have a few years on you but I'll bet without a shadow of a doubt that my accomplishments far outweight yours. I've got more than 1 major college degree & own a very succesful business as amedical professional. Yea you're a better, more prolific poster, probably better at teh pokers, but as the rest of the world viewsyou, you are as they say.......lacking.Good night sir

View PostScriptpro727, on Tuesday, July 14th, 2009, 2:30 PM, said:

I've figured out how you guys have reached so many posts. you just keep on & on adding meaningless drivel tomeaningless threads. Wow.....what have I been missing all this time. Just when I've figured it all out I'm probably gonna get banned or at least majorly flamed. Have at it guys. Hurtme like you did Rose. BE A MAN!!!!!

View PostScriptpro727, on Tuesday, July 14th, 2009, 3:41 PM, said:

Never before today have I ever discussed the disparity of the mobneys. Totally not my nstyle. Gallo & some others reached a levelof douceness that I was unalble to ignore. I've had way too much to drink tonight to get too deep in this, but I think. a lot of guys (big posters} have knocked thenselves down a few knotches. FWiw. I'm a straight shooter. Take it or leave it. there are a lot of you guys that bring out the worst in people with provocation. Good work. keep it up. you're only helping your cause

View PostScriptpro727, on Tuesday, July 14th, 2009, 3:55 PM, said:

no doubt you remember the "12" days well. You've hardly past them. I've yet to see evidence ofaduylthood. Gees Chgocubs......bring something. Damn this is lame. Who the f*** are you?I expected a lot more
How the fuck do you get a degree and become so rich and baller with such a horrible grasp of the English language?

View PostHighwayStar, on Tuesday, July 14th, 2009, 3:15 PM, said:

How can he be a doctor aged 15?
You took the words right out of my mouth (it must have been when you were kissing me).Over/under 15 years old a decent line?

#736 antistuff

antistuff

    monotonously monotonous

  • Members
  • 5,466 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:new york city

Posted 14 July 2009 - 12:51 AM

View Postbabylondonks, on Tuesday, July 14th, 2009, 3:47 AM, said:

Over/under 15 years old a decent line?
i need some good odds to take the over on that one.
QUOTE ( Barry Greenstein)
Successful gamblers are compulsive winners.

#737 whatgreatis

whatgreatis

    Entropaneur

  • Members
  • 3,065 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Moneyapolis, Murdasota
  • Interests:strategy games
  • Favorite Poker Game:Not just another arrogent asshole pothead.

Posted 14 July 2009 - 03:00 AM

Me wah be rich.Teach me Balloon Guy.
degenerate strategist





QUOTE (tskillz187 @ Sunday, June 21st, 2009, 7:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Whatgreatis is the lone reason I became a small winner at small stakes to a bigger winner at mid stakes.

#738 Scriptpro727

Scriptpro727

    Poker Forum Nut

  • Members
  • 487 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Belton, SC
  • Favorite Poker Game:NLHE

Posted 14 July 2009 - 03:22 AM

Wow, I am a prick. I crossed the line last night as bad as Gallo did. Sincere apologies.
"You know what's wrong with beating the Chinese?....An hour later you want to beat them again." --- Skip Carey giving basketball scores from the Pan American games during a Braves telecast.

#739 MaxStPolish

MaxStPolish

    Lenny = White Carl = black

  • Members
  • 2,982 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Chicagoland
  • Favorite Poker Game:PLO

Posted 14 July 2009 - 05:19 AM

Another 100 posts of :club: Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

#740 donk4life

donk4life

    Poker Forum Veteran

  • Members
  • 9,161 posts
  • Gender:Male

Posted 14 July 2009 - 05:25 AM

Rdog needs to make a dramatic return and this thread will be complete.

View Postakashenk, on 02 August 2012 - 06:44 AM, said:

I don't mind folding out hands we beat.




0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users