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I think he really really relates to Home Alone just for the title.

So, instead of doing actual work i need to do I decided to go through and tabulate all the punishments handed down by Essay. Not counted: prelim warnings (1 each) for BigD and Rod. Also, Essay was "

I'm assuming my jokes are valued at .77 of a man's.

I'll spare you a warning because I assume you love The Fugitive as much as I do.

 

Of course. It's definitely in my top 50 of all time.

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Signs was bad. What Women Want should be on the list. Beyond Thunderdome too.

 

Signs wasn't bad. What are you talking about? Signs is great.

 

Also, get out of here with your anti-Braveheart hate-speech Big D.

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I pretty much checked out on signs when I realized he didn't own a gun. I've never met a farmer in my life that didn't have at least a .410 shotgun around. Don't even get me started on the water thing.

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Oh, and including Mad Max but not The Road Warrior is just...

 

 

I'll admit I maybe overvalue TRW as I saw it when I was pretty young and it was the first rated R movie my old man took me to see in a theater. But aside from my personal recollections I think a lot of the violence porn genre as well as modern action movies owe a lot to TRW for proving just how bankable explicit violence could be as well as EVERY other post-apocalyptic flick being influenced in some way by the film. It launched Mel's career in the U.S. and is essentially the only reason Mad Max eventually had any success here.

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Essay's Top Ten George Clooney Movies

 

1. Good Night, and Good Luck

2. Michael Clayton

3. O' Brother, Where Art Thou?

4. Oceans 11

5. Up in the Air

6. Oceans 12

7. Syriana

8. From Dusk Till Dawn

9. Oceans 13

10. Solaris

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O12 shouldn't be on anybody's top ten movies list even if they've only made 6 movies in their entire life.

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I pretty much checked out on signs when I realized he didn't own a gun. I've never met a farmer in my life that didn't have at least a .410 shotgun around. Don't even get me started on the water thing.

Sorry to do that to you, Brvy. I just wanted an excuse to deliver that Quebec maple orchard line.

 

Signs was legit awful.

 

The water plot device was awful. The movie is well made and fun.

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Essay's Top Ten George Clooney Movies

 

1. Good Night, and Good Luck

2. Michael Clayton

3. O' Brother, Where Art Thou?

4. Oceans 11

5. Up in the Air

6. Oceans 12

7. Syriana

8. From Dusk Till Dawn

9. Oceans 13

10. Solaris

 

My goodness this list is back to Classic Suited.

 

How do you not have Three Kings, The Descendents, Burn After Reading, Fantastic Mr. Fox, or even The American or a smaller role like Gravity?

 

However, all that being said, for you to not have Out of Sight is almost unforgivable.

 

 

Almost.... because I did forgive you. Not only are we best friends, but you put Michael Clayton in your top 2, which is correct.

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Three Kings is the best George Clooney movie, the best Ice Cube movie, the best Mark Wahlberg Movie, AND the best David O. Russell Movie.

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I don't remember asking you a god damn thing.

 

I would go with Mr Wolf for that movie. For those that celebrate prematurely.

 

"Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet."

 

 

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Three Kings is the best George Clooney movie, the best Ice Cube movie, the best Mark Wahlberg Movie, AND the best David O. Russell Movie.

 

that's a warning for disrespecting good night and good luck, next friday, boogie nights, and silver linings playbook.

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Essay's Top Ten Harrison Ford Movies

 

1. The Fugitive

2. Indiana Jones and Last Crusade

3. The Empire Strikes Back

4. Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark

5. Blade Runner

6. A New Hope

7. Air Force One

8. Return of the Jedi

9. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

10. Patriot Games

 

Excellent list. I was going to say that this list lacked Witness and Presumed Innocence but then I realized that this should be a top 20 list instead. All of the first 6 would make my top 100 movies of all time with 1, 3, 4 and 5 making my top 25. So YEAH. Good list

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that's a warning for disrespecting good night and good luck, next friday, boogie nights, and silver linings playbook.

 

....... NEXT Friday???

 

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that's a warning for disrespecting good night and good luck, next friday, boogie nights, and silver linings playbook.

 

I'm glad you edited the order of this list. It was confusing.

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Im only guessing you haven't seen Out of Sight. That can be the only explanation

 

i haven't seen it, that's correct.

 

....... NEXT Friday???

 

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next friday is hilarious.

 

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I'm glad you edited the order of this list. It was confusing.

 

yeah i may have had a stroke during the first draft.

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