the "official" joke thread.

[bigkg 0]

Ok, guys this is THE Official joke thread.Be advised that some jokes here might be a little offensive, and please remember these are just that, jokes.I would also appreciate it if the joke poster put some kind of disclaimer if he/she thinks it might be offensive.

[beans-n-icewater 18]

Since beans-n-icewater's got deleted. I'm making one.2 possible reasons for deleting, 1 they didnt read what was in it, or they didn't like the crude humor.So keep it reasonably clean.I'm not funny so other people make jokes.

No bad jokes were in it... but then again...only TWO was posted before it got the axelol...

[econ_tim 0]

i give upgood night

[bigkg 0]

Since beans-n-icewater's got deleted. I'm making one.2 possible reasons for deleting, 1 they didnt read what was in it, or they didn't like the crude humor.So keep it reasonably clean.I'm not funny so other people make jokes.

No bad jokes were in it... but then again...only TWO was posted before it got the axelol...

Well there was the one about the guy with no arms and no legs...

[Whiskey16 1]

These first two jokes were funny. Keep up the good work.

[beans-n-icewater 18]

These first two jokes were funny. Keep up the good work.

The other thread actually had jokes in it but was deleted in about 2.87 seconds...

[bigkg 0]

This is way old, but I love it.What do the White Sox and Bobby Brown have in common?They both got beat by Houston!!!Get's me laughing everytime.

[DrawingDeadInDM 0]

To continue it..What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?Bob

[Whiskey16 1]

To continue it..What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?Bob

I'd have called him bait.But a woman with one leg against a wall?Eileen?And her Asian twin?Irene.

[bigkg 0]

To continue it..What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?Bob

I'd have called him bait.But a woman with one leg against a wall?Eileen?And her Asian twin?Irene.

Lol, I love it.

[DrawingDeadInDM 0]

To continue it..What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?Bob

I'd have called him bait.But a woman with one leg against a wall?Eileen?And her Asian twin?Irene.

Haha, Scottyno will love that.What about a man with no arms and no legs laying infront of a door?Matt.

[KowboyKoop 0]

A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it.Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some as*hole's got my pen."

[bigkg 0]

A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it.Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some as*hole's got my pen."

I only laughed at the lack of humor!!!!ZING!!!!!Just messing, I have been in a state of euphoria all night.

[Whiskey16 1]

Blonde time"What do you call......Two blondes in a freezer?Frosted Flakes.Dead blonde in a closet?1983 Hide and Go Seek Champion.

[KowboyKoop 0]

A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it.Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said, "Well that's great, just great... some as*hole's got my pen."

I only laughed at the lack of humor!!!!ZING!!!!!Just messing, I have been in a state of euphoria all night.

It was a 'cut' and 'paste' job.....not that funny of a joke..just wanted to post.

[cuddlemonkey 0]

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire trading stories.The cowboy from Oklahoma says. "Why, I must be the toughest cowboy ever. Just the other day, I was riding along when a rattlesnake sppoked my horse. The horse threw me off and the snake bit me, so I killed the snake with my bare hands and sucked the poison out of my wound before I had to walk home 10 miles."The cowboy from Wyoming says, "Hell, I can beat that. Last week, a bull got loose in the corral and gored three of my buddies before I wrestled him to the ground by myself."The cowboy from Texas just smiles to himself and continues to stoke the fire with his penis.

[PAYforUSC 0]

what's the blondes favorite nursery rhyme?humpme dumpme

[bigkg 0]

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire trading stories.The cowboy from Oklahoma says. "Why, I must be the toughest cowboy ever. Just the other day, I was riding along when a rattlesnake sppoked my horse. The horse threw me off and the snake bit me, so I killed the snake with my bare hands and sucked the poison out of my wound before I had to walk home 10 miles."The cowboy from Wyoming says, "Hell, I can beat that. Last week, a bull got loose in the corral and gored three of my buddies before I wrestled him to the ground by myself."The cowboy from Texas just smiles to himself and continues to stoke the fire with his penis.

Brokeback Mountain?

[cuddlemonkey 0]

Cowboy penis seems to be popular these days.Let's try this one.An old man is sitting on his porch, whittling a piece of wood. He sees the neightbor kid walking down the street with a roll of duct tape in his hand."Hey son, where are you headed with that duct tape?""Why, I'm going to catch some ducks with it, sir.""Now you know that you can't catch ducks with no duct tape," the old man responds."You'll see."Later that afternoon, the boy walks past the old man with a half dozen ducks taped up and slung over his shoulder. The old man just shakes his head and smiles.The next day, whittling the same piece of wood, the old man sees the same boy walking down the street with a bail of chick wire over his shoulder."What are you doing with all that chicken wire, asks the old man."I'm going to catch some chickens," replies the boy."You can't catch a chicken with chicken wire, son" the old man says."Just wait and see," says the boy.Sure enough, that afternoon, the boy walks back down the street with 8 plump chickens wrapped up in the chicken wire."Well I'll be damned," says the old man.The next morning, the old man sees the same boy walking down the street again, this time holding something that looks like a weed."What have got there son," he asks."It's a pussywillow, sir," says the boy.The old man sets down his whittling and says "Hold on, let me go get my hat."

[bigkg 0]

Cowboy penis seems to be popular these days.Let's try this one.An old man is sitting on his porch, whittling a piece of wood. He sees the neightbor kid walking down the street with a roll of duct tape in his hand."Hey son, where are you headed with that duct tape?""Why, I'm going to catch some ducks with it, sir.""Now you know that you can't catch ducks with no duct tape," the old man responds."You'll see."Later that afternoon, the boy walks past the old man with a half dozen ducks taped up and slung over his shoulder. The old man just shakes his head and smiles.The next day, whittling the same piece of wood, the old man sees the same boy walking down the street with a bail of chick wire over his shoulder."What are you doing with all that chicken wire, asks the old man."I'm going to catch some chickens," replies the boy."You can't catch a chicken with chicken wire, son" the old man says."Just wait and see," says the boy.Sure enough, that afternoon, the boy walks back down the street with 8 plump chickens wrapped up in the chicken wire."Well I'll be damned," says the old man.The next morning, the old man sees the same boy walking down the street again, this time holding something that looks like a weed."What have got there son," he asks."It's a censored, sir," says the boy.The old man sets down his whittling and says "Hold on, let me go get my hat."

4/10

[cuddlemonkey 0]

4/10I'm always the only one that finds it funny. Pain in the ass to type up, too.

[bigkg 0]

4/10

I'm always the only one that finds it funny. Pain in the ass to type up' date=' too.[/quote']9/10 for effort.

[bigkg 0]

A drawing of myself.Haha.

[RonBurgundy 0]

To continue it..What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?Bob

fucked works too.

[bigkg 0]

I wish I was funny.