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#254681 Napa Lite

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 05:52 AM

Maybe if she gets drunk enough as my wedding date she'll let me post a pic of us.

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 08:15 AM

Wow, that sentence didn't finish nearly as well as it could have.


Did brvy die or something? I mean, usually people only gush about how nice and wonderful someone is after someone dies in a tragic accident. Or gets killed by the police.

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 23 October 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Go to hell, brvy.

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 22 May 2014 - 09:20 PM, said:

I am not comfortable with vaginas and lunch meats being in the same metaphor. Anything besides saying or implying that is an improvement.



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Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.


#254683 Napa Lite

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 08:51 AM

Frau and I are nothing but platonic besties and I won't have you all ruining that by suggesting ulterior motives on my part.

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 08:57 AM

There is literally no other way to speak of brvy. He is the nicest person you'll ever meet, until you meet his wife, who is somehow, even more empathetic than he is. When we had lunch a few weeks ago he let me just ramble about my job and somehow showed genuine interest.

#254685 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 08:57 AM

Nap, if she actually did say she was in, would you freak out not be able to actually meet up. You always say you're socially awkward, do you think you could handle meeting someone from the board, never mind a "woman" from the board? Brvy doesn't count
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#254686 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 08:59 AM

To be clear, I'm relatively normal and makes me anxious as hell
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Posted 23 October 2015 - 09:06 AM

It would be awkward for maybe five minutes until we got the pleasantries out of the way and ordered drinks. I can be incredibly social when I'm not trying to get into the other persons pants and if they also are interested in socializing. I'm a great #2. If I'm having to lead the convo I'm going to get worn out really quick and just Irish goodbye but if I'm the #2 feeding off of the #1 it's smooth sailing.

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 09:06 AM

Y'all getting roped in by the pathologically nice fascade of the Iowan. I am not fooled, brvy, I know you're really a stone cold son of a bitch.

Two Iowans getting together, doing the faux nice dance, it makes me shudder. I bet You two fought for 10 minutes over who would let the other buy lunch
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#254689 Napa Lite

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 09:10 AM

Wasn't even a discussion because we ordered separately at the counter in order to make sure we didn't lose our booth. And brvy is nice. I'm actually a terrible person.

#254690 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 09:27 AM

View PostNapa Lite, on 23 October 2015 - 09:10 AM, said:

And brvy is nice. I'm actually a terrible person.

That's pretty true


Which part do I mean, that's the question
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Posted 23 October 2015 - 09:28 AM

brvy is very gritty, people forget that.
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Posted 23 October 2015 - 10:03 AM

So the strongest hurricane in recorded human history is about to impact our continent and the news is talking about Lamar Odom.
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Posted 23 October 2015 - 10:15 AM

Don't worry, there will be plenty of disaster porn once it hits.
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Posted 23 October 2015 - 10:50 AM

They just had a Mexican woman on who said that she was staying put.
The newscaster asked her what her plans were.
She and her kids will be staying at a house with a friend.
Newscaster said that this is a major storm and that hurricane chasers aren't even going in there since its so potentially dangerous.
She says that she has lived there her entire life and doesn't want to give in to fear.
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Posted 23 October 2015 - 11:03 AM

View PostScroom, on 23 October 2015 - 10:50 AM, said:

They just had a Mexican woman on who said that she was staying put.
The newscaster asked her what her plans were.
She and her kids will be staying at a house with a friend.
Newscaster said that this is a major storm and that hurricane chasers aren't even going in there since its so potentially dangerous.
She says that she has lived there her entire life and doesn't want to give in to fear.

Clearly cut from the same cloth as many Mexican fighters.
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#254696 Tiltinagain

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 11:07 AM

Death is not kind to the stubborn.


View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 23 October 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Go to hell, brvy.

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 22 May 2014 - 09:20 PM, said:

I am not comfortable with vaginas and lunch meats being in the same metaphor. Anything besides saying or implying that is an improvement.



speedz99 said:

Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.


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Posted 23 October 2015 - 01:34 PM

I didn't die and actually had a really nice day today. Thanks for kind words Naps and others.

Scram I will totally take you up on anything free. Thanks for thinking about me. I absolutely understand my online relationship with you. Keep the funny stuff coming. I physically grimaced when you made your avatar joke, but it still made me laugh. There is nothing better than the dual emotion joke.


My bucket list has nothing to do with traveling. I've already been to all the places I want to visit (save possibly a trip to Australia). My entire bucket list is:

Meet and hang out with Scram at least twice.
Meet BigD
Meet Strat.
Meet and hang out with Frau for a couple days.
Hang out with my FL boys again.
Meet Speedz.
Hang out with Shake.
Have an evenin out with Napa and Suited.
Meet JJJ/RodReynolds/CindyLou.
Heck, I might even want to hang with the CA boys someday.


Also: **** Ron Mexico.

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 04:22 PM

View PostBigDMcGee, on 23 October 2015 - 09:06 AM, said:

Y'all getting roped in by the pathologically nice fascade of the Iowan. I am not fooled, brvy, I know you're really a stone cold son of a bitch.

Two Iowans getting together, doing the faux nice dance, it makes me shudder. I bet You two fought for 10 minutes over who would let the other buy lunch

Iowans are not a kind people.
They're basically Germans, only without the three generations of forced faggotry as penance for Nazism.
When you visit Iowa, you're visiting with the very same people who gave rise to Hitler.
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Posted 23 October 2015 - 04:24 PM

Go to hell, brvy.
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#254700 Tiltinagain

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Posted 23 October 2015 - 04:35 PM

Not a good day to be in Mexico. Luckily for most Mexicans. The storm is not expected to reach CA.

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 23 October 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Go to hell, brvy.

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 22 May 2014 - 09:20 PM, said:

I am not comfortable with vaginas and lunch meats being in the same metaphor. Anything besides saying or implying that is an improvement.



speedz99 said:

Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.





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