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The great thing about that truck Ocho, you can park where ever the hell you want.

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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Beans is way over six. Beans is probably leaving anywhere from 200k to a million on the table because of his shenanigans.

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I wasn't joking about "Amen". I've never heard of it. We didn't watch much TV when I was growing up.

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I've actually been working for about 2 months. It just happens to be a shitty, lower paying job.

 

 

Good luck though. Still got some coked up vag at home though, that's a win

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hmm, bizzle and grinder probably had a few six figure years. mk probably did when he was trading. quacktastic probably makes that. jjj's job that caused him to stop posting here was probably north of six figures as well. oh, and speedz, as soon as he got his vet degree or whatever it is.

 

notice how all the successful people left us?

 

I wish all those people still posted here. Disagreed with a few but they were all solid posters. What did JJJ do? He was very funny.

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Pretty sure they all joined an excel spreadsheet enthusiasts forum.

 

 

Job is the job. It's getting me out of the house and paying my bills. It's definitely not contributing to my vacation or retirement funds.

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Job offered and accepted today. Going to give notice tomorrow. I'm going to offer to stay until the end of the month, just over 3 weeks, which is exceedingly fair I think. Then will start the new job November 1st. Pretty excited to get out of this industry and not have to deal with 20 yo barely literate employees all day.

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Pretty sure they all joined an excel spreadsheets enthusiasts forum.

 

 

Job is the job. It's getting me out of the house and paying my bills. It's definitely not contributing to my vacation or retirement funds.

 

That's good news. Doesn't sound like it's your dream job or anything but as long as it pays the bills and helps put dinner on the table it'll do for now.

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I guess I didn't realize you were getting out of the shyloc predatory le short term loan business. what new racket are you going into? ARMs? Junk Bonds?

 

good on ya for getting the sweet gig and back to an location you like better.

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I will be a pimp specializing in teenage black girls.

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Job offered and accepted today. Going to give notice tomorrow. I'm going to offer to stay until the end of the month, just over 3 weeks, which is exceedingly fair I think. Then will start the new job November 1st. Pretty excited to get out of this industry and not have to deal with 20 yo barely literate employees all day.

 

Congrats. If you won't tell us what the new industry is (now that you've accepted the job, anyways), and you weren't afraid to tell us about the loansharking previously, just how bad must this new job be?

 

Heroin dealer?

Street pimp (district level, of course)?

Democrat Party Fundraiser?

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I will be a pimp specializing in teenage black girls.

 

i think, by definition, you really only need "pimp" there. the rest is pretty much implied.

 

let me know if you need any consulting work done or want to outsource performance reviews. ask around, the ethnic girls dig me.

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I will be working as a Territory Manager for a company that offers a rental/rent to own option to portable building retailers and manufacturers. Company provided car, phone and ipad (ugh), company credit card etc... So, while I'll be on the road some, I will have no expenses on the road as they pay for all gas, food, hotel etc... Should be able to beef up the retirement plan I don't have pretty quickly I hope.

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everything coming up tilty. don't forget us when you're cashing those BIG ASS CHECKS

 

Never. You're my boy, SA.

 

Congrats, abound. What are you going to do if your company comes back with a similar offer?

he would flop the **** on the table and tell them to kiss it goodbye, cause daddy's done.

 

Right. And, that ain't happening. They aren't going to pay me regional manager money to be a district manager.

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