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#197901 iZuma

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 10:11 AM

"hey that's all right, I like it when you get hot and sweaty..." as you grab her and start doing stuff. now go get a time machine and do that.

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 10:34 AM

If a girl is grossed out by her own sweat, what is she going to think of a sweaty SA climbing all over her?Didn't think about that one, did you?

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Drinking alone makes being alone more awesome.

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 10:36 AM

View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 10:06 AM, said:

she said she felt gross because she was all sweaty
Tough break getting that hotel room without a working shower.

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 10:36 AM

yeah i could have done more. i just didn't feel like it was going to be well received. next time i just need to turn the brain off and go straight gorilla style.
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Posted 20 August 2012 - 10:58 AM

i mean i could write out a long, detailed report of what made me feel like it wasn't a good time and i shouldn't try. but i would have to exaggerate for effect (affect?), because otherwise it won't come off correct. all that needs to be said is i suck at life, but I'm fairly certain she wants to see me again. i like her, so i will. i need to step it up and i'm confident that someday i will. how that will be received is anyone's guess. but lets just hope it goes well.
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Posted 20 August 2012 - 10:59 AM

My friend just convinced me to to put in for a financial analyst training program at Wells Fargo. It's like 3.5 months of straight training in San Francisco and then they place you somewhere and pay is in the $60's. It's a very long shot, but her dad is kindofa higher up at Wells and is gonna do as much as he can for me.

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 11:00 AM

jesus christ

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 11:05 AM

Don't worry, Shake. I won't even get a phone interview. Promise.And I will make no apologies for my networking.

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 11:05 AM

View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 10:36 AM, said:

yeah i could have done more. i just didn't feel like it was going to be well received. next time i just need to turn the brain off and go straight gorilla style.
Good idea. A nice bonus is that you don't need to wear protection!
there were no special effects, no special effects.

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 11:06 AM

View PostDJ Vu, on 20 August 2012 - 10:36 AM, said:

Tough break getting that hotel room without a working shower.
Heh, exactly what I was thinking.Yeah well, maybe she's one of those girls that will really appreciate your being a "gentleman" and not trying to take advantage of her when you clearly had the opportunity to do so. (speaking of which, what was her sleeping attire?) Anyway, and she'll fall so deeply in love with you for not "being like all the other guys" that at some point she'll throw you to the ground and do you like a porn star.Or you'll continue to be strung along in a long, sexless relationship with the hope of someday seeing a boob or something.One or the other.

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 23 October 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Go to hell, brvy.

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 22 May 2014 - 09:20 PM, said:

I am not comfortable with vaginas and lunch meats being in the same metaphor. Anything besides saying or implying that is an improvement.



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Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.


#197911 JubilantLankyLad

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 11:06 AM

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:00 AM, said:

jesus christ
I know, right? They won't even commit to where they will place him!
there were no special effects, no special effects.

#197912 SuitedAces21

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM

View PostNapa Lite, on 20 August 2012 - 11:05 AM, said:

Don't worry, Shake. I won't even get a phone interview. Promise.And I will make no apologies for my networking.
it would be pretty boss hog to get at that. do work son.i see i quoted the wrong post. goddamn new ip board.tilt you suck.
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Posted 20 August 2012 - 11:17 AM

Some dude has been running wires in the ceiling and his ladder has been blocking my cube row which is also the closest route to the bathroom and I might pee my pants. I could just go the other way out the aisle and then double back through someone else's row, but then theyd see me and I can't have that. Peeing my pants is preferable to that.

#197914 iZuma

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 11:44 AM

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 11:32 AM, said:

napa I was jesus christing suited, you guys just slipped in before me.
That's what Suited said!
there were no special effects, no special effects.

#197916 SuitedAces21

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 11:51 AM

sorry shake, we don't all have married women throwing their vag's at us.edit: i mean we aren't all sexual mavens like you. jesus christ yourself.
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#197917 iZuma

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 11:56 AM

well you could! or not I don't know.I'm thinking there wasn't enough alcohol involved. likely culprit.

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 12:04 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 August 2012 - 11:14 AM, said:

tilt you suck.
Yeah well, at least I get laid regularly.

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 23 October 2015 - 04:24 PM, said:

Go to hell, brvy.

View Postfrautotenkinder, on 22 May 2014 - 09:20 PM, said:

I am not comfortable with vaginas and lunch meats being in the same metaphor. Anything besides saying or implying that is an improvement.



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Fine...when god dies, I'll be ok with people being upset on facebook.


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Posted 20 August 2012 - 12:09 PM

View PostNapa Lite, on 20 August 2012 - 10:59 AM, said:

My friend just convinced me to to put in for a financial analyst training program at Wells Fargo. It's like 3.5 months of straight training in San Francisco and then they place you somewhere and pay is in the $60's. It's a very long shot, but her dad is kindofa higher up at Wells and is gonna do as much as he can for me.
Hey guys, see what happens when I review your resume.

View PostiZuma, on 20 August 2012 - 10:11 AM, said:

"hey that's all right, I like it when you get hot and sweaty..." as you grab her and start doing stuff.now go get a time machine and do that.
Alternatively: "your mouth isn't sweaty."

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 12:18 PM

oh my that is good




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