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#206921 iZuma

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:42 AM

on the bright side I just discovered the cure for penis scurvy

#206922 JubilantLankyLad

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 10:45 AM

View PostiZuma, on 30 January 2013 - 10:42 AM, said:

on the bright side I just discovered the cure for penis scurvy

Switch hands occasionally?

Oh, no, sorry, I misread.
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#206923 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:04 AM

That was pretty much a perfect joke
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 11:13 AM

yeah, I don't even know how you could come up with something like that, absent personal experience.
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#206925 InternetExplorer

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:35 PM

um, also echo whoever expressed surprise at the other super thread dying. I figured those people had far less going on in their lives than we do. for various reasons.
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#206926 JubilantLankyLad

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:40 PM

View PostInternetExplorer, on 30 January 2013 - 12:35 PM, said:

um, also echo whoever expressed surprise at the other super thread dying. I figured those people had far less going on in their lives than we do. for various reasons.
Good thing the thread is pinned!
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#206927 JubilantLankyLad

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:42 PM

Wow, it would still be on the front page even if it wasnt pinned. What a beehive this place is...
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:46 PM

View PostJubilantLankyLad, on 30 January 2013 - 12:42 PM, said:

Wow, it would still be on the front page even if it wasnt pinned. What a beehive this place is...

This thread and the gif thread are the only ones that get any action. And the gif thread is almost entirely me and essay posting stuff.

Looking at the army thread, apparently they have some sort of Facebook group where they...um, do whatever it is they do. Organize orgies I assume.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:56 PM

Pretty sure this is all speedz' fault somehow. Remember that guy?

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:58 PM

The bastard.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 01:09 PM

yeah that guy is horrible man I hate speedz


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Posted 30 January 2013 - 01:37 PM

Intestinal update: distress. Ate something that is not sitting well.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 02:33 PM

I guess no one cares.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 02:56 PM

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#206935 Ron_Mexico

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 03:34 PM

View PostKyrie Eleison, on 30 January 2013 - 12:56 PM, said:

Pretty sure this is all speedz' fault somehow. Remember that guy?

View PostWhiskers, on 30 January 2013 - 12:58 PM, said:

The bastard.

View PostiZuma, on 30 January 2013 - 01:09 PM, said:

yeah that guy is horrible man I hate speedz


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Jews. First they take down the economy, now this thread. What next, China?
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 03:44 PM

We can only hope Ron. We can only hope.

View PostTheraflu, on 24 October 2014 - 05:05 PM, said:

Drinking alone makes being alone more awesome.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 04:56 PM

So it looks like I'll be paying about $2500 in taxes this year, so that's pretty sweet.
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#206938 JubilantLankyLad

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 05:00 PM

View PostTheraflu, on 30 January 2013 - 04:56 PM, said:

So it looks like I'll be paying about $2500 in taxes this year, so that's pretty sweet.
start selling advertising on your beer blog, then you can write off your beer purchases.

don't worry, i'm a tax professional. you can totally trust my advice.
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#206939 Theraflu

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 05:01 PM

I like where your heads at.
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Posted 30 January 2013 - 05:12 PM

like, you owe and extra $2,500 in taxes? jesus I hope that's not what you mean because that means I'll probably owe even more. if so... then fuck.

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