It's Friday Night And I'm Bored

[FCP Bob 1,312]

It's Friday Night and I'm Bored.Post something interesting in the thread and I'll randomly give away $5 on Saturday morning on Poker Stars to one poster in the thread. If I don't find your post interesting you won't win the money but don't worry, my standards for interesting are pretty low.I'll go first.If you have fpps at Stars and don't know what to use them on go to Sit & Go - Satellite - FPP and play some of the 280 FPP 6-Player Hyper Turbos Sats for the $11 Sunday $1/4 Million. They take about 5 minutes to play and if you qualify just unregister and take the tourney dollars.

[tbrick412 0]

It's Friday Night and I'm Bored.Post something interesting in the thread and I'll randomly give away $5 on Saturday morning on Poker Stars to one poster in the thread. If I don't find your post interesting you won't win the money but don't worry, my standards for interesting are pretty low.I'll go first.If you have fpps at Stars and don't know what to use them on go to Sit & Go - Satellite - FPP and play some of the 280 FPP 6-Player Hyper Turbos Sats for the $11 Sunday $1/4 Million. They take about 5 minutes to play and if you qualify just unregister and take the tourney dollars.

i love those 280 fpp satties, its actually a fairly good form of rakeback on stars.

[MaxStPolish 4]

Im watching eddie murphy in the golden child while drinking crown/coke. And you think YOUR night is boring :)I'll add something. Uuuuuuuum, just finished 75th of 283 in the 5k gtd PLO tourney on tilt. Disappointing.But in entertainment.....http://starwars.jibjab.com/view/5BbFwFKSb1...mpid=sw_fb_self

[HighwayStar 8]

The airspeed velocity of an unladen European swallow is is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.

[coug2828 8]

The airspeed velocity of an unladen European swallow is is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.

what about a ladened European swallow?

[FCP Bob 1,312]

The Toronto Argos beat the B.C. Lions 24-20 tonight in a Canadian Football League game. That's not very interesting but what is interesting is that both teams are owned by the same man, David Braley.

[grocery_mony 8]

The Toronto Argos beat the B.C. Lions 24-20 tonight in a Canadian Football League game. That's not very interesting but what is interesting is that both teams are owned by the same man, David Braley.

Just when the CFL starts to get respectable Mickey Mouse bush league stuff like 1 guy owning 1/4 of the league goes and ruins it. What a joke.

[aucu 3]

I'm on the verge of an FT in maybe the 3rd tournament I've played this year.

[RakeMyBlind 0]

In Oklahoma, dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate on private property in groups of three or more.

[RakeMyBlind 0]

I'm on the verge of an FT in maybe the 3rd tournament I've played this year.

GL, what site and whats your sn?EDIT: nevermind, saw your sig

[HighwayStar 8]

If your cat scratches up valuable furniture, tape balloons to it. The cat will never scratch there again.

[MaxStPolish 4]

I'm on the verge of an FT in maybe the 3rd tournament I've played this year.

I actually was gonna play at a .5/1 8-game table you were playing earlier. but it was full

[aucu 3]

I actually was gonna play at a .5/1 8-game table you were playing earlier. but it was full

They know a fish when they see one.

[aucu 3]

Yay FT 8/9 first place $1KMexico only tourney on stars.

[aucu 3]

Out in 7th AJ<AK

[JSpencer 0]

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[Gallo 1]

Im watching eddie murphy in the golden child while drinking crown/coke. And you think YOUR night is boring :)I'll add something. Uuuuuuuum, just finished 75th of 283 in the 5k gtd PLO tourney on tilt. Disappointing.But in entertainment.....http://starwars.jibjab.com/view/5BbFwFKSb1...mpid=sw_fb_self

Awesome movie.Fact: I am sober

[grocery_mony 8]

Watching the movie "Go" on a movie channel right now and Katie Holmes just said "Gay men are so hot". Couldnt help but laugh concidering.

[Lord_anarchy 0]

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

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[kobe2odom8 14]

jspencer> chuck norris ainec

[Biff Goods 0]

I dressed up as a giant female cow today and went to an arcade and played Dance Dance Revolution.

[babylondonks 5]

The Toronto Argos beat the B.C. Lions 24-20 tonight in a Canadian Football League game. That's not very interesting but what is interesting is that both teams are owned by the same man, David Braley.

I'd rather be a bomber than a ****ing argonaut

[Init2WINitHI 0]

NFL Preseason Starts on August 12.... too bad Al Davis is still alive thus preventing the Raiders from any hope of a winning season.

[wsox8 10]

this looks pretty interesting to me. WOWholy moly a big bubbleLOOK IT'S CHOCOLATE PIZZAany love, Bob?

[Lord_anarchy 0]

-edit, apparently spoiler tags don't work for this forum?