Diabolical 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Ok, enough with the religious views and the fighting back and forth.I want to know how many woman who play poker and are on this site.REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!! I have some questions about your poker games and what it's like being a woman in poker.But first, let's see how many of you are here. Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 The sauce gets first dibbs cause.............welll..............she's the sauce.......I know she''ll represent!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 Ok, it's early..............I just want to say that.......I LOVE WOMAN!!!!!They......They .............Welll ........GOD BLESS THEM.Please............Tell us who you are. Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 So i'm playing at the bike,................and i sit down at a 3-6 game and there's this chick who had a nice rack and is showin it off with a feathery type blouse and she has a face from heaven. I couldn't stop looking at her and it ruined my game. i got involved in a pot with her..........and I was honored to get her attention. She kicked my arrrrse and I left with an arrow stuck in my heart. She told me while I was there that she plays home games all the time and cleans it up all the time. DAMMMMMMMMMMM I was in love!!!!!!!I still remember how she was paying attention to the table and looking sooooo innocent. (pardon the spelling english teachers). But,.......she was no sucker(no pun intended). Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 was anyone looking at "the grinder's" chick and thinking about sex even though she was pregnant?I know I was Link to post Share on other sites
Don Giovanni 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 seek help Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 for what.....loving woman? Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Some times it's hard to be a womanGivin' all your love to just one manYou'll have sad times And he'll have good timesDoin' things that you don't understandBut if you love him you'll forgive himEven though he's hard to understandAnd if you love him be proud of himCuz after all he's just a man Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 when i was younger,...........my fiance pppssstt me off and went to vegas without her. I was a stupid Blackjack player at the time. And instead of looking for chicks,.......I played Blackjack at the strat all night and lost. I went up to my room and looked at the strip. I thought.............What am I Doing!!!!!!!!!!Here i am by myself.....it's 1am and i'm goin to go to bed?................I gathered my nerve(back then I wasn't much of a pick up artist) and put some nice clothes on and went to the opposite side of the strip.I went to the vallet at the excalibur and asks one of the dudes where the best place to pick up some chicks would be. He blew me off at first but I persisted. (I don't know why I was so focused to pick up this time) Then he told me to go inside and ask for some bar tender that was near the lounge. So I did, and the bartender told me that if I wanted to pick up, the best place was the lounge. I went to the lounge and scoped it out. I saw these two hot looking woman sitting together by themselves. (Again, I want to say that I was a pretty shy guy back then and if a girl gave me eye contact, I would most likely look away) So I got some eye contact, and for some reason, I kept looking at her and smiled. That's all it took. They both called me over and I started drinking with them and watching the band play. Because it was getting late, (lounge closes at 3am) We decided to go out and have a good time. We left the Excal. Through the front door and I had both these chicks on my arms. Then I hear........HEY!!!!! HEY YOU!!!!!!!................I turn around and it's the valet dude and he's laughin and sayin "Way to go bro"I didn't take them to the strat, but I did make out with one of them on the bridge between the trop and the Excal.That night taught me a valuable lesson. Confidence is what woman can smell and they like that. You can be a "just ok" looking shmo, but if you can show a woman that where your at is the place to be, she'll like that and, at least, give you a chance.Girls,..............tell me if i'm full of it or not Link to post Share on other sites
MarionSauce 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Yes, confidence is everything. *location hint*And go to sleep, you're drunk. Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 yes dear..........hahahaha..........you......you complete.............me!HhahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaI love when they know what your doin Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 Man woman are soooo smart. GOD BLESS THEM!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 LMFAOI can't get over The Sauce knowing what she knows................Your the best!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm going for a refill right now!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 Ok, fast foward to when I finally broke up with my fiance and was going to commerce everyday. And I mean everyday!!!! This is when I use to see DN and he was on his drinking binge with all his friends. He was probably a 30-60 player at the time, but i'm not sure. I do know that we both spotted each other from time to time and I almost went up to him to say whats up, but didn't.But, COMMERCE CASINO was my personal playground. And I really learned about woman during this time period of about 2 years. So Commerce use to have this little bar by the buffet. Every night they had live music and a dance floor and it was a really good place to meet new people. I had to establish myself, at first. I called out the oldies and they eventually left and I was king of that bar for a period of around 10 months. Here's how I was king;I always sat at the same stool. When people came in, they were always curious as to who I was. I had a black leather jacket on most of the time and when I was buzzin, I would float around and talk to everyone. Alot of people thought I was a host or something. I would always tell new people who I met "There's only one rule in here,....................You have to be happy!......Then I would buy them a drink and toast.........TO HAPPINESS!!!It was an ice-breaker that seemed to work for me.When it came time for the band.......around 9pm-1:30am my dance card was filled all the time. I would turn down alot of offers and that made them want me even more.I remember these two HOT puerto rican twins who use to sit on the other side of the bar. Every guy in there wanted to be with them. They would stand behind them and look pathetic in my eyes. I use to watch this from across the way but I would not be apart of there game. SHHHHHHIAT,.......This was my BAR!!!!!! I'm not going over there and looking stupid standing behind those chicks. But I did want to meet them. So i just ignored them and ......................that's how I met them. They tripped out that I was doing my own thing and they wanted to be apart of it. I remember when I wasn't talking to anyone this one night so I looked over at one of them and smiled............Meanwhile all kinds of dudes were over there drooling over them. The girl looked and saw I was paying attention to her and came over and grabbed my hand and we started dancing. All the dudes were ppppssstt.My point is..............CONFIDENCE IS WHAT SELLS!!!!!!!!!Not just at the bar but at the tables as well.BELIEVE IN YOURSELF>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>AND YOU"LL FOREVER BE!!! Link to post Share on other sites
DDiabolical 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Just to clarify:Diabolical - dickDDiabolical - elitety. Link to post Share on other sites
RDigger 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Let me be the first to congratulate you on responding to your own post 9 times! Link to post Share on other sites
RDigger 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Better make that 11! Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 DN never really went in that bar. But he was having a good time doing other things. Everytime I saw him, he had a huge grin on his face and was flushed red. He also had brown hair combed back at the time. The reason we made eye contact alot back then was because I was at commerce for the bar at night and at the Bike during the day. And sometimes I would see him twice in one day at both casinos. So he probably wondered who I was and why he didn't know me because he saw me so much.Dam, I wish I would have went up to him and started a conversation Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 double D, your panty waist Link to post Share on other sites
24fanatics 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Whatever is wrong with you is no little thing.... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 The sauce is the only chick here.............that's sadso I thought I'd teach you guys how to keep chicks on this site..........seein that I've been gone for a few months and most of the regulars are gone Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha.what's goin on in tennesse anyway? Link to post Share on other sites
RDigger 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 Dude, seriously, go to bed or something. Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 hahahahaahahaWhy?This forum sucks so bad......................this is entertainmentThe lurkers are havin fun.Marion's post is still in the top ten about entering yesterdays tourneyThat's really sadAll you flamers are scaring everyone away Link to post Share on other sites
Diabolical 0 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 the other woman that posts here was happy for my advise. You dumb arrrses had nothing for her. Why don't you guys change gears. Your stuck on stupid Link to post Share on other sites
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