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#3764776 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Theraflu on 05 January 2018 - 12:19 PM

Ron, we watch too much CNN.

#3764715 I Called In Sick Today

Posted BigDMcGee on 02 January 2018 - 07:51 PM

The only thing that will make you feel better, is going to work and getting everyone else sick, while you play hero for coming in, and doing absolutely nothing.

#3764613 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Essay21 on 30 December 2017 - 09:26 PM

Yeah, but they donít know they have bigger dicks too, so you have the upper hand. Strike now while they least suspect it.

#3764538 I Called In Sick Today

Posted SuitedAces21 on 26 December 2017 - 06:12 AM

like i said, tax cuts are a good thing. paying for them by cutting social programs is stupid.

#3764529 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Theraflu on 25 December 2017 - 08:41 PM

omg I don't see a poll option, but who doesn't think that SA is a republican?

#3764504 I Called In Sick Today

Posted mrfritz on 25 December 2017 - 07:42 AM

Merry Christmas, Ronny, Brvy, Essay, Internet Explorer, Napa, Theraflu, Colby, hank, Bigd, David Sklansky, Frau, lurkers and everyone else in this lovely forum. I got really drunk last night and fell asleep with my shoes on.

#3764498 I Called In Sick Today

Posted SuitedAces21 on 24 December 2017 - 06:57 PM

merry christmas you filthy animals. and ronny, bubby, i'm your white knight.

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#3764419 Essay's Top Ten

Posted BigDMcGee on 20 December 2017 - 03:28 PM

View PostThe Opulent Gentleman, on 20 December 2017 - 10:34 AM, said:

Here's my guess what he'll say:

1. Dildo from Dad (2011)
2. Dildo from Dad (2002)
3. Dildo from Dad (2004)
4. Dildo from Dad (2009)
5. Dildo from Dad (2011 - got two that year)
6. Dildo from Dad (2014)
7. Dildo from Dad (2007)
8. Dildo from Dad (2017)
9. Dildo from Dad (2006)
10. Dildo from Dad (1999)

I think you're really under rating 2005's dildo, tbh

#3764428 I Called In Sick Today

Posted Theraflu on 20 December 2017 - 08:38 PM

I'm not sure I've ever understood one of your posts, less.

#3764359 Essay's Top Ten

Posted BigDMcGee on 18 December 2017 - 03:40 PM

View Posthank213, on 18 December 2017 - 12:25 PM, said:

I have an idea for an SA top 10 list: most woefully incorrect SA top 10 lists of all time

Pretty sure I did htat years ago.

Also, the only list Nebraska and Kansas should top, is " what were the best two territories created by the Kansas-Nebraska act"

#3764340 Essay's Top Ten

Posted GOCUBSGO on 18 December 2017 - 07:44 AM

Just out of curiosity, if someone was to say that you have created the worst top 10 list of all time, how many demerits would that person be awarded?

#3764327 Essay's Top Ten

Posted brvheart on 17 December 2017 - 05:20 PM

View PostEssay21, on 17 December 2017 - 02:00 PM, said:

Essay's Top Ten States

1. Nebraska
2. Kansas
3. Nevada

4. Florida
5. Wyoming
6. Montana
7. Oklahoma
8. North Carolina
9. South Carolina
10. Virginia

These would all be on my top 10 worst states list.

#3764318 Essay's Top Ten

Posted hank213 on 17 December 2017 - 01:41 PM

Don't encourage him

#3764285 I Called In Sick Today

Posted David_Sklansky on 15 December 2017 - 04:32 PM

Anyone ever been jerked off in front of a horse by its owner? I'm not sure if he was jealous, aroused, or both, but it was definitely intense for him, based on the noises he made. Equine cuckolding goes both ways.

#3764231 I Called In Sick Today

Posted SuitedAces21 on 13 December 2017 - 10:05 AM

View PostRon_Mexico, on 13 December 2017 - 08:40 AM, said:

Essay seems to have been gone for a minute. He's probably spending time with his new girlfriend for the holidays.

More likely, he finally miscalculated his auto erotic asphyxiation while jerkin it ahd hung himself

You'll be missed, my man. Most of your content was shit, but dammit, you brought it with conviction. You'd occasionally make a solid top ten and definitely get some good zingers off. We thank you for your service

I should've said these things to him while he was still alive.

I won't make that mistake with you, NapaD

i knew you loved me. i love you too buddy.

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