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[Tiltinagain]

iZuma, on Tuesday, April 24th, 2012, 6:29 AM, said:

oh wow, an entry level accounting job in iowa... thanks napa, but uh, I think I'm busy that week.

Yeah, because who wants to have to deal with all that extra money you'd have.

[speedz99]

brvheart, on Monday, April 23rd, 2012, 8:48 PM, said:

Red Tail Hawks have an awesome cry, and most people associate their cry to Eagles, because movies lie to us.

I've played a couple of times at the Red Tail golf course in MA. Not surprisingly, you hear that all the time while playing. It's pretty sweet.

[DJ Vu]

Ron_Mexico, on Friday, April 20th, 2012, 6:38 PM, said:

I'm an egomaniac and think everything is about me.

Ron_Mexico, on Saturday, April 21st, 2012, 5:03 AM, said:

And why is this about me now?

Why indeed.

brvheart, on Sunday, April 22nd, 2012, 1:50 AM, said:

Personal note: About two months ago my wife went on a diet, and she was hitting the workouts pretty hard. I was like, "Dude, why are you going on a diet? You're really great, just like you are."

I really hope you actually said "Dude."

Ron_Mexico, on Sunday, April 22nd, 2012, 6:40 AM, said:

I didn't know you could spell "pussy" with three letters

speedz99, on Sunday, April 22nd, 2012, 7:01 AM, said:

Box.

Both of these made me laugh out loud.

iZuma, on Monday, April 23rd, 2012, 9:33 AM, said:

god damnit, did I tell you guys about that plan management here had to move me to another position that I don't want and without asking me? well I had a few people tell me that they got so much pushback from other groups on how stupid that was that they gave up on it. well now I just got word that it's back on and happening soon. son of a bitch. seriously though, am I making too much of this? I mean technically it's a promotion with a little more money (though in actuality less since I won't get overtime anymore and my overtime is more than any raise they would give) and they're all trying to build it up as "good experience," but shit, it's taking me off the career path I've been working towards for five years, plus it'll also keep me from being able to post out for other internal jobs I may want for two years. plus, I mean, I feel like it's pretty damn disrespectful. am I being stupid here? do other companies do stuff like this?

I don't know why you haven't given up yet. Just be like, whatever, and shit. It would help with your ulcers. Do you have ulcers? I don't know what an ulcer is.

Napa Lite, on Monday, April 23rd, 2012, 1:20 PM, said:

Speaking of, I had been looking at jobs with NBA teams and OKC has an opening for assistant controller and it's been open for awhile but it says "4 years experience" and so I was hesitant to apply even though I think I'm qualified based off the job description.

If you find any jobs with NBA teams that aren't in Oklahoma City, keep me in mind.

brvheart, on Tuesday, April 24th, 2012, 4:13 AM, said:

I saw The Limey, Joey. Basic Steven Soderbergh. I don't think I would ever want to see it again, but it was a solid 6.5/10. Up next, Hannah.

Oh good, you watched it. Now I know not to bother seeing it myself.

[brvheart]

*waving fist at sky*Damn you, DJ Vu!

[iZuma]

didn't shave this morning so now I look like a tool. also gonna get a rotisserie chicken from walmart tonight so I'm pretty excited about that.

[speedz99]

DJ Vu, on Tuesday, April 24th, 2012, 10:48 AM, said:

I really hope you actually said "Dude."

Things I call my girlfriend:Buddy[Her Name]FriendoDudeBudI think I've called her "Sweetie" like twice over the year and a half we've been dating, only when she was having a really bad day.

[Napa Lite]

Sacramento has a financial analyst opening or something. Maybe I should take that and live in Guapos compound.

[DJ Vu]

speedz99, on Tuesday, April 24th, 2012, 12:12 PM, said:

Things I call my girlfriend:Buddy[Her Name]FriendoDudeBudI think I've called her "Sweetie" like twice over the year and a half we've been dating, only when she was having a really bad day.

I prefer Pooty Pie or Bitsy Pookums. Snoogy Woogy if the mood is right.

Napa Lite, on Tuesday, April 24th, 2012, 12:13 PM, said:

Sacramento has a financial analyst opening or something. Maybe I should take that and live in Guapos compound.

That's going to be Anaheim soon enough anyway.

[speedz99]

DJ Vu, on Tuesday, April 24th, 2012, 12:21 PM, said:

I prefer Pooty Pie or Bitsy Pookums. Snoogy Woogy if the mood is right.

Schmoopy, bro. Schmoopy.

[DJ Vu]

speedz99, on Tuesday, April 24th, 2012, 12:39 PM, said:

Schmoopy, bro. Schmoopy.

Pffft.

[Mercury69]

speedz99, on Tuesday, April 24th, 2012, 3:12 PM, said:

Things I call my girlfriend:Buddy[Her Name]FriendoDudeBudI think I've called her "Sweetie" like twice over the year and a half we've been dating, only when she was having a really bad day.

That one's the best.

[brvheart]

I absolutely called her "dude". She hates it/laughs nearly every time, since I don't pull it out very often. That's what she said.

[Sickinfo2]

brvheart, on Tuesday, April 24th, 2012, 1:02 PM, said:

I don't pull it out very often. That's what she said.

Dammit.... Even after quoting and seeing the invisitext I'm still posting....Maybe that's why you have so many kids....In other news, been lazing around the pool house this evening. Drinking and watching a bird feed her young. Where you didn't ask? Why... Right above my head. Bitch be building here for four years now. Wife don't enjoy the poop stains on the ceiling but I'm too soft hearted to block her entrance every springOh hell... Twitvid coming!This time for reals

[Roll the Bones]

DJ Vu, on Tuesday, April 24th, 2012, 3:21 PM, said:

I prefer Pooty Pie or Bitsy Pookums. Snoogy Woogy if the mood is right.

I think it's pretty cool speedz doesn't take offense to you calling her that.

[speedz99]

Sickinfo2, on Tuesday, April 24th, 2012, 1:30 PM, said:

Bitch be building here for four years now.

That ****.

Roll the Bones, on Tuesday, April 24th, 2012, 1:49 PM, said:

I think it's pretty cool speedz doesn't take offense to you calling her that.

It's cool, we're internet friends.

[timwakefield]

Apropos of nothing, 2 annoying people who annoyed me today:1. Standing outside of a building smoking a cigarette for about 30 seconds. Doorman comes outside and tells me I can't smoke there. I quickly apologize and start to walk down the block. Woman also standing in front of the building says to the doorman, "Thank you," as intensely as she can. Bitch, ask me to move if it's bothering you so goddam much! I apologized to her too. No response.2. Waiting in line at a pharmacy. 60ish year old woman in line ahead of me becomes visibly and orally annoyed at how long it's taking the pharmacist to assist the woman ahead of her ("Oh my God," "Come on," etc.). When it's her turn to go she literally spends 60-90 seconds counting out change. Bitch counted out 8 pennies on top of her nickels and dimes and quarters! Eight fucking pennies but she's in a rush! And you know she laid them out on the counter and counted them each individually. I should have started muttering "OMG come on" but I'm not a cunt.tldr: People suck.

[DJ Vu]

I always pick the line at the market that has someone paying with a check. There's like seven people left in the world that still pay for their groceries with checks and they're always in front of me. This probably doesn't surprise anyone, but people who pay with checks invariably have lots of coupons.

[iBeaver]

I hate women who stand on line and stare at the cashier as they ring in their food and wait until the very end to get their total and THEN take their purse off their shoulder and dig around looking for their wallet and then dig through that to get their credit card. You know you will have to pay for the food do why not get the card out while the cashier is ringing up your 50 items. Or the idiots who use the self check out with way too many items and most are produce and they keep having difficulty figuring out the codes.

[ShakeZuma]

Sickinfo2, on Tuesday, April 24th, 2012, 4:30 PM, said:

In other news, been lazing around the pool house this evening. Drinking and watching a bird feed her young. Where you didn't ask? Why... Right above my head. Bitch be building here for four years now. Wife don't enjoy the poop stains on the ceiling but I'm too soft hearted to block her entrance every spring

yeah I've got a bird (or bird family really) that builds a nest in one of the holes in my roof every year. tried to fill it up with that "great stuff" sealant stuff but they just picked it on out and built away. and yeah, they're all cute until you open the door and there's an 8 foot black snake dangling from your ceiling munching on baby birds.

timwakefield, on Tuesday, April 24th, 2012, 7:03 PM, said:

Apropos of nothing, 2 annoying people who annoyed me today:tldr: People suck.

you handled both of these situations as vaginally as possible.

DJ Vu, on Tuesday, April 24th, 2012, 7:08 PM, said:

I always pick the line at the market that has someone paying with a check. There's like seven people left in the world that still pay for their groceries with checks and they're always in front of me. This probably doesn't surprise anyone, but people who pay with checks invariably have lots of coupons.

oh man, the people that pay in checks. how horrible are they? sometimes I don't mind because usually they're little old ladies and I mean we can't expect them to figure out credit/debit cards since they're almost dead, but anybody below sixty that uses checks for groceries is a horrible piece of shit that needs to die.

iBeaver, on Tuesday, April 24th, 2012, 7:35 PM, said:

I hate women

hey me too!

[speedz99]

timwakefield, on Tuesday, April 24th, 2012, 3:03 PM, said:

1. Standing outside of a building smoking a cigarette for about 30 seconds. Doorman comes outside and tells me I can't smoke there.

Do building owners own the sidewalk outside of said buildings as well?