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#262521 InternetExplorer

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Posted 20 September 2017 - 04:49 PM

He traded on the nerdy, nice guy thing. Fun to hang out with. Relatively thin. Had a few professional designations (so had the trappings of good income). I can understand why she liked him.
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#262522 SuitedAces21

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Posted 20 September 2017 - 05:28 PM

This guy is, at the very least, giving me hope.
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Posted 20 September 2017 - 05:47 PM

View PostInternetExplorer, on 20 September 2017 - 09:52 AM, said:

It's true

So now the wife is grilling the roommate for details, when did sex start, how often. I think she confirmed that they were sleeping together, which of course the wife then lays into her about having sex with a married man. I told her that nothing good can come of further discussions, and hopefully she stops corresponding. This is why I probably would not have sent the letter to the wife to begin with.

I hope roommate is mentally preparing herself to be involved in divorce proceedings.




View PostSuitedAces21, on 20 September 2017 - 05:28 PM, said:

This guy is, at the very least, giving me hope.
Ummmm.....

View PostInternetExplorer, on 20 September 2017 - 04:49 PM, said:

nice guy thing. Fun to hang out with. Relatively thin.

which one of these do you have in your repertoire?
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Posted 20 September 2017 - 06:04 PM

hank, your daddy was a no talent pussy but at least he listened. i'm very nice and it wouldn't be illegal to refer to me as relatively thin.
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Posted Yesterday, 12:20 AM

My girlfriend and I were laughing last night about a completely fabricated story he fed the roommate near the end. He worked in a trust department, and claimed he secured some huge donation to a charitable org from a wealthy family in town, and that this had led to a job offer in some other city with that org as a donation-courting person (like frau). The important detail being, he was saying he definitely had to move 3+ hours away to take this job--prepping an exit plan for the relationship. The wife was baffled when she heard this story, I guess.

In retrospect, if I had listened at all when my girlfriend was relaying this info to me, I should have realized how full of shit he was, based on reading frau's insider take over the last few years. The thing I find so interesting about all of this is how it almost feels like mental illness, just stepping through the layers of untrue things this person consciously had to devise and maintain over time.
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Posted Yesterday, 03:21 AM

 InternetExplorer, on 20 September 2017 - 04:49 PM, said:

He traded on the nerdy, nice guy thing. Fun to hang out with. Relatively thin. Had a few professional designations (so had the trappings of good income). I can understand why she liked him.

I love how you equate all things good to being thin, income and professional designations.

And by love, I mean it frustrates me. If you aren't thin, making $100k a year and have letters behind your title, you're less than human.

Maybe I'm projecting, but not completely
I make $31,000 dollars a year and I have a home.

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Posted Yesterday, 03:22 AM

 SuitedAces21, on 20 September 2017 - 06:04 PM, said:

i'm very nice and it wouldn't be illegal to refer to me as relatively thin.
Relative to who? He kinda boxed you in
I make $31,000 dollars a year and I have a home.

#262528 SuitedAces21

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Posted Yesterday, 04:04 AM

that's the point relatively thin is a meaningless phrase without more info. and no one boxes me in, i box them in.
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Posted Yesterday, 08:05 AM

 InternetExplorer, on 21 September 2017 - 12:20 AM, said:

He worked in a trust department

The similarities keep mounting.

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Posted Yesterday, 04:01 PM

Since we're talking TV a little in here, I highly recommend I'm Sorry on TruTV. Really funny.

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Posted Yesterday, 05:50 PM

 Ron_Mexico, on 21 September 2017 - 03:21 AM, said:

I love how you equate all things good to being thin, income and professional designations.

And by love, I mean it frustrates me. If you aren't thin, making $100k a year and have letters behind your title, you're less than human.

Maybe I'm projecting, but not completely
I don't think like that, but I think a lot of the girls at work do. She jokingly gave me criteria to apply to our client base, to kickstart her dating search, and it was basically an income range and characteristics amounting to that.
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Posted Yesterday, 06:33 PM

"Jokingly"

A prettyhot girl that doesn't have a ring on her finger recently started here. I'd like to get to know her IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

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Posted Yesterday, 07:54 PM

Assuming that you just mean that you want to get to know her, you should do that.
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Posted Today, 02:31 AM

That is exactly what I meant.

#262535 InternetExplorer

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Posted Today, 08:22 AM

 Napa Lite, on 21 September 2017 - 06:33 PM, said:

"Jokingly"

A prettyhot girl that doesn't have a ring on her finger recently started here. I'd like to get to know her IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
It was definitely not 100% joking. Her new guy doesn't seem to fall in her criteria at all though.
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#262536 SuitedAces21

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Posted Today, 02:55 PM

Women are the worst, i think we can all agree on that. this Friday night is for the boys!
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Posted Today, 04:16 PM

Back in Dsm for a wedding. Drinking with my buddy. #FAFTB




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