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#3751647 I Called In Sick Today
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on 04 January 2017 - 04:05 PM
#3738148 I Called In Sick Today
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on 20 June 2016 - 10:34 AM
If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.
#3699513 Things/people That Are Overexposed Or Underexposed.
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on 27 April 2015 - 05:58 PM
Napa Lite, on 27 April 2015 - 04:15 PM, said:
Underexposed :...Vegas Knights...
#3661234 I Called In Sick Today
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on 27 May 2014 - 10:56 PM
Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.
It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me.
I was dating a bluegum negress named Marlice.
We were walking out from a CVS after picking up the evenings provisions (Assorted 2 liters of fruit flavored Fanta, one can: honey roasted peanuts and a Massengil Douchebag) when the bum outside asked Marlice for change.
She was surprised, I was drunk and in a raging hurry up and get home for our game of "Massuh Sez" so instead of just ignoring him, I took all the change I had in my pocket and fastballed it in his face.
I am not proud of that, I was an ******* but shockingly enough, apparently, the whore had a heart of gold because she immediately launched into some tirade about 'being raised for Jesus' and doing that black girl thing.
So I wound up leaving them both there and went home and shot up the dope for the both of us.
It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me.
I was dating a bluegum negress named Marlice.
We were walking out from a CVS after picking up the evenings provisions (Assorted 2 liters of fruit flavored Fanta, one can: honey roasted peanuts and a Massengil Douchebag) when the bum outside asked Marlice for change.
She was surprised, I was drunk and in a raging hurry up and get home for our game of "Massuh Sez" so instead of just ignoring him, I took all the change I had in my pocket and fastballed it in his face.
I am not proud of that, I was an ******* but shockingly enough, apparently, the whore had a heart of gold because she immediately launched into some tirade about 'being raised for Jesus' and doing that black girl thing.
So I wound up leaving them both there and went home and shot up the dope for the both of us.
#3715771 I Called In Sick Today
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on 12 October 2015 - 12:14 PM
Second daughter was born today. She is beautiful like her sister.
#3759742 Essay's Top Ten
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on 09 July 2017 - 05:44 PM
hank213, on 09 July 2017 - 05:09 PM, said:
Honestly, how many of those have you never seen? Because the answer is either "several" or you are clearly out yo gotdamn mind.
I think he really really relates to Home Alone just for the title.
#3743303 I Called In Sick Today
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on 18 September 2016 - 05:58 PM
So you've been laying around in bed since mid-June and couldn't post a single "I'm dying-ish" post?
Dead to me.
Dead to me.
#3723685 I Called In Sick Today
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on 23 December 2015 - 06:01 PM
Well 3/5ths of it anyway.
#3710843 A H L Discussion
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on 01 September 2015 - 03:14 PM
and sorry about not having everything up to date yet contract wise. I'll be working on that the next couple days and will have it all done hopefully before the weekend but if not over the weekend for sure.
My Mother's procedure last week went well. It was exploratory and there were no surprises which is a good thing. She'll find out on Friday when her major surgery is but it should be in September. She'll be in hospital for probably 3 days and then about 6 weeks recovery to get back to normal but her tumor is one that can be treated with surgery and the most likely result is she goes on with her life after recovery as before just with a lot of follow up checking but without any chemo or radiation.
My Mother's procedure last week went well. It was exploratory and there were no surprises which is a good thing. She'll find out on Friday when her major surgery is but it should be in September. She'll be in hospital for probably 3 days and then about 6 weeks recovery to get back to normal but her tumor is one that can be treated with surgery and the most likely result is she goes on with her life after recovery as before just with a lot of follow up checking but without any chemo or radiation.
#3705436 I Called In Sick Today
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on 30 June 2015 - 12:21 PM
70ish.
Strat would tell you that my clothes reasoning doesn't hold up when you factor in the missed value of a payraise but I counter with VALUE THIS! :grabs crotch:
Strat would tell you that my clothes reasoning doesn't hold up when you factor in the missed value of a payraise but I counter with VALUE THIS! :grabs crotch:
#3675415 I Called In Sick Today
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on 07 October 2014 - 05:11 PM
Job offered and accepted today. Going to give notice tomorrow. I'm going to offer to stay until the end of the month, just over 3 weeks, which is exceedingly fair I think. Then will start the new job November 1st. Pretty excited to get out of this industry and not have to deal with 20 yo barely literate employees all day.
#3663300 I Called In Sick Today
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on 13 June 2014 - 10:27 AM
Flip hole or apple product.
#3614464 I Called In Sick Today
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on 04 September 2013 - 06:33 AM
Yeah hanky, what's your wife's rate for an hour of unpacking?
#3612236 I Just Finished Building An Illegal Shed Out Of Garbage.
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on 22 August 2013 - 07:52 PM
#3578818 I Called In Sick Today
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on 30 January 2013 - 10:45 AM
iZuma, on 30 January 2013 - 10:42 AM, said:
on the bright side I just discovered the cure for penis scurvy
Switch hands occasionally?
Oh, no, sorry, I misread.
#3758850 I Called In Sick Today
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on 09 June 2017 - 06:38 PM
I'm married.
#3749551 I Called In Sick Today
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on 17 November 2016 - 08:44 PM
Saw my Oncologist today. Blood work back to normal, no lymphoma showing in spinal fluid, all vitals great. Final chemo treatment Sunday then they expect to consider me in remission. We will continue spinal infusions for a couple weeks to ensure that stays clear then do a Pet Scan (its a machine that scans your body for cancer cells) in about 3 weeks to verify all cancer is gone and/or if any other treatment is necessary but good news indeed.
#3740798 I Called In Sick Today
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on 29 July 2016 - 10:54 AM
My partner annoys the shit out of me too. The trick is, I learned to fetishize xer acting like an awful nut all the time, and xe fetishizes being talked down to and treated like a child. Instead of always being angry at one another, I'm mostly just rock-hard 24/7.
People stigmatize ageplay and assume it's all adult babies, but it's more about women being freed from the burdens of adulthood by becoming a Little and submitting to their Big. Your whole problem would be avoided if she had in a giant car seat in the back and waited for you to come around and unbuckle her.
People stigmatize ageplay and assume it's all adult babies, but it's more about women being freed from the burdens of adulthood by becoming a Little and submitting to their Big. Your whole problem would be avoided if she had in a giant car seat in the back and waited for you to come around and unbuckle her.
#3737887 I Called In Sick Today
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on 14 June 2016 - 05:53 PM
People see Napa as a soft mark for a good wedding gift, and don't think they'll ever have to return the favor since Nap is a monk. No wonder you live in that apartment, you're spending half your paycheck on candlesticks and crystal gravy boats.
#3734056 I Called In Sick Today
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on 01 April 2016 - 09:12 AM
April Fools, you're fired!
