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#262141 Essay21

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Posted Yesterday, 10:06 AM

You just shoot on your own body? Be a gentleman, use a tissue.

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Posted Yesterday, 10:13 AM

Shoot it in your hand, and feed it to your dog. Before you know it, you'll have trained him to blow you.
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Posted Yesterday, 10:32 AM

My dog ate a bunch of pills this weekend resulting in an $800 vet bill. He owes me a couple bjs.

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Posted Yesterday, 10:51 AM

You guys are sick. Get a real sex doll like a normal person.

#262145 Ron_Mexico

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Posted Yesterday, 11:18 AM

 Essay21, on 24 July 2017 - 10:06 AM, said:

You just shoot on your own body? Be a gentleman, use a tissue.

Tissues? My boys need a more stable landing spot. I've always tried to have a hand towel draped neatly over my landing area

When I was younger, I had a good run in the shower.
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Posted Yesterday, 11:25 AM

If I tried jerking in the shower today it would take a miracle to finish. I'd need a water proof phone so I could get some filth playing. Haven't cranked down without porn in 10 years at least. Hell, I'm not sure I could get it up with a live woman without porn anymore.

#262147 Ron_Mexico

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Posted Yesterday, 02:18 PM

Nah, that's basically ok. You don't have a recent spank bank to withdraw from.

I can relate, as mine is mostly dried up after 7 years of mostly monogamy.
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Posted Today, 09:32 AM

View PostEssay21, on 24 July 2017 - 10:06 AM, said:

You just shoot on your own body? Be a gentleman, use a tissue.
Or just don't shoot.

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Posted Today, 12:28 PM

And risk prostate cancer? I think not sir.

#262150 Ron_Mexico

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Posted Today, 12:55 PM

I think he was referring to edging. Colby is on the cutting edge of the sexual revolution
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Posted Today, 06:40 PM

Shout out to Edging.
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#262152 Essay21

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Posted Today, 07:57 PM

My body is so evolved that edging won't work on me. You get me close and stop and my body takes over and finishes on it's own.




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