Napa Lite, on 01 July 2012 - 12:13 PM, said:
I think I'm just going to start locking my keys in my car and using the spare I keep in the gas cap for the times I lock my keys in my car (which is often). Currently sitting in a coffee shop eating a bagel and drinking an orange juice because I don't like coffee and didn't see anything else on the menu that was not coffee or homosexual waiting for the dude to make my new keys. Felt weird just coming in and siting here.Some dude wearing a tye dye shirt heard my order and said "orange juice and a bagel, huh?". I think I just grunted at him because what do you say to a guy like that, you know?
I had a bagel and an orange juice for breakfast today. blueberry with strawberry cream cheese. fruitiest breakfast ever. the bagel was crap and clearly at least a day or two old so I'm never doing it again.when I finally got to the post office at the appropriate hour, I found out that they don't accept credit cards (for money orders). look, I don't know my PIN, and rectifying this situation is a pain, and I don't ever use cash, so why do I need a PIN anyway? it was 3:35 and I had until 4 to turn the thing in. I burn five minutes just attempting to find a branch of the bank account I actually use, then fold and go to the bank that used to employ me, where I've got a rather large chunk of my net worth stashed away. so I go in and write a check, obviously you know who waits on me. it's been however many months and everyone wants to talk, but I have like 10 minutes left, so I say something like, "I really gotta go or this woman is going to really enjoy saying she can't help me" and rush out of there.