Potomophobia 17 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 It just became New Years Eve. I just got off work. I have tonight off. I plan on spending the next 24+ hours having a good time. This being the calm before the storm, let's start out with a RAZZ tourney.I will transfer $5.50 to the first 4 responders who:A) Will play in the PS tourney #71862003. It's a $5.50 limit razz tourney. Starts at 1:45 AM EST. (1 hour and 20 some minutes from now.B) Make me laugh. You can keep all winnings. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL! Link to post Share on other sites
lurbz 2 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Woo!I'm pretty good at Razz, it's my favorite and best game, so if you're staking, I'm in! :)PS Name: UberMechEdit: If you don't get the joke, it's "I'm pretty good at Razz."Either way, here's a new one.Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.Now we have Bush, No Cash, and No Hope.:-D Link to post Share on other sites
Ko8e34 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Heh nice of you, very generousBob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife wasreally pissed.She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in thedriveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife wokeup, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a boxgift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, broughtthe box back in the house.She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.Bob has been missing since Friday.Ko8e34(Fullerton) on stars. Link to post Share on other sites
freak2304 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 GL. I enjoy razz, but doubt I will stay up that late as I have a long day of beer drinking, champagne sipping, and lady canoodling to do. Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Ship this. I once had never played Razz last year and won a sattlite to the Razz event in the WCOOP which I came in like 238th/1100. HangukMiguk who used to post here came in 15th or something but had a HUGE suckout to get there, I mean like 2 pair after 4th and somehow got there to double up. Then he rolled from there. Oh, and to make you laugh, a joke:2 pretzels were walkin down the street.One was assaulted.Chgocubsfan on Stars. Link to post Share on other sites
dscoot 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 What is the difference between my P nis and a frightened turtle? absolutely nothingim really good at fl games. normally dont need the freebie but maybe i wont need to re-deposit if i score in this one.Dscoot Link to post Share on other sites
drcossack 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Heh nice of you, very generousBob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife wasreally pissed.She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in thedriveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife wokeup, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a boxgift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, broughtthe box back in the house.She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.Bob has been missing since Friday.Ko8e34(Fullerton) on stars.This STILL makes me laugh. I'm a horrible person.Ship this. I once had never played Razz last year and won a sattlite to the Razz event in the WCOOP which I came in like 238th/1100. HangukMiguk who used to post here came in 15th or something but had a HUGE suckout to get there, I mean like 2 pair after 4th and somehow got there to double up. Then he rolled from there. Oh, and to make you laugh, a joke:2 pretzels were walkin down the street.One was assaulted.Chgocubsfan on Stars.That joke sucked. Link to post Share on other sites
bbgun 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Guy walked into a bar...3 days later he woke up with a killer headache.I have a love/hate relationship with RAZZ, but would love the chance to play.bbgun5310 (Cantonment) Link to post Share on other sites
Ice_W0lf 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 I'll play P_Viper1 (hamburg) on starsA man learns that he has less than 24 hours to live, so he goes home and tells his wife he wants to make love to her as many times as possible.. they make love over and over again until they fall asleep. Around 3 am the man wakes his wife up and asks if they can make love one last time. The woman, disgusted, says thats easy for you to say, YOU dont have to wake up in the morning. Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 Okay.....2 so far.Ko8e34ChgocubsfanKo had the best joke so far...And I'm from Chicago. Even tho I'm from the South Side... I can't turn down a Chicago man.Being shipped.I'm in as edmo123. Link to post Share on other sites
Ko8e34 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Thanks!IN as ko8e34. Drink it up boys. Playing razz with somethin in ya is the only way to win/keep your sanity. Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 Shipped to bbgun.That joke reminded me of me.GL Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 LOL got this shipped, then was confused as hell. Didn't know who sent me $$$ or why and got real paranoid real fast...even e mailed this to Stars and tried to track you down at your table you are playing at. Anyway, shipping back since I'll pass out in the middle of the tournament if I try to stay up, thanks though.I don't know who this is or how it could be a security issue, but I've never been transferred funds by anyone I don't know before. It's a little suspicious, can you look into this for me?----- Original Message ----- From: "PokerStars Cashier" <cashier1@pokerstars.com>To: Sent: Sunday, December 30, 2007 11:45 PMSubject: Money Transfer>> Hello chgocubsfan,>> We have transferred $5.50 to your account as requested by 'edmo123'.>> Good luck to you both.>>> Regards,>> PokerStars Cashier> Link to post Share on other sites
bbgun 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Shipped to bbgun.That joke reminded me of me.GLIn...thx. Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Hey, I have some uncleared deposits so it is giving me trouble shipping it back, I just e mailed support to get it straighted out, FYI. Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 Hey Chicago,Relax.It's only a few bucks.If you can't play, no big deal. Don't sweat the money. Your reply gave me the best laugh so far.Have a great New Year. Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Hey Chicago,Relax.It's only a few bucks.If you can't play, no big deal. Don't sweat the money. Your reply gave me the best laugh so far.Have a great New Year.LOL @ $5 scams.It's the principle.You want it on Full Tilt? Link to post Share on other sites
chipheist 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 A priest, a rabbi, and a Baptist minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? A joke?"PS: robbw Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 Shipping to Ice_wolf P_Viper1Not bad...and I spent 3 wonderful years in Germany.GL and Happy New Year. Link to post Share on other sites
Ice_W0lf 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Shipping to Ice_wolf P_Viper1Not bad...and I spent 3 wonderful years in Germany.GL and Happy New Year.thats actually hamburg, ny.. just south of buffalo..lol... but thank you Link to post Share on other sites
Potomophobia 17 Posted December 31, 2007 Author Share Posted December 31, 2007 Too funny. Thanks for the clarification Ice.I am off to a good start.WOO HOO! Link to post Share on other sites
cubsfan44 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough boy bends over?Doughnuts Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough boy bends over?DoughnutsShip this guy $5 will ya since it won't let me. I'll pay you the $5 back sometime in the future. Link to post Share on other sites
cubsfan44 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 Ship this guy $5 will ya since it won't let me. I'll pay you the $5 back sometime in the future.Done Link to post Share on other sites
chgocubs99 0 Posted December 31, 2007 Share Posted December 31, 2007 DoneRemind me I owe you $5 cuz odds of me remembering this happening are getting smaller by the sip. Link to post Share on other sites
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