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resize_670989_ugly%20woman.jpgwhat if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?I know i would
do you have a full body picture and are there dark bags available nearby?
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resize_670989_ugly%20woman.jpgwhat if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?I know i would
Yes... she can't bite so what is there to worry about?
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resize_670989_ugly%20woman.jpgwhat if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?I know i would
Royal I told you that deal was only for you. If you keep telling everyone, I'm gonna have to rescind the offer.
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Nope, couldn't do it...can't do anything with a chick if you're not "ready" for her you know?
lol,. ya i hear ya, but... what if you're sitting at home, watchin some porn, no plans for a few hours... would u open your closet and sit back??comon man... u know u would.. if you have ever looked at a vaccuum in a sexual way, you'd do this too
That's the girl he took home the other night without her makeup. (and dentures)
nh... *******..
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lol,. ya i hear ya, but... what if you're sitting at home, watchin some porn, no plans for a few hours... would u open your closet and sit back??
I don't know, I think it's the same thing for me as why I would never order a "lady of the night" As the great George Costanza once said, "I can't pay for anything that I know I could possibly get for free if I put some work into it"But, a girl like that, even it was free, I don't think I'd go for it. I need a litlte something to get me going, and that is like....well, the complete opposite of that.
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resize_670989_ugly%20woman.jpgwhat if, THIS, lived in your closet, and all she/it wanted to do was pleasure you. didnt talk, didnt cost anything. Would u make room for it?I know i would
I STILL wouldnt sleep with Annie Duke....Even though she does look a bit better before make-up
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if you have ever looked at a vaccuum in a sexual way, you'd do this too
Ooo, the vacuum hose extension would've been a much better call last night.The lint brush just wasn't doing anything for me.But now I don't have to shave for a while.
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as mexico would put it..."is this the new super thread?"
in fairness, I stole that from someone when some moron started the dumbest thread ever. Third response down, someone posted that they wanted to get in on the ground floor of the new superthread. I literally did a spit take. I wish I could give proper credit.Much like the ag'qgonqwe[ogniqgrq I just threw SSII at my keyboard and made more sense. We don't know the originator.and no, I'll jerk it. And we know what an equal opportunity banger I am. My problem with this thing, I don't like her high cheekbones. Turn off for me.
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in fairness, I stole that from someone when some moron started the dumbest thread ever. Third response down, someone posted that they wanted to get in on the ground floor of the new superthread. I literally did a spit take. I wish I could give proper credit.
RodReynolds
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