Dirtydutch 8 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 I've decided that I should (actually I shouldn't, but I'd like to see you try to stop me, you shit dicked assholes) start writing haikus (actually I'd wager that the plural for "haiku" is "haiku", but I'll let it slide) about poker. I call this one "Seasons of Wither":I’m dealt wired JacksFlop’s not complementary I must find the muck I sent a few off to The New Yorker. They said I had the cadence of a young T. S. Elliot. I'm a national treasure, God damn it. Link to post Share on other sites
Dixie Wrecked 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 http://filecabi.net/video/london-ghost.html Link to post Share on other sites
RhinestoneCowboy 2 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Checking the forumSomething new? No not this timeMore Dreamclown smack talk Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Full Contact Pokerthe Forum is my escapepoo poo mcmuffins Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 I sense weaknessI move my chips to the centre of the tableHe calls instantly Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Kim Baeur fondlesMonica Belluci playfully rings her navelI watch attentively Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Venerable old Japanese haikuThe salmon swim at night. Towards your room. The snow and the moon. Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 I look to my favourite topicsgkunit has spammed them againI cry Link to post Share on other sites
bmwguy525 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Work is nothingFCP, warmingLife is boring Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Cold to my touchResonating as I shiver in winterMy cheeks undulate Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 I look to my favourite topicsgkunit has spammed them againI cryNo comment. general forum,a peice of garbage it isOTC pwns all Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Cast your eyes downwardOh, cry the magnificenceA Shimmering Wang Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 I look to my favourite topicsgkunit has spammed them againI cryNo comment. general forum,a peice of garbage it isOTC pwns allPlease please please please pleasePlease please please please please please pleaseStop posting gk(unit) Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Cast your eyes downwardOh, cry the magnificenceA Shimmering WangExcellent. Shimmer on. Link to post Share on other sites
bmwguy525 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Mountain DewLife or Religion?Always refreshing. Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 My breath smellsMy bankroll dwindles as I come in secondI need to have a shower Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Serenity is outAmazon fucked up my order, I ain't waiting 'til marchI cancelled Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Serenity is outAmazon fucked up my order, I ain't waiting 'til marchI cancelledThis "Serenity"Whispers flit, like dawn's comingPraytell: what is it?Bad haiku aside, what the fuck is Serenity? I've heard much about it, but I have no idea what it is, and I hate thatWang Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 My anger risesSnGs coax my latent hulkSMAAAAAAASH Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Serenity is outAmazon fucked up my order, I ain't waiting 'til marchI cancelledThis "Serenity"Whispers flit, like dawn's comingPraytell: what is it?Bad haiku aside, what the fuck is Serenity? I've heard much about it, but I have no idea what it is, and I hate thatWangThis will take a series of haikus.There once was a showIt eclipsed all in wit and classFox cancelled it Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 We would not let it dieUniversal saw the light, and offered their wealthA movie was made Link to post Share on other sites
Shimmering Wang 1 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 There once was a showIt eclipsed all in wit and classFox cancelled itI know of that showNot Arrested DevelopmentSERENITY!Wang Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 It was SerenityAnd it excelled, sadly it bombedDVD is our hope Link to post Share on other sites
Filesharer 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 There once was a showIt eclipsed all in wit and classFox cancelled itI know of that showNot Arrested DevelopmentSERENITY!WangArrested development was good, but Firefly was amazing. Have you heard of it? It's the show that Serenity is based on. Link to post Share on other sites
buzbrad11 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 SerenityThe little show that,With almost zero ratings,Touched so many hearts.Comedic Sci-fiAction Romance DramaThis show has it allOn opening night40 mins early bad seatNo dry eyes at allTo open presentsI can hardly wait to findSerenity there Link to post Share on other sites
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