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#163121 speedz99

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 01:01 PM

View PostEl Guapo, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 12:57 PM, said:

I cannot believe the annual maintenance cost is only 1.5 million. I wonder what they include in that.I bet it's 100K a month just for utilities. Depending on what they are doing the staffing costs are probably pretty up there as well.There are gonna be a lot of monster truck rally's in Detroit soon!
If you just buy it for fun, seems like the land tax would be the main issue. You can just turn on the lights the few times per year you want to run around on the field.Paintball. That's what it'd be fun for. Or laser tag.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 01:05 PM

View Postspeedz99, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 1:00 PM, said:

it would have been weird to try and cancel dinner.
Try to cancel dinner. We're not in the 1700's anymore.So...onto the bisexual stripper?
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 01:06 PM

I'd rename it the Pontiac Biodome and sell the seats to watch Pauley Shore living his life.

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 01:30 PM

View Postspeedz99, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 12:49 PM, said:

This one wasn't a stripper. That was the other roommate and the chick from school, who, by the way, recently broke off her engagement.
Don't ruin it for me, it's not like I knew her!

View Postspeedz99, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 12:55 PM, said:

Is that making fun of a thing that christians put on their pages? I don't have crazy religious friends (well, I have one, but he associates with mentally challenged asians, so he doesn't count), so I've never seen it before.,
Speaking of turbo, we've become quite chummy.As far as the Silverdome, just charge 5000 people a hundo a week to live there, open the concessions to sell food and turn a tidy profit. On second thought, since they can buy houses there for a dollar itmight not work.
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#163125 speedz99

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 01:30 PM

View PostJoeyJoJo, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 1:05 PM, said:

Try to cancel dinner. We're not in the 1700's anymore.
I've heard it both ways.*That's a reference that nobody will catch...just move on.

View PostJoeyJoJo, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 1:05 PM, said:

So...onto the bisexual stripper?
No.
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#163126 JoeyJoJo

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 01:32 PM

View Postspeedz99, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 1:30 PM, said:

No.
Can't we at least talk about it first?Edit:

View Postspeedz99, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 1:30 PM, said:

I've heard it both ways.*That's a reference that nobody will catch...just move on.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 01:34 PM

View PostJoeyJoJo, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 8:47 PM, said:

Would you be obligated to maintain it? I'm picturing the episode where Bart Simpson buys a factory for a dollar at an auction.
That was exactly what I had in mind. Especially the part with the coffee machine where the rat comes out first and scuttles off, but Milhouse drinks the coffee anyway as he swings his baton and contemplates how his life has turned out.

View Postspeedz99, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 8:49 PM, said:

You've already got an apartment for that.
I have a dorm room. I do use it for dancing around like a maniac but it isn't as spacious as a sports stadium. I can't run about freely. I can certainly flail around to the Lambada, and the music from Glee, however.

View Postspeedz99, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 9:00 PM, said:

Cheeto seems to be transitioning into a lap cat. I'm not sure what to make of it.
Why don't you make a photo of it, and send it to me?
We are all so complicated, and then we die. We are a subject one day, with our vanities, our loves, our worries, and then one day, abruptly, we become nothing but an object, an absolutely disgusting pile of shit. We pass very quickly from one stage to the next. It's very bizarre. It will happen to all of us, and fairly soon too. We become an object you can handle like a stone, but a stone that was someone.
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#163128 speedz99

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 01:42 PM

View PostJoeyJoJo, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 1:32 PM, said:

Queen Nerfertitty?
Yeah, but I'm not sure that counts...would you have caught it if I didn't specifically mention that it was a reference?

View PostLadyGrey, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 1:34 PM, said:

Why don't you make a photo of it, and send it to me?
I'll try to start leaving my phone within reach.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 01:44 PM

View PostJoeyJoJo, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 2:36 PM, said:

Even funnier that somebody offered to buy it for $20 million last year.That's why I put the year in, it's insane. I mean, there are people in this thread who could've bought it. How about that for the annual Thanksgiving family football game? "Going to the Silverdome to play a little two-hand touch football. We'll be back for dinner."
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View Postspeedz99, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 3:01 PM, said:

If you just buy it for fun, seems like the land tax would be the main issue. You can just turn on the lights the few times per year you want to run around on the field.Paintball. That's what it'd be fun for. Or laser tag.
DAMMIT!

View PostJoeyJoJo, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 3:05 PM, said:

Try to cancel dinner. We're not in the 1700's anymore.So...onto the bisexual stripper?
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 01:48 PM

View Postspeedz99, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 1:42 PM, said:

Yeah, but I'm not sure that counts...would you have caught it if I didn't specifically mention that it was a reference?
Well, no. The reasons are twofold:1. It's a fairly common thing to say and does not stand out as a reference to something.2. I've never seen the show (all hail Google!).I think I'm failing in my goal to speak more authoritatively.Startingggggggg NOW!
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 01:54 PM

They used to open it up for rollerblading around the concourse. Think it was a 1/2 mile around. Then they put a drive-in in the parking lot.The place is huge, sits over 80K which was sucky when you wanted to see a home game on TV, no matter how good they ever got (which 91 was the only year I can remember) they could never sell out all 82K seats.I spent a lot of time at the Silverdome growing up. Pistons played there, saw the Harlem Globetrotters there, tons of Lions games, most memorable was the 91 playoff game vs the Cowboys, and best of all was watching NASL games back in the day. Detroit Express with Trevor Francis (who now does EPL commentary for FSC), Andy Chapman, Brian Tinnion, and others. So hearing that soccer will be back brings back some good old memories.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 02:02 PM

View PostSBriand, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 1:54 PM, said:

They used to open it up for rollerblading around the concourse. Think it was a 1/2 mile around. Then they put a drive-in in the parking lot.The place is huge, sits over 80K which was sucky when you wanted to see a home game on TV, no matter how good they ever got (which 91 was the only year I can remember) they could never sell out all 82K seats.I spent a lot of time at the Silverdome growing up. Pistons played there, saw the Harlem Globetrotters there, tons of Lions games, most memorable was the 91 playoff game vs the Cowboys, and best of all was watching NASL games back in the day. Detroit Express with Trevor Francis (who now does EPL commentary for FSC), Andy Chapman, Brian Tinnion, and others. So hearing that soccer will be back brings back some good old memories.
My Bungles lost a Super Bowl there so my memories aren't that fond.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 02:05 PM

View Postspeedz99, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 1:30 PM, said:

I've heard it both ways.*That's a reference that nobody will catch...just move on.
Pretty sure that is a Psych reference.

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 02:09 PM

Wow, I just won a stupid internet argument against a stranger, and his final rebuttal literally made me laugh out loud. This is it, and I quote:

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(_1_) <---- This is your assIt is very fatYou are very dumb
I guess that's his way of admitting that I am right, and no matter how much he calls me a cunt and pathetic insults like "spaztastic hyper-ninny" he will still be wrong, and I will still be right. I am satisfied.
We are all so complicated, and then we die. We are a subject one day, with our vanities, our loves, our worries, and then one day, abruptly, we become nothing but an object, an absolutely disgusting pile of shit. We pass very quickly from one stage to the next. It's very bizarre. It will happen to all of us, and fairly soon too. We become an object you can handle like a stone, but a stone that was someone.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 02:15 PM

View PostLadyGrey, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 2:09 PM, said:

I am satisfied.
Shouldn't it be more like this:(___1___)if he was trying to show it as very fat?
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 02:18 PM

View PostJoeyJoJo, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 10:15 PM, said:

Shouldn't it be more like this:(___1___)if he was trying to show it as very fat?
Good point, he is clearly even stupid than I had concluded. That'll show him not to claim that almond-shaped eyes are a symptom of autism!Meanwhile, small pleasures in essay-writing: Citing an article entitled "Can an Eagle Hug a Panda?" (I've come to an answer of "Yes, but neither party enjoys it, and they definitely avoid crotch contact")
We are all so complicated, and then we die. We are a subject one day, with our vanities, our loves, our worries, and then one day, abruptly, we become nothing but an object, an absolutely disgusting pile of shit. We pass very quickly from one stage to the next. It's very bizarre. It will happen to all of us, and fairly soon too. We become an object you can handle like a stone, but a stone that was someone.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 02:21 PM

View PostLadyGrey, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 2:09 PM, said:

Wow, I just won a stupid internet argument against a stranger, and his final rebuttal literally made me laugh out loud. This is it, and I quote:I guess that's his way of admitting that I am right, and no matter how much he calls me a cunt and pathetic insults like "spaztastic hyper-ninny" he will still be wrong, and I will still be right. I am satisfied.
I disagree. I am pretty sure he won.

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 02:23 PM

View PostLadyGrey, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 2:09 PM, said:

Wow, I just won a stupid internet argument against a stranger, and his final rebuttal literally made me laugh out loud. This is it, and I quote:I guess that's his way of admitting that I am right, and no matter how much he calls me a cunt and pathetic insults like "spaztastic hyper-ninny" he will still be wrong, and I will still be right. I am satisfied.
What were you and Wang arguing about?
Marital Aids.

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 02:23 PM

View PostLadyGrey, on Thursday, November 19th, 2009, 2:18 PM, said:

Good point, he is clearly even stupid than I had concluded. That'll show him not to claim that almond-shaped eyes are a symptom of autism!
Yeah, that's down syndrome, not autism.
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Posted 19 November 2009 - 02:31 PM

View PostSBriand, on Wednesday, November 18th, 2009, 2:42 PM, said:

The crazy religious person always gets voted off early. Sorry Brv.
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View Posthank213, on Wednesday, November 18th, 2009, 2:59 PM, said:

This is not why I thought you brought me in here.
this was awesome.

View PostRandy Reed, on Wednesday, November 18th, 2009, 3:16 PM, said:

just kidding, let's get him!
dammit Randy. I thought we were friends!?

View Postspeedz99, on Wednesday, November 18th, 2009, 5:06 PM, said:

BBC. She was such a nice girl before we started dating. I speedz'd it right out of her, I guess.
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