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Started by donk4life, Feb 17 2008 12:04 PM

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#1 donk4life

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 12:04 PM

Would you rather A.) Get molested by bigfoot. orB.) Get probed by aliens.Discuss.

View Postakashenk, on 02 August 2012 - 06:44 AM, said:

I don't mind folding out hands we beat.

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 12:06 PM

View Postdonk4life, on Sunday, February 17th, 2008, 3:04 PM, said:

Would you rather A.) Get molested by bigfoot. orB.) Get probed by aliens.Discuss.
Damn. Do I have to choose? They both sound so exciting!sidenote: This thread needs a poll.
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Posted 17 February 2008 - 12:19 PM

Define probbed.And can I see a pic of the aliens first? I mean we all know what bigfoot looks like cuz of the videos. But aliens could look like Jessica Alba. If that's the case...no need for the definition...I'll do it.





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Posted 17 February 2008 - 12:20 PM

View Postdonk4life, on Sunday, February 17th, 2008, 12:04 PM, said:

Would you rather A.) Get molested by bigfoot. orB.) Get probed by aliens.Discuss.
Now when you say molested and probed...do both of them involve things being shoved up my ass...or just the probed?

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 12:21 PM

I for one can't wait for speedz reply. This shit's gonna be good.
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Posted 17 February 2008 - 12:22 PM

View PostrIcO Iz SuAvE, on Sunday, February 17th, 2008, 2:20 PM, said:

Now when you say molested and probed...do both of them involve things being shoved up my ass...or just the probed?
Well.. I think in this case, it'd be both. However, bigfoot would do it in a more agressive manner, as where the aliens would do it in a more humiliating manner.And Hollywood:We're just talking about the little green men here.

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I don't mind folding out hands we beat.

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 12:25 PM

View Postdonk4life, on Sunday, February 17th, 2008, 2:22 PM, said:

Well.. I think in this case, it'd be both. However, bigfoot would do it in a more agressive manner, as where the aliens would do it in a more humiliating manner.And Hollywood:We're just talking about the little green men here.
Well...in that case...I have to go with Bigfoot. (speaking from prior experience.... those little green men have loooooonnng fingers. I lost a filling last time th..... nevermind)





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QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Tuesday, July 1st, 2008, 9:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If Hollywood is fake though, I might know who it is. If not, then I'm scared for the world.



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hey leave hollywoodafd alone. he is a quality poster and can post any time he wants.


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lol, I agree with Hollywood... weeeee

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 12:26 PM

I really wish we could get Anne Heche's opinion in this thread.

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I don't mind folding out hands we beat.

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 12:31 PM

View Postdonk4life, on Sunday, February 17th, 2008, 4:26 PM, said:

I really wish we could get Anne Heche's opinion in this thread.
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Posted 17 February 2008 - 12:33 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on Sunday, February 17th, 2008, 2:31 PM, said:

Thats my Godmother, you pothead!
Then can you call her and get her on here?geeezzz..... do we have to spell it out for you?





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QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Tuesday, July 1st, 2008, 9:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If Hollywood is fake though, I might know who it is. If not, then I'm scared for the world.



QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 18th, 2008, 5:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hey leave hollywoodafd alone. he is a quality poster and can post any time he wants.


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lol, I agree with Hollywood... weeeee

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 12:35 PM

View PostHollywoodAFD, on Sunday, February 17th, 2008, 4:33 PM, said:

Then can you call her and get her on here?geeezzz..... do we have to spell it out for you?
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Posted 17 February 2008 - 12:35 PM

View Postdonk4life, on Sunday, February 17th, 2008, 12:04 PM, said:

Would you rather A.) Get molested by bigfoot. orB.) Get probed by aliens.Discuss.
Probed by aliens. I'm almost positive they'd put me to sleep again.
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#13 HollywoodAFD

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 12:39 PM

View PostSuitedAces21, on Sunday, February 17th, 2008, 2:35 PM, said:

You've made a HUGE mistake.
.... waiting... *looks at where watch would be if I were wearing one* .... tap tap





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QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Tuesday, July 1st, 2008, 9:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If Hollywood is fake though, I might know who it is. If not, then I'm scared for the world.



QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 18th, 2008, 5:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hey leave hollywoodafd alone. he is a quality poster and can post any time he wants.


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lol, I agree with Hollywood... weeeee

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 03:28 PM

Molested by Big Foot if, but only if its gentle big foot.Posted Image

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 03:35 PM

View PostHollywoodAFD, on Sunday, February 17th, 2008, 4:39 PM, said:

.... waiting... *looks at where watch would be if I were wearing one* .... tap tap
If I didnt have a live dove in my pants, I'd jump across this table...and....you know what.....

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 03:36 PM

I would actually rather be molested by the abominable snowmanSince it is all wet and cold it would slide in and out easier.Too much?Posted Image

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 03:48 PM

View Postking_tanner, on Sunday, February 17th, 2008, 5:36 PM, said:

I would actually rather be molested by the abominable snowmanSince it is all wet and cold it would slide in and out easier.Too much?Posted Image
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QUOTE (Suited_Up @ Tuesday, July 1st, 2008, 9:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If Hollywood is fake though, I might know who it is. If not, then I'm scared for the world.



QUOTE (ShakeZuma @ Tuesday, March 18th, 2008, 5:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hey leave hollywoodafd alone. he is a quality poster and can post any time he wants.


QUOTE (LongLiveYorke @ Friday, February 26th, 2010, 10:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
lol, I agree with Hollywood... weeeee

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Posted 17 February 2008 - 04:56 PM

View PostEl Guapo, on Sunday, February 17th, 2008, 6:28 PM, said:

Molested by Big Foot if, but only if its gentle big foot.Posted Image
I loved that movie.
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Posted 17 February 2008 - 05:32 PM

View Postdonk4life, on Sunday, February 17th, 2008, 12:04 PM, said:

Would you rather A.) Get molested by bigfoot. orB.) Get probed by aliens.Discuss.
Define "molested" and "probed". There's too much gray area there to choose.

View PostBuckeye Hughes, on Sunday, February 17th, 2008, 12:21 PM, said:

I for one can't wait for speedz reply. This shit's gonna be good.
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Posted 17 February 2008 - 05:34 PM

View Postspeedz99, on Sunday, February 17th, 2008, 5:32 PM, said:

Define "molested" and "probed". There's too much gray area there to choose.There's something you may not know about me...I have performance anxiety. The second you have any expectations I'll blow it.
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