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#21 dms26

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 09:09 AM

View Postturd ferguson, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 11:25 AM, said:

Right now I'm watching this infomercial for the Magic Bullet. Anybody else seen this thing? It's amazing!
is it a vibrator?

View PostShakeZuma, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 11:50 AM, said:

Have sex with as many high school girls as possible while it is still socially acceptable for you to do so.
wait..at what age does it stop being acceptable? :club:
QUOTE (CozMyn @ Sunday, March 8th, 2009, 5:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i tried to talk here about that program, the RNG , not to talk about when to accept all in without to see flop.
You can accept all in whenever you want, or whenever you feel lucky, but in virtual room's is not like in reality. In reality anything is possible... in virtual rooms you can be "the one" who knows the future, or who can change the future.

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 09:10 AM

View Postdms26, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 9:06 AM, said:

is it a vibrator?
Hioooooooooooooooooooo!It's a blender. It comes with everything you see here.Posted Image

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 09:12 AM

View Postturd ferguson, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 12:10 PM, said:

Hioooooooooooooooooooo!It's a blender. It comes with everything you see here.Posted Image
sweet, what do you get free if you call within the next 30 minutes?
QUOTE (CozMyn @ Sunday, March 8th, 2009, 5:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i tried to talk here about that program, the RNG , not to talk about when to accept all in without to see flop.
You can accept all in whenever you want, or whenever you feel lucky, but in virtual room's is not like in reality. In reality anything is possible... in virtual rooms you can be "the one" who knows the future, or who can change the future.

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 09:15 AM

View Postdms26, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 9:12 AM, said:

sweet, what do you get free if you call within the next 30 minutes?
You get the color coded save caps so everybody can know which magic bullet is theirs! However, you do lose your dignity and self respect. It's a pretty good trade I think.

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 09:48 AM

View Postdms26, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 9:09 AM, said:

wait..at what age does it stop being acceptable? :club:
That's what I was thinking.Posted Image
Looks like i picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 10:12 AM

I've watched the Magic Bullet infomercial about a dozen times...and it gets better every time. Caleb...isn't the deal that if you buy one you get a second one free? Want to go halfsies?
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 10:13 AM

im on spring break, i dont have anything to skip out on.

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 10:26 AM

I have one class today that's starting.......NOW.Damn, missed it. Time for some Tiger Woods 2006.

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 10:39 AM

View PostNapa_Don, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 11:53 AM, said:

View PostShakeZuma, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 11:50 AM, said:

And for NapaDon: Advice from an older person:Have sex with as many high school girls as possible while it is still socially acceptable for you to do so.
Not really that far ahead of you at all but I'm trying to look cool on the internet. But thanks for the advice.
FYPBrasky you have fun today buddy it's your day!!
QUOTE(DinkDonk @ Thursday, September 4th, 2008, 12:40 PM) View Post
I guess this is all unnecessary rambling because Hollywood personifies something I hate about most people. He can take valuable knowledge, stare it right in the fucking face and never let a single sentence absorb into his brain.

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 10:44 AM

Kers you are a master of the double quote FYP.I want to kiss you.Open mouth.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 10:53 AM

View Postleftygolfer, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 10:58 AM, said:

Hey MK...what do u trade? Got a few friends at the Board and the Merc.
Bonds. Not on the floor though. Screens. (Obv.)

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 10:55 AM

yeah i stayed home too. had to drop my car off at the shop = perfect excuse not to go to classes. just got free lunch from my buddy's deli, and now it's time for sweatpants, bed, and screwing around online for the next 10 or so hours

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 11:04 AM

View Postspeedz99, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 10:12 AM, said:

I've watched the Magic Bullet infomercial about a dozen times...and it gets better every time. Caleb...isn't the deal that if you buy one you get a second one free? Want to go halfsies?
I always want to buy one when I see the commercial, but the phone is always out of reach. Someday.
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 11:10 AM

so, i read the OP and didnt bother to read any of the responses, mainly cause im lazy, but i couldnt help but notice that you posted this at 8:25 am.good god man, why are you awake at 8:25 on a day off?go back to sleep you over-acheiver!

View PostFilesharer, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 8:43 AM, said:

I watch Diagnosis Murder with **** Van Dyke.
did anyone else find this funny?
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 11:22 AM

Update: I'm dominating Tiger Woods 2006.

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 12:24 PM

View PostJBradburn6, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 2:22 PM, said:

Update: Anyone with the motor skills of a Kindergartener can dominate Tiger Woods 2006.
I'm sorry, but the Tiger Woods games are too easy. Even the new one they said was harder is cake.
QUOTE(DinkDonk @ Thursday, September 4th, 2008, 12:40 PM) View Post
I guess this is all unnecessary rambling because Hollywood personifies something I hate about most people. He can take valuable knowledge, stare it right in the fucking face and never let a single sentence absorb into his brain.

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 12:31 PM

View Postkers2, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 3:24 PM, said:

I'm sorry, but the Tiger Woods games are too easy. Even the new one they said was harder is cake.
Yeah, I didn't have any trouble with it either. Especially against the middle players (Rich Beem, guys like that), I was beating them 7 & 6 or worse every match. Quite a few didn't even make it past the 10th hole. Did you ever figure out Trick Shot Mode? I messed with that game all day one Sunday and could never figure out where and how to use it...

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 12:36 PM

View Postkers2, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 12:24 PM, said:

I'm sorry, but the Tiger Woods games are too easy. Even the new one they said was harder is cake.
Very true. I got it yesterday and am already losing interest. Might have to break out some Goldeneye when my roommates get back.

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 01:11 PM

I just got up from my nap. It was splendid. I'm still not wearing pants, and I haven't showered.Matt: Halfsies sounds great! I'm pumped.Kers: Glad to see you made it in. You pwn the FYP.Tgfyne: I was up because I had to call in sick. Kiss my assing.

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Posted 20 March 2006 - 01:13 PM

View Postturd ferguson, on Monday, March 20th, 2006, 4:11 PM, said:

Tgfyne: I was up because I had to call in sick. Kiss my assing.
****ing I hate that. Every time I go out and get drunk with plans to call in sick the next day, I always have to set my alarm and wake up early anyways. Quite the bummer.

View PostAmScray, on 30 August 2010 - 12:41 PM, said:

one cannot possibly ascribe themselves to the larger (D) philosophy without first being a poon




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